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Topic: This thread has certain rules
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-10-2004 09:45:12 PM
And you will abide by them!

Karnaj and Maradon shall race in speedboats across a mine-strewn sea.

Vorbo shall play the war drums to rally us all to action.

Tarquinn will pound his fist on this table and routinely call for order to this chaos. Oh yeah, he'll do this all while wearing a powdered wig.

Delidgamond will defend his hoard of chocolate mooseheads in his fabled keep: Gnomehold.

JooJooFlop will employ all manner of Wile E. Coyote-esque tactics to attempt and get said mooseheads from their defender.

Ja'Deth and Arttemis shall battle each other high in the skies in WWI biplanes.

Ares will prove to us why she is called 'Ten-Naps.'

Gydyon will give us the play-by-play as a rabid football commentator.

Drysart will randomly snatch females, whom he will refer to as his lovely assistants, and perform deranged magic tricks on their persons.

Lashanna, as one of the Forsaken undead, will attack her arch-foe: the Paladin Bajah.

Suddar, Ferret and Khyron will throw down in a Russian squat-dance competition.

Xyrra will re-enact a scene from a kung fu movie in which they have killed her master. Complete with lots of dropping to the knees in the rain and screaming "JINSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!"

Trent will be left out of this thread again.

Delphi will weep over the loss of his beloved puppy...who was devoured by Sean.

Liam and Zaza will fight each other with foam bats in a competition to see who reigns Sissy Supreme.

nem-x will clone himself and go apeshit on Addy, who will kick liberal amounts of butt.

Pvednes will sigh and contemplate the point of it all.

Led will die a noble death.

Mortious will play the bugle at inopportune times.

Katrinity will chase Mortious around with a broom, shouting mild curses at him a la Eh! Steve! and the wheelchair.

Begin at once!

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 08-10-2004 09:48:52 PM
........

*Does whatever he feels like as he is once again skipped over.*

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-10-2004 09:50:30 PM
quote:
How.... Y.O.T.C.... uughhhhhh:
........

*Does whatever he feels like as he is once again skipped over.*


Sorry. You must do interperetive dance.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-10-2004 09:51:58 PM
I got a blown 572-cube crate motor in this beast. 850 horses at the crank. Whatchoo got, punk? *motor roars to life*
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 08-10-2004 09:53:46 PM
quote:
Y.O.T.C had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
........

*Does whatever he feels like as he is once again skipped over.*


*beats YOTC with a towel with bricks in it*

You forgot to end your post with "Mr. Parclean, Sir!"

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 08-10-2004 09:56:36 PM
/me preforms a scene from "Cats"
Mightion Defensor
posted 08-10-2004 09:57:54 PM
You forgot me. Bajah's more a ranger than a paladin.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-10-2004 10:09:33 PM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Mightion Defensor scored a straight 1 with:
You forgot me. Bajah's more a ranger than a paladin.

ROGUE, you shit I've never ever been or played a Ranger.

Private Part
Pancake
posted 08-10-2004 10:15:54 PM
Can i just sit here and juggle?
One by one, the penguins
steal my sanity
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 08-10-2004 10:16:48 PM
I will defeat Za.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-10-2004 10:17:32 PM
*sigh* But why?

Pvednes fucked around with this message on 08-10-2004 at 10:18 PM.

Mightion Defensor
posted 08-10-2004 10:20:29 PM
quote:
Bajah stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
ROGUE, you shit I've never ever been or played a Ranger.

Rogue, ranger... I just thought it was more rangerly that you used a bow.

No reason to call me a shit.

Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 08-10-2004 10:32:11 PM
These rules confuse the spectators. Who is winning and when will Iget the hot dog and drink I ordered from the man with the box?
Peter
Pancake
posted 08-10-2004 10:32:20 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about Cuba:
You forgot me. Bajah's more a ranger than a paladin.

If I had my DigiCam working I would challenge you to a duel to the death, My Models Vs. Your Transformers.

--- I Have come to the realization I have way to many gundam models after cleaning my room and comeing upon a stash of a few unopened kits, and a drawer of junked ones.

Peter fucked around with this message on 08-10-2004 at 10:36 PM.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 08-10-2004 10:38:50 PM
*grins and runs amok at not being held to any rules*
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Saith
Pancake
posted 08-10-2004 10:53:39 PM
edit: wrong account..

