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Topic: Oooooooooogh....
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-04-2004 03:39:12 PM
On a cold, moonless night where the sky is rendered pitch black by a sheet of dark clouds above, something stirs in the ground below.

The soil breaks as a stout, decayed hand bursts from underneath and grips the ground. Something is pulling itself up...

With green skin and glowing red eyes, a gruesome prairie dog arises from the grave, slathering his yellowing sharp teeth and wandering off into the night, searching for victims...

Uuuuuuuuuurrrrrrggggghhhh....

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 05-04-2004 at 03:39 PM.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-04-2004 03:39:46 PM
Your exams are that bad, huh?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-04-2004 03:41:08 PM
The prairie dog leans over to this new victim and takes a bite out of his ankle, sinking his yellow teeth into Karnaj's soft flesh and leaving a terrible, lingering curse behind.

Oooooroorrorrrrgh...

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-04-2004 03:41:32 PM
Gasp! Everyone raid the Gun Shops now...stock up on Shotguns and shells.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-04-2004 03:43:21 PM
The prairie dog creeps up behind the kitsune as she warns the masses and crunches on one of her many tails.

Grrrrggrrrrrgrrrrr....

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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 05-04-2004 03:44:21 PM
*Turns Undead*
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-04-2004 03:44:35 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
The prairie dog creeps up behind the kitsune as she warns the masses and crunches on one of her many tails.

Grrrrggrrrrrgrrrrr....

<eeks as her tails growl, wrapping around the undead prairie dog as millions of vicious fangs pop out from the fur>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-04-2004 03:44:41 PM
AHHHHHH! A HIDEOUS FURRY SACK OF CHILI FARTS!!!
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-04-2004 03:45:23 PM
The prairie zombie shambles about the town, groaning and moaning as he leaves his terrible mark behind.

Piiiiiiiizzzzaaaaaa....piiiiiiizzzzaaaaaa....

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-04-2004 03:47:06 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
The prairie zombie shambles about the town, groaning and moaning as he leaves his terrible mark behind.

Ugh, Jesus, someone put a diaper on it.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Dauragon
Pancake
posted 05-04-2004 03:52:54 PM
*Leans over and turns the godmode switch on*

Ha! Now I'm uninjurable!

xtreem.
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 05-04-2004 05:22:46 PM
*turns her cheesecake oven into a pizza oven*

heeeeere parcey parcey parcey!

*RUN EVERYONE, RUN WHILE YOU CAN!*

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 05-04-2004 05:50:43 PM
*Checks the clip of blessed-silver rounds before loading it into his AR-15, and cycling the first round into the chamber, sitting there waiting should he be in danger from the undead creature shambling around the street. Meanwhile, the case of silver nitrate liquid-filled grenades sits off and behind him to his right. And just in case, a box of spirit wards and other assorted holy items.*
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-04-2004 05:55:29 PM
Quick quick! Hide the pizza and beer!
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Gravity'sAngel
Pancake
posted 05-04-2004 06:11:20 PM
*walks in carrying a large cooler and a padlock*

Place all your pizza and beer in here, and I shall see to it that it is - AIIIIEEEEEEEE

*spots the monster, tosses the cooler and padlock at it, and runs far far away*

Still refusing to play WoW.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-04-2004 06:11:53 PM
Nah, he gave up drinking. If anything beer should repel him.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Mystiana
Heavy Drinker
posted 05-04-2004 06:18:50 PM
Cool!

*casts a spell causing beer to rain down*
Mystiana Puellaris

"Life gives us time, but only Love gives it meaning."

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 05-04-2004 06:22:55 PM
Holy shit. MYSTI SIGHTING!
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-04-2004 06:24:19 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mystiana said:
Cool!

*casts a spell causing beer to rain down*

MISTY!!! *hugs tight*

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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 05-04-2004 06:27:03 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when JooJooFlop wrote:
Nah, he gave up drinking. If anything beer should repel him.

We need Duffman!

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-04-2004 06:33:36 PM
The prairie zombie leaps out from the shadows and bites Mystiana's face.

Braaaaaaains...

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Mystiana
Heavy Drinker
posted 05-04-2004 06:42:56 PM
uh...was that a love nip? cause if it was, I'm not into animals
Mystiana Puellaris

"Life gives us time, but only Love gives it meaning."

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-04-2004 06:53:53 PM
quote:
Mystiana had this to say:
uh...was that a love nip? cause if it was, I'm not into animals

Fippy says otherwise.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-04-2004 06:55:40 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Mystiana:
uh...was that a love nip? cause if it was, I'm not into animals

I'm infecting you, yo.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-04-2004 07:02:20 PM
This should drive him off:

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-04-2004 07:19:06 PM
MYSTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*HUGS*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Mystiana
Heavy Drinker
posted 05-04-2004 07:28:46 PM
*pulls slowly back from Lyinar's hug with a glazed look in her eyes and takes a step back. Reaching for the rodent hanging from her cheek, she pulls it off, tearing a little of her skin in the process - yet doesn't blink. Noticing Lyinar's look, Mysti reaches out her arms towards her, an almost hungry look in her eyes*
Mystiana Puellaris

"Life gives us time, but only Love gives it meaning."

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-04-2004 07:41:50 PM
Ru ro..

Dammit.. Someone contain that rodent!!

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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 05-04-2004 07:44:49 PM
Bah, wrong shapeshifter...

Jania Arindelil fucked around with this message on 05-04-2004 at 07:45 PM.


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-04-2004 07:46:09 PM
ACK!

*turns into a wolfie and runs away*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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