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Topic: Should I have sex with my friend's ex?
Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-15-2004 10:14:37 PM
Ok, so we're riding along, discussing prospects of getting laid (for my friend anyways), and he comes off the cuff with "hey, you know, I could hook you up with my ex for a bit of booty." Intially I was like "wtf??" but then I realized he wasn't kidding. He stills plays with her a bit and he figures she'd go for me as I'm not to different from him in personality or physical size (this being for sex only). There are a number of pros and cons to the deal but they're so balanced that it pretty much comes down to whether I want to do her or not. I submit this to you twisted fellows: what would you do in my situation? She's half-japanese, fairly hot, and a consummate submissive.
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 05-15-2004 10:16:26 PM
Whatever happened to premarital sex being wrong?

Aside from that...like you said, it comes down to whether you want to do her or not.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-15-2004 10:18:04 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about dark elf butts:
Whatever happened to premarital sex being wrong?

Aside from that...like you said, it comes down to whether you want to do her or not.


My morals are gone to hell. What would you do given such an opportunity?

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 05-15-2004 10:22:25 PM
I've been in such things. All I can say is it's so much less important than when you find someone you love being with. Honestly I prefer the feeling of a kiss from Lesage over random sex.
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Darius!
Pancake
posted 05-15-2004 10:23:27 PM
quote:
Maho had this to say about the Spice Girls:
My morals are gone to hell. What would you do given such an opportunity?

The real question is; if I told you what I would do, would you do it? Because in that case, I'd send me all your money.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-15-2004 10:23:59 PM
More pussy = a good thing.

Anyone who says otherwise isn't getting enough.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-15-2004 10:24:14 PM
Won't really matter what anyone says... you'll do what you want either way.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-15-2004 10:24:57 PM
quote:
Trent's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Won't really matter what anyone says... you'll do what you want either way.

True. But I am curious to see what the consensus is.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-15-2004 10:27:51 PM
Should I have sex with your friend's ex?
Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-15-2004 10:29:27 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan impressed everyone with:
Should I have sex with your friend's ex?

Do you like to dominate or be dominated? If you like to dominate, yes. If like to be dominated, don't bother.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-15-2004 10:31:06 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Maho wrote:
Do you like to dominate or be dominated? If you like to dominate, yes. If like to be dominated, don't bother.

Send me the contact information.

Sean
posted 05-15-2004 10:31:12 PM
Something Awful should run a story dedicated to people like Maho and Somthor.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-15-2004 10:33:15 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
Send me the contact information.

Sure, her name is XXX and her number is XXXXXXXXX.

** Use PMs for personal information. It clearly states in the rules to NOT SURE PERSONAL INFORMATION.

- LOG

LOG fucked around with this message on 05-15-2004 at 10:46 PM.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-15-2004 10:33:48 PM
quote:
So quoth Sean:
Something Awful should run a story dedicated to people like Maho and Somthor.

You can't tell me you didn't get at least a little chuckle out of this thread.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 05-15-2004 10:34:29 PM
Where in missouri does she live? (and it's 867-5309.)

LOG fucked around with this message on 05-15-2004 at 10:46 PM.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-15-2004 10:45:42 PM
No idea, I came up with that off the top of my head.

LOG fucked around with this message on 05-15-2004 at 10:46 PM.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Steven Steve
posted 05-15-2004 10:50:05 PM
I would rip out her eyeballs and skullfuck her then rub her in feces
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Nina
posted 05-15-2004 10:51:21 PM
::walks through the thread, humming Max Don't Have Sex with your Ex::
Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-15-2004 10:51:29 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Duck Tales:
I would rip out her eyeballs and skullfuck her then rub her in feces

And here I thought I was twisted...

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-15-2004 11:00:15 PM
If you're "not to different from him in personality or physical size", then ask yourself this: Why is she an ex now? Odds are that there's something there that won't work out well. Avoid this situation.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-15-2004 11:04:53 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
If you're "not to different from him in personality or physical size", then ask yourself this: Why is she an ex now? Odds are that there's something there that won't work out well. Avoid this situation.

I suppose I should clarify; this isn't a hook for a relationship. It's a hook up for meaningless pleasure. Purely hedonistic in nature.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 05-15-2004 11:11:15 PM
Give her my number.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-15-2004 11:15:44 PM
quote:
Maho wrote this stupid crap:
I suppose I should clarify; this isn't a hook for a relationship. It's a hook up for meaningless pleasure. Purely hedonistic in nature.

There are other ways to get meaningless pleasure. They won't risk your friendship, but they do take AA batteries.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 05-15-2004 11:17:53 PM
quote:
Nina wrote this stupid crap:
::walks through the thread, humming Max Don't Have Sex with your Ex::

hahah that's catchy.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-15-2004 11:21:19 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon Model 2000 was programmed to say:
There are other ways to get meaningless pleasure. They won't risk your friendship, but they do take AA batteries.

Didn't I mention it was his idea?

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-15-2004 11:23:13 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when BeauChan said this:
hahah that's catchy.

It sounds remarkably like DDR music. Is it? I know that group makes DDR music.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-15-2004 11:26:41 PM
quote:
Maho said:
Didn't I mention it was his idea?

Lots of people have ideas that sound good at the time, but later they wonder what the hell they were thinking.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 05-15-2004 11:27:12 PM
To rephrase what I said earlier: Jack off, it's the same damn thing. After that, ask her out.
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Steven Steve
posted 05-15-2004 11:54:39 PM
Sloppy Seconds Silly Syphilis
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-16-2004 12:09:43 AM
quote:
Mortious obviously shouldn't have said:
More pussy = a good thing.

Anyone who says otherwise isn't getting enough.


Can't argue with that, I suppose.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Ragabash
Pancake
posted 05-16-2004 12:20:35 AM
no
Feed my hungry soul.
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 05-16-2004 12:22:52 AM
I guess the important thing, morally, in this case is: can you make it as least as fun for her as she'll make it for you?



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 05-16-2004 12:26:56 AM
No.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-16-2004 12:27:02 AM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle wrote this stupid crap:
I guess the important thing, morally, in this case is: can you make it as least as fun for her as she'll make it for you?

If what my friend says is true, that shouldn't be all that hard. She's apparently a pretty mild ride and likes to be dominated. I'm dominant by nature so I suppose...

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 05-16-2004 12:30:41 AM
This is your opertunity to get out those whips and chains you mentioned.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-16-2004 12:33:39 AM
quote:
Pvednes painfully thought these words up:
This is your opertunity to get out those whips and chains you mentioned.

Hmm, I was told she doesn't like the whipping. The chains however...

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 05-16-2004 12:34:06 AM
quote:
Pvednes stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
This is your opertunity to get out those whips and chains you mentioned.

Ha! I totally forgot about that.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-16-2004 12:35:25 AM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Ha! I totally forgot about that.


So did I actually...

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 05-16-2004 12:43:37 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Maho said:
So did I actually...

You know, you have not yet offered any compelling evidence that you are the same person who first began posting on this account.

...not that I'm complaining at allupo.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Beta Tested
Pancake
posted 05-16-2004 02:02:28 AM
Half Japanese eh? Half asians are all the rage these days. I'm happy with my girlfriend, she's half Vietnamese, half jewish, lol.

Do it. Don't forget a silk rope or some chains/handcuffs. Makes it all the more fun. Seems most asian chicks like being dominated

What's this thing do?
That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.
Melphina's Magelo
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