"The text on my 17 inch LCD is really grainy!"
"What resolution are you running at?"
"1024x768."
"There's your problem, the monitor's native resolution is 1280x1024. Let's switch it..."
doo doo doo doo doo doo (Think Wayne and Garth.)
"Hey, the text is much clearer now! But now it's too smallllllll....."
There is still no "kill" button on my phone. This is justice?
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Gunslinger Moogle wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
You'll have to forgive me for not getting that.
Some people (blind people) can't read text very well at higher resolutions though.
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Alidane had this to say about Duck Tales:
LCD's have a 'native resolution'--a resolution they were designed for (for 17", it's generally 1280x1024). To display other resolutions, they have to do some funky tricks to display things correctly, and as such, things tend to look like grainy ass when not running in the native resolution.Some people (blind people) can't read text very well at higher resolutions though.
My 
still stands.
Sorry mate.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
For everything else, tough shit. 
No, Really. Bite me.
THE CUSTOMER ARE NEVER FUCKING HAPPY.
Give them a glass of lemonade on a hot sunny day and they'll complain about the shape of the glass.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Optimus Prime:
My point was....THE CUSTOMER ARE NEVER FUCKING HAPPY.
Give them a glass of lemonade on a hot sunny day and they'll complain about the shape of the glass.
so?
and it's your job to make them happy.
isn't that a lovely feeling?
No, Really. Bite me.
But, I want it to look like a round glass.
And.. I really want Kool-aid.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Cuba:
My point was....THE CUSTOMER ARE NEVER FUCKING HAPPY.
Give them a glass of lemonade on a hot sunny day and they'll complain about the shape of the glass.
Ah.
And now we're complaining about your story, too. Isn't that ironic?
poor mightion.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Mightion Defensor enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
My point was....THE CUSTOMER ARE NEVER FUCKING HAPPY.
Give them a glass of lemonade on a hot sunny day and they'll complain about the shape of the glass.
next words out of your mouth should have been and heres how we can fix that. I dont see this as a problem customer i see it as a CSR who doesnt enjoy thier job.
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Somthor was naked while typing this:
next words out of your mouth should have been and heres how we can fix that. I dont see this as a problem customer i see it as a CSR who doesnt enjoy thier job.
Captain Obvious strikes again.
Go away, you're not my supervisor and I sure as hell don't need you telling me how to do my job.
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Mightion Defensor impressed everyone with:
Captain Obvious strikes again.Go away, you're not my supervisor and I sure as hell don't need you telling me how to do my job.
I shall now take the fence-straddling position.
On the one hand, you really do complain about your job...a lot, I mean.
But on the other, I respect your right to rant and vent every now and again.
So, in conclusion, what I'm trying to get at is: What's for dinner?
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Mightion Defensor wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Captain Obvious strikes again.Go away, you're not my supervisor and I sure as hell don't need you telling me how to do my job.
Nope I am not your supervisor be glad thats the case. when you posted your gripe that was a invatation for commentary. from the mannor you vented it sounded like you didnt do your job as well as you could have. Im sure in every other respect you are the best CSR they have. People all have their bad days and their frustrations.
so did the customer end the call feeling satisfied?
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Somthor wrote this stupid crap:
Nope I am not your supervisor be glad thats the case. when you posted your gripe that was a invatation for commentary. from the mannor you vented it sounded like you didnt do your job as well as you could have. Im sure in every other respect you are the best CSR they have. People all have their bad days and their frustrations.so did the customer end the call feeling satisfied?
For the record, I'm very good at my job, I nicely assisted the customer with the IE font settings and stuff, and she was satisfied. I rant here because I can't rant at the customer.
When you buy a Sony product and get me on the line for technical support, THEN you can comment on how I do my job.
Except for that time that Somthor called in. Turns out my voice wasn't deep enough for him.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Robocop:
For the record, I'm very good at my job, I nicely assisted the customer with the IE font settings and stuff, and she was satisfied. I rant here because I can't rant at the customer.When you buy a Sony product and get me on the line for technical support, THEN you can comment on how I do my job.
as i said i thought you were, most people here seem to be very good at what they do. my whole commentary could have been advoided if you had tacked the above to your rant.
I love Sony products btw 
Parcelan, thats becuse i told you husky like Kathern Turner and you gave me squeaky castarti sounding Kate Bush. the constant suggestions on how i could make it better for you when it was my 900 call didnt help the mood either
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I won't be satisfied until I finally invent a way to stab Somthor in the face over the internet.
your jsut still mad becuse when you were really hopeful for a job I told you that they likely were useing you to reach a quarum to hire someone else. And then you didnt get that job.
their loss but dont hold a grudge with me for trying to warn you ahead of time.
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Somthor wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
your jsut still mad becuse when you were really hopeful for a job I told you that they likely were useing you to reach a quarum to hire someone else. And then you didnt get that job.their loss but dont hold a grudge with me for trying to warn you ahead of time.
That was Bajah, you idiot.
You can't even tell the truth about your time at EC. Yet we're supposed to believe you about your life outside of EC..
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Delphi Aegis spewed forth this undeniable truth:
That was Bajah, you idiot.You can't even tell the truth about your time at EC. Yet we're supposed to believe you about your life outside of EC..
You're the idiot. He didn't lie, he just didn't remember it properly. Nice argument though, even though, you know, it's baseless.
I doubt Somthor's claims at times as well, but atleast try and make some sense before you go shit flinging.
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Liam had this to say about Tron:
You're the idiot. He didn't lie, he just didn't remember it properly. Nice argument though, even though, you know, it's baseless.I doubt Somthor's claims at times as well, but atleast try and make some sense before you go shit flinging.
Would anyone with two brain cells to rub together confuse ME with BAJAH?
I think not.
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From the book of Delphi Aegis, chapter 3, verse 16:
Would anyone with two brain cells to rub together confuse ME with BAJAH?I think not.
oic
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Liam had this to say about Punky Brewster:
oic
I mean, if it was me and a canadian or something, I could forgive.. But me and Bajah? That's just mean to Bajahs everywhere!
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Everyone wondered WTF when Delphi Aegis wrote:
That was Bajah, you idiot.You can't even tell the truth about your time at EC. Yet we're supposed to believe you about your life outside of EC..
oops i guess I owe Bajah a applogee for confusing him with you then
sorry bajah about that and the job too.
Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."
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Delphi Aegis stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Would anyone with two brain cells to rub together confuse ME with BAJAH?I think not.
thats the difference bettween you and me you have two brain cells to rub together and I have Trillions.....
New smiley, ahoy!
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Callalron impressed everyone with:
Too bad you can't get ANY of them to fire right.
New smiley, ahoy!
sigh foiled again
