$2.5M budget? Check!
Already spent? Check!
Absolute power? Check!
Crushing responsibility? Check!
Working all day on a holiday? Check!
Phone updates in the middle of the night? Check!
Should be interesting. . .if anyone's interested, I'll try to share what I can about the exeperience.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage attempted to be funny by writing:
Well, as of today, I'm officially a commander. I'm on G-series orders for the summer while part of our unit is deployed.$2.5M budget? Check!
Already spent? Check!
Absolute power? Check!
Crushing responsibility? Check!
Working all day on a holiday? Check!
Phone updates in the middle of the night? Check!
Should be interesting. . .if anyone's interested, I'll try to share what I can about the exeperience.
I think many of us would be interested. And for the militarily clueless, what is a "G-Series" order?
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Bloodsage had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Should be interesting. . .if anyone's interested, I'll try to share what I can about the exeperience.
Noooooo, then you would have to kill us if you accidentally let something slip. 
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Cherveny had this to say about Duck Tales:
I think many of us would be interested. And for the militarily clueless, what is a "G-Series" order?
It is the order that invests someone with all of the legal powers of a commander.
I've been in charge before, when my boss in on leave before, but without the G-series orders, didn't have the legal authority of command.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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JooJooFlop had this to say about John Romero:
Noooooo, then you would have to kill us if you accidentally let something slip.
No, I wouldn't kill you. But my stealth attack ninjas might visit you one dark night.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Everyone wondered WTF when Naimah wrote:
I hear 2.5M is alot of money. I may be wrong though.
You are.
It's not something people hear about.
What's the best way to deal with a rodent infestation in the vacant lot next door to my house?
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Alek Saege had this to say about Robocop:
You are.
I've never been responsible for 2.5M, have you?
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Drysart had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Dear Commander Bloodsage,What's the best way to deal with a rodent infestation in the vacant lot next door to my house?
Who needs Sage to answer that?
You need to have a Playstation controller bombing.
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Naimah had this to say about Captain Planet:
I've never been responsible for 2.5M, have you?
I'm confused... 2.5 molar? Anyway
Congratulations
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Drysart probably says this to all the girls:
Dear Commander Bloodsage,What's the best way to deal with a rodent infestation in the vacant lot next door to my house?
The fun answer: Napalm.
The more logical: Pest control.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Naimah said:
I hear 2.5M is alot of money. I may be wrong though.
Pfeh. In the military, depending on which program you're in, $2.5M could be the coffee and doughnut fund.
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Check out the big brain on Skaw!
The fun answer: Napalm.
The more logical: Pest control.
WHat about carpet bombing with those MOAB thingies.
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This one time, at Callalron camp:
Pfeh. In the military, depending on which program you're in, $2.5M could be the coffee and doughnut fund.
;.; american tax doller hard at work
That's what i read off it at least.
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So quoth Dr. Gee:
This isn't a change in rank Snoots. It just means he's officially the CO while his regular CO is gone.That's what i read off it at least.
whatever I can't even remember my own name right now
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Snoota thought about the meaning of life:
whatever I can't even remember my own name right now
You also forgot that we got married when I was in Vegas, you hunk.
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Callalron had this to say about (_|_):
Pfeh. In the military, depending on which program you're in, $2.5M could be the coffee and doughnut fund.
Tell me that's for atleast 3 or 4 units... ;P
Go 'Sagey!
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How.... Snoota.... uughhhhhh:
wa sthat befrore or afeter you stuck your hoohoo n my haahaa
After, but it was before he found out you were pregnant, so he's still a gentleman.
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Drysart's fortune cookie read:
Dear Commander Bloodsage,What's the best way to deal with a rodent infestation in the vacant lot next door to my house?
Actually, that's an interesting question. I can't recommend poison, since it's a quirk of federal law that commanders are personally liable for violations of environmental law, and we wouldn't want to contaminate the water table in your local area.
I'd have to recommend either a mighty hunting kitty, or a dastardly set of live traps. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Callalron thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Pfeh. In the military, depending on which program you're in, $2.5M could be the coffee and doughnut fund.
Well, yeah, at the program level, but it's not too bad for a line unit.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
And remember, cooperate, or I'll replace your motorcycle with a Vespa.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Nicole enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
So, Commander, what would be the easiest way to breach border security and allow our countless hordes of Canadian Resistance troops into the boundless pillaging glory that is the Great Satan America?And remember, cooperate, or I'll replace your motorcycle with a Vespa.
Hey Vespa's are cool.
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So quoth Razor:
Hey Vespa's are cool.
But we get a motorcycle!!!