Saith fucked around with this message on 08-10-2004 at 10:54 PM.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-10-2004 10:54:54 PM
*pouts and kicks at the ground*

Dammit.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-10-2004 11:02:46 PM
*leaves a flaming bag of dog poo on the porch of Gnomehold, rings the doorbell and hides in the bushes*
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 08-10-2004 11:12:55 PM
Bajah's been a druid, which is half a ranger.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-10-2004 11:40:59 PM
quote:
Private Part had this to say about Knight Rider:
Can i just sit here and jiggle?
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 08-10-2004 11:52:23 PM
FOOL! None can best me at the art of the prisyatki!
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 08-11-2004 12:29:52 AM
*sits and stairs at Trent*
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-11-2004 12:52:21 AM
Scene I: A traditional Japanese dojo. It is night and rain can be heard hammering against the roof of the school. Outside the high square windows, a flash of lightning can be seen. In silhouette, the audience can see a woman kneeling in respect before a hunched male figure, suggestive of great age. The man extends a katana to the kneeling form. The girl's head bows deeply before accepting the gift. Back lights illuminate as she rises, strapping the katana to her back. Offering a deep formal bow to the elderly man, she walks calmly from the school.

Scene II: Dojo exterior. Lightning flashes, and the rain comes down in buckets. Spotlight pans to an utterly drenched woman in a kimono, who stands with the katana in her outstreched hands. She falls to her knees, planting the tip of the weapon into the ground, as she throws her head back, letting out an anguished wail

A card flashes across the screen as a piano is heard merrily jangling away in the background

"JINSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!"

Xyrra fucked around with this message on 08-11-2004 at 12:52 AM.

nem-x
posted 08-11-2004 01:23:27 AM
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 08-11-2004 01:45:20 AM
HAHA, COMRADES! VICTORY SHALL BE MINE! FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!


Khyron fucked around with this message on 08-11-2004 at 01:52 AM.

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-11-2004 01:46:46 AM
Sits back and enjoys
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-11-2004 03:32:59 AM
*wearing a powdered wig* I will not tolerate this chaos any longer.

*pounds his fist on the table* If there's any more of this insurbordination, speedboatracing, fighting or general frolicking, I'll clear the court!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Lashanna
noob
posted 08-11-2004 04:28:02 AM
My insatiable thirst can only be sated with the blood of Champion of the Light!

Bajah! Your paltry armor and your laughable faith cannot save you from Death's cold embrace!

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-11-2004 04:35:59 AM
*Holds the thread hostage with a highly implausible doomsday weapon*
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-11-2004 09:13:21 AM
Um......what a slobberknocker?
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-11-2004 09:45:38 AM
<holds a big broom aloft, looks around for Mort>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-11-2004 09:53:19 AM
Bajah casts Seal of Righteousness upon himself, tripling his damage against undead, and readies both Exorcism and his Holy Strikes.

Come now, Lashanna. Or should I say Rosaline, the name you gave up to become Forsaken? I believe the rules stated you must attack me, not bore me with insults.

It is well known that the Undead have no... prayer... against a Paladin of the Light!

Bajah fucked around with this message on 08-11-2004 at 09:53 AM.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-11-2004 11:01:40 AM
My name is mud.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-11-2004 12:37:03 PM
*buzzes overhead in his biplane, hanging amongst the clouds of smoke rising from the others' chaos...waiting for his foe...when that doesn't work, executes a strafing run on Bajah and Mightion, before going back to waiting*
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 08-11-2004 01:12:29 PM
*emerges from a cloud of smoke, firing his handgun wildly at Baron Von Dethenstein's Sopwith Panda*
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 08-11-2004 01:55:48 PM
No rules, just right!
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-11-2004 02:35:36 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Arttemis was all like:
*emerges from a cloud of smoke, firing his handgun wildly at Baron Von Dethenstein's Sopwith Panda*

Ach! Mein adversary!

*dives for the ground, storming behind a barn, only to come up executing a formidable Pandastein Pounce from behind cover, popping off shots at Arttemis as he passes underneath*

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-11-2004 03:00:27 PM
*Keels over*
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 08-11-2004 03:03:02 PM
quote:
Led thought about the meaning of life:
*Keels over*

Such a noble death.

Mightion Defensor
posted 08-11-2004 04:01:45 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
*buzzes overhead in his biplane, hanging amongst the clouds of smoke rising from the others' chaos...waiting for his foe...when that doesn't work, executes a strafing run on Bajah and Mightion, before going back to waiting*

Ouch! Now Deth is using bullet points to make his arguments!

I bet he unprepared for puns of my caliber, though! I shall round them up, rifle through them for the best, clip out the inappropriate, then look through a magazine!

* flips through a copy of Puns and Ammo

Mightion Defensor fucked around with this message on 08-11-2004 at 04:02 PM.

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