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Topic: Nickelback enjoys the sweet taste of suckage.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 04-25-2004 02:11:22 PM
Friend of mine clued me into this... Some guy put "Someday" And "You Remind Me" Side by side, one in the left speaker, one in the right speaker, and the songs are EXACTLY the same. Proof? Here. It's kinda funny.
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 04-25-2004 02:12:41 PM
"Music doesn't make people violent, bad music makes people violent. Like, Nickleback makes me want to kill Nickleblack."

Bummey the Fool fucked around with this message on 04-25-2004 at 02:13 PM.

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 04-25-2004 02:14:46 PM
Ok, that worked surprisingly well.
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Steven Steve
posted 04-25-2004 02:16:21 PM
uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Those songs aren't the same

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-25-2004 02:16:52 PM
Wow, that's eerie. But at least now we have the proof.
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Yuri
posted 04-25-2004 02:19:48 PM
Just because they use the same measure counts for their changes of mood doesnt make the songs the same really. Could just be me though.
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 04-25-2004 02:27:31 PM
Actually, they sound pretty good together. Bet you could do that with a lot of groups nowadays, too. It makes the bands easy to recognize, because one song resembles another.

I think there was a study at one point about what made a song people would enjoy, and they actually found a formula something like this:
>> Intro verse
>> Chorus
>> Second verse
>> Chorus
>> Musical interlude
>> Third verse (optional)
>> Chorus
>> Repeat chorus
All that fun little overlay proves is that they're following the formula... and getting in the top 10 doing it.

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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 04-25-2004 02:44:58 PM
I posted that in the mp3 thread like 3 weeks ago.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 04-25-2004 03:35:07 PM
There's a new group of scientists that actually break down songs into mathematical forms and kind of "plot" them on a giant graph.

A lot of popular songs fall into small clusters.. what they call "Hit clusters". So if you write a new song, record a demo, then send it to these guys, they can analyze it (For a fee, I think) and tell you if it's mathematically probable that it's going to be a hit or not.

Delphi Aegis fucked around with this message on 04-25-2004 at 03:35 PM.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 04-25-2004 03:36:59 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Monica!
I posted that in the mp3 thread like 3 weeks ago.

quiet, you

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 04-25-2004 03:46:55 PM
quote:
Aury obviously shouldn't have said:
quiet, you

There's also a short video floating around of them stopping a show in Portugal and leaving the stage after like the second song because they were getting rocks thrown at them.

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 04-25-2004 05:42:42 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Aury wrote:
Friend of mine clued me into this... Some guy put "Someday" And "You Remind Me" Side by side, one in the left speaker, one in the right speaker, and the songs are EXACTLY the same. Proof? Here. It's kinda funny.

Don't forget to mention that the copy of "Someday" they used is either sped up, or altered. Chad Kroeger's voice is a few octaves too high for it to be him.

I should know, I heard it on MuchMusic like 5 times a night solid for 2 weeks.

If you really want a mind fucker, Play Nickelback and Theory of a Deadman songs together. Two bands, same label, same sound, same playing style. It's quite sad that rock music is becoming prefabricated like this.

D Spot
Pancake
posted 04-25-2004 05:51:56 PM
quote:
Yuri painfully thought these words up:
Just because they use the same measure counts for their changes of mood doesnt make the songs the same really.
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 04-25-2004 06:08:23 PM
quote:
Redmage Darkrayver wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
It's quite sad that rock music is becoming prefabricated like this.

There is no "Rock" anymore, it's all pop.
You want rock? Listen to the classics.

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 04-25-2004 06:12:23 PM
quote:
Bummey the Fool thought about the meaning of life:
There is no "Rock" anymore, it's all pop.
You want rock? Listen to the classics.

Agreed.

Black Sabbath, David Wilcox, Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Metallica, etc etc.

Kermitov
Pancake
posted 04-25-2004 06:13:05 PM
quote:
Bummey the Fool stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
There is no "Rock" anymore, it's all pop.
You want rock? Listen to the classics.

Go, Johnny, go.

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 04-25-2004 06:13:34 PM
quote:
Yuri had this to say about Duck Tales:
Just because they use the same measure counts for their changes of mood doesnt make the songs the same really. Could just be me though.

If the songs were put into that MP3 at their original speed, I'd agree that they are similar.

But "Somewhere" has been altered, so I can't say they are similar.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-25-2004 06:23:45 PM
quote:
Bummey the Fool had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
There is no "Rock" anymore, it's all pop.
You want rock? Listen to the classics.

That's not true. The only music out there isn't the stuff you see on TV and hear on the radio.

Real rock isn't popular anymore, so it's hard to find. The best stuff is still the classics, but to say that it is the only 'rock' that is and will ever be is frankly a false statement. It's like saying that the work of the classical composers of old is the only valid music of that genre that will ever exist.

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 04-25-2004 06:38:41 PM
Definitely agree with Kegwen.

Popular music is terribly formulaic...but it doesn't mean [insert genre here] doesn't have it's innovators. They're just...not rich and famous.

See Devin Townsend.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 04-25-2004 07:33:57 PM
Local Rock bands are by no means pop where I live.
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 04-25-2004 07:52:57 PM
*twitch* Ok..that was annoying to listen too.

But, people have been doing that for the longest time now. *coughs* Vanilla Ice *coughs*

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 04-25-2004 08:15:36 PM
I could do this with countless bands.. What makes Nickelback so special?
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 04-25-2004 09:00:16 PM
quote:
It's quite sad that rock music is becoming prefabricated like this.

You folks act like cookie-cutter bands are a new thing. This has been happening since the 50's. Most of those classic bands people are preaching are a direct ripoff of another earlier band. All using the same style, verbage,
and image.

quote:
Popular music is terribly formulaic...but it doesn't mean [insert genre here] doesn't have it's innovators. They're just...not rich and famous.

Yes it is, and always has been. Basically there's a few unique bands that try to break the mold every decade or so, then 100 other bands that follow them and use their style.

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-Mayer Rothschild
Skaw
posted 04-25-2004 09:35:14 PM
I guess its a good thing I haven't(actively) listened to the radio in a good 5+ years, because I don't have a clue what the fuck you all are talking about
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-26-2004 06:38:51 AM
Doesn't make me dislike Nickelback.
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