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*Tal*
Pancake
posted 04-23-2004 09:39:37 AM
Here there be women.

In this thread, I do not give a flaming dog cock if you think the models are too young, too skinny, too fat, too freaky, too anything. If you do not appreciate it, dont fucking look. This means you, Somthor. And Maradon, I'll post Big Boobie girls for you tomorrow. The rest of you, try to enjoy, and share. ESPECIALLY SYNNY AND TRENT.

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-23-2004 09:49:33 AM
its ok you can keep your flamming dog cock better quality porn here its all good or at the very least interesting
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
merei
Pancake
posted 04-23-2004 09:56:41 AM
What? number 6?

Her pubes are dyed to match her masquerade mask....

 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-23-2004 10:07:25 AM
quote:
merei had this to say about Cuba:
What? number 6?

Her pubes are dyed to match her masquerade mask....


yes as i said interesting, i like porn that doubles as art.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Maradon!
posted 04-23-2004 10:37:47 AM
#2 reminds me that it's been too long since I've had a nice chipped ham sandwich.

And I like #5, it makes me think of Gau from FF6 if Gau were a hot chick.

quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into *Tal* who doth quote:
And Maradon, I'll post Big Boobie girls for you tomorrow.

Woo hoo!

Maradon!
posted 04-23-2004 01:13:15 PM
Oh, and in the last one, that clock is like only four feet off the ground. What's up with that, it's totally incorrect.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 04-23-2004 01:23:55 PM
quote:
Maradon! wrote this stupid crap:
Oh, and in the last one, that clock is like only four feet off the ground. What's up with that, it's totally incorrect.

The photograph requires something there.

Just blank wall there would detract severely...needs to be there or the eyes would get drawn to a very bland part of the image, rather than the chick, when we want to be looking at the chick. Which would be bad. Goes with the doll, and the heavier glove to balance with the hair, glove and stocking.

*takes off the beret*

Pvednes fucked around with this message on 04-23-2004 at 01:29 PM.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 04-23-2004 03:01:04 PM
Very nice.
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 04-23-2004 03:49:39 PM
All hail King Tal I, master of porn! *tithes his soul for more porn*
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Dave
)_(
posted 04-23-2004 04:17:20 PM
More of number 1 and the girl on the right in number 3 please...
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 04-23-2004 04:42:56 PM
number 4.. I simply love her pose... (Life drawing...*twitch*)

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 04-23-2004 04:43:23 PM
I want to wear the corset from pic #1....

... but i'd have to be able to fit in it first

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 04-23-2004 04:47:23 PM
quote:
BeauChan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I want to wear the corset from pic #1....

... but i'd have to be able to fit in it first



You naughty naughty girl!

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can you please fix my title
posted 04-23-2004 04:47:39 PM
quote:
BeauChan stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I want to wear the corset from pic #1....

... but i'd have to be able to fit in it first


doint fredricks of holly wood come in all sizes? surely you can find one there? my wife who is a full figured girl has problems finding stuff still managed to get one that was quite flattering

she was 180 and 6ft

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 04-23-2004 05:24:26 PM
Aria Giovanni... wouldn't mind bumping into that once or twice.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-23-2004 05:25:12 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Somthor:
doint fredricks of holly wood come in all sizes? surely you can find one there? my wife who is a full figured girl has problems finding stuff still managed to get one that was quite flattering

she was 180 and 6ft


180 at 6 foot is "full figured"? I thought women were supposed to have a bit more weight on em, and my brother is nearly 6 foot, weighs about 165 pounds, and is incredibly thin.

180 is...kinda thin, I'd think, for 6 foot tall.

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 04-23-2004 05:58:35 PM
Body Mass Index

You're looking at 140lbs to 180 lbs for normal weight at 6'0". 165lbs is certainly not "incredibly thin". I think the problem ends up as the result of words like "thin, skinny, full-figured", which all have indefinite meanings.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Darius!
Pancake
posted 04-23-2004 06:07:24 PM
quote:
Inferno-Spirit wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Body Mass Index

You're looking at 140lbs to 180 lbs for normal weight at 6'0". 165lbs is certainly not "incredibly thin". I think the problem ends up as the result of words like "thin, skinny, full-figured", which all have indefinite meanings.


18.5 BMI

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can you please fix my title
posted 04-23-2004 06:30:30 PM
quote:
Verily, Falaanla Marr doth proclaim:
180 at 6 foot is "full figured"? I thought women were supposed to have a bit more weight on em, and my brother is nearly 6 foot, weighs about 165 pounds, and is incredibly thin.

