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Topic: good times for all
frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 07-13-2004 10:24:39 PM
ok so heres your challenege... post something you think no one can make a sexual innuedno out of. The next person to post will proveyou wrong by doing so then they take thier stab at posting something THEY think no one can make asexual innuendo out of and so on...

Have fun!!!

I'll start.

I bought a bonnet last tueday.

*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
Demos
Pancake
posted 07-13-2004 10:53:28 PM
quote:
frolicking imp stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
ok so heres your challenege... post something you think no one can make a sexual innuedno out of. The next person to post will proveyou wrong by doing so then they take thier stab at posting something THEY think no one can make asexual innuendo out of and so on...

Have fun!!!

I'll start.

I bought a bonnet last tueday.


Innuendo for a condom.

My phrase: I am celibate.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Razor
posted 07-13-2004 11:07:04 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Demos wrote:
Innuendo for a condom.

My phrase: I am celibate.


You aren't, you jack off all the time.

My turn: Blue Lights

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Malbi
posted 07-14-2004 12:02:34 AM
poor confused color blind people in Amsterdam.

behold trout!

I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 07-14-2004 12:08:38 AM
No no, thats not what the smell is comeing from.


Potato's are in idaho.

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 07-14-2004 12:20:39 AM
quote:
Y.O.T.C had this to say about John Romero:
Potato's are in idaho.

My potatoes were in MYdaho last night.


Watermellons are red.

Rodent King fucked around with this message on 07-14-2004 at 12:21 AM.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 07-14-2004 12:40:44 AM
quote:
Rodent King thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
My potatoes were in MYdaho last night.


Watermellons are red.


I'd like to make THOSE mellons red.

The cow quacks at midnight

Dionysus
Pancake
posted 07-14-2004 12:47:17 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Somu Icewalker wrote:

The cow quacks at midnight

I'll make your cow quack at midnight.

Intestines dripping slowly through the lining of the stomach.

nnioR~

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 07-14-2004 12:49:46 AM
I'd like to "fuck" "you" in the "ass".
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-14-2004 08:52:17 AM
quote:
Snoota's momma would never want to hear them say:
I'd like to "fuck" "you" in the "ass".

atoonS wins the thread!

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-14-2004 08:54:42 AM
This thread gets a 1, with my blessing.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-14-2004 12:15:20 PM
quote:
From the book of Mortious, chapter 3, verse 16:
This thread gets a 1, with my blessing.

Your mom blessed me, so I gave her a "1".

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-14-2004 01:42:22 PM
quote:
So quoth Mr. Gainsborough:
Your mom blessed me, so I gave her a "1".

Yeah, 1 inch you limp-dicked bastard.

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