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Topic: Happy birthday, Mountee!
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-09-2004 03:47:07 AM
I make my own thread that's not NSFW because the birthday boy hates it and it's honestly just stupid and overdone and it's all Nae's fault.(Though I did enjoy the original NSFW birthday thread; mine.)
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-09-2004 03:49:33 AM
Who?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-09-2004 03:50:08 AM
He's worth saying Happy Birthday to twice...

But not to me.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-09-2004 03:50:19 AM
Liam, you dumb ass.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-09-2004 03:56:12 AM
Oh yeah.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 06-09-2004 04:00:46 AM
Thanks duder.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-09-2004 04:02:05 AM
There isn't even any porn in the NSFW thread.

Man, I remember when my birthday came around last year and Nae made a NSFW post(before the Birthday thing was added and it became a daily occurance) giving me porn for my birthday. It was like three pages of nothing but poooooorn.

Now you guys just get a pretty red and yellow tag that implies there will be porn inside for your birthday.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 06-09-2004 04:02:58 AM
But there never is,
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-09-2004 04:05:36 AM
Happy Birthday, here's your pony:

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-09-2004 04:10:02 AM
Beastiality.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-09-2004 09:19:15 PM
Happy Birthday Liam.

I hope you have a very good day.

D Spot
Pancake
posted 06-09-2004 09:36:43 PM
Happy Birthday Liam
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