180 is...kinda thin, I'd think, for 6 foot tall.


got me that's what she told me she was, wore a size 18 wedding dress is all i can say


btw she was deffinatly worth waiting for

Somthor fucked around with this message on 04-23-2004 at 06:36 PM.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 04-23-2004 06:32:03 PM
I'm 19. I consider myself thin, with good reason. I guess that's why I see 165lbs at 6'0" and think 'I'm thin now, what would I be after an extra 25 pounds?'
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 04-23-2004 08:29:53 PM
Stop fuckin veering the subject away. I dont care what anyone's wives look like nor do I care what size anyone is.. if yer not gonna post "Nudity" or comment on the pictures.. step off! =P

Now with that having said, I saved most of those pics you posted, Tal. Thanks muchly! They were absolutely gorgeous!



"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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can you please fix my title
posted 04-23-2004 08:38:33 PM
quote:
Synjari Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Stop fuckin veering the subject away. I dont care what anyone's wives look like nor do I care what size anyone is.. if yer not gonna post "Nudity" or comment on the pictures.. step off! =P

Now with that having said, I saved most of those pics you posted, Tal. Thanks muchly! They were absolutely gorgeous!




I'll have you know i'd only have sex with one woman who is pictured on this thread sides you can always imagine clothes on or off.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 04-23-2004 08:44:31 PM
You know, posting images of said woman on a public message board (whether you've fuzzed out the groom's face or not) is incrediblly rude.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-23-2004 08:46:55 PM
Synny, those ones you posted rock.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 04-23-2004 09:59:10 PM
I like! I think I might consider drawing a few of them tonight.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 04-23-2004 10:02:43 PM
quote:
Synjari obviously shouldn't have said:

h0t

Cherveny
Papaya
posted 04-23-2004 10:08:09 PM
3rd pic of the original post is still my favorite. Both of em.

Nice collection of pics.

Maradon!
posted 04-23-2004 11:30:42 PM
It's going to be tomorrow in 30 minutes!

Where's my big titty girls!

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 04-24-2004 12:02:14 AM
quote:
Synjari Model 2000 was programmed to say:


I like that one too.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-24-2004 12:09:16 AM
quote:
Led wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I like! I think I might consider drawing a few of them tonight.

now THAT I must see.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 04-24-2004 12:11:31 AM
Hehe, but you know how I draw. I end up adding things like armor plate and sixty caliber antimecha rifles and things like that
Kael
Whistlepig
posted 04-24-2004 12:15:15 AM
quote:
Led spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Hehe, but you know how I draw. I end up adding things like armor plate and sixty caliber antimecha rifles and things like that

quote:
Verily, Falaanla Marr doth proclaim:
now THAT I must see.
nem-x
posted 04-24-2004 03:29:09 AM
quote:
BeauChan spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I want to wear the corset from pic #1....

... but i'd have to be able to fit in it first


I keep thinking you're RIG for some reason... and that just scared me.

And I like #5 for some reason even though I'm not into blondes that much.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 04-24-2004 03:49:56 AM
quote:
nem-x had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I keep thinking you're RIG for some reason... and that just scared me.

And I like #5 for some reason even though I'm not into blondes that much.


..... Now I'm scared.

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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 04-24-2004 04:02:12 AM
I found this in my east asian pron search.. dont know how, but someone will look at it

http://www.tiava.com/thumbpictures/comic0.php

lots of porn comix

Maradon!
posted 04-24-2004 06:17:48 AM
Dude it's like 6am where's my big titties!
Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 04-24-2004 07:38:48 AM
Its too big to send through my 2 working email accounts. 8m limit on one 3m on the other, i have 25m of indians for ya.

im currently makeing zip files to send you

Y.O.T.C fucked around with this message on 04-24-2004 at 07:39 AM.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-24-2004 10:10:04 AM
quote:
Led had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Hehe, but you know how I draw. I end up adding things like armor plate and sixty caliber antimecha rifles and things like that

And that is exactly why it would be great.

*Tal*
Pancake
posted 04-24-2004 10:30:50 AM

Sorry for the shortage of big boobie girls, Maradon, but I find it difficult to collect big boobie girls, as a great many of them are flat out ugly, and only photographed for thier tit size, and not for thier aesthetic qualities. And for the rest of you, I apologize for the side scrolling on that one image, but I wasnt gonna fuck with that girls eyes.. omghot.

*Tal* fucked around with this message on 04-24-2004 at 10:32 AM.

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 04-24-2004 05:00:43 PM
Tal, Trillee, and Synny are now 3 of my favorite people.

And the picture with the eyes is indeed omghot. Even if she was fully clothed, the expression and eyes are just wonderful.

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