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Topic: So...who has read Ain't It Cool yesterday/today?
Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 04-14-2004 09:51:05 AM
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 04-14-2004 09:56:10 AM
Uh oh.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 04-14-2004 10:15:38 AM
As if anyone would see The Punisher over Kill Bill 2 this weekend ;(


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-14-2004 10:17:52 AM
Yes, Kill Bill 2 will make a killing at the box office this weekend. ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-14-2004 10:18:51 AM
I've never seen Kill Bill. Give me a reason to watch it, then the second.
 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-14-2004 10:23:46 AM
quote:
This movie will have you begging, pleading - nay - praying for Dolph Lundgren to show up

eeeks

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 04-14-2004 10:32:05 AM
quote:
Mortious wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I've never seen Kill Bill. Give me a reason to watch it, then the second.

Japanese school girl uniform fighter...nuff said.

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 04-14-2004 10:35:58 AM
quote:
Caanis Lupus had this to say about Tron:
Japanese school girl uniform fighter...nuff said.

Plus the girl that does Gogo is really hot!

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 04-14-2004 10:52:20 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Mortious:
I've never seen Kill Bill. Give me a reason to watch it, then the second.

The 1st movie is the sole reason to see the 2nd.

And the first is... dunno... the martial arts movie, it is the movie people hope to make whenever they make a movie where people fight other people. If you were to extract the kick-ass fights from the first, you could create 3 normal martial arts movies somehow. It just has that much.

A human being cannot admit to being a fan of action movies in general without having ever seen this movie. It captures everything a martial arts/action movie should be, while at the same time making cool characters that are actually interesting.

Vorago fucked around with this message on 04-14-2004 at 10:53 AM.

TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 04-14-2004 11:00:06 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Mortious:
I've never seen Kill Bill. Give me a reason to watch it, then the second.

Go rent it before god strikes you down.

The worst member of EC.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-14-2004 11:09:33 AM
Mort: Kill Bill is like the action from an Action/Kung Fu movie distilled into its most pure form. The entire movie is a ton of fight scenes tacked on to one another. If you like action movies, or kung fu movies, or just fighting/sword-play, this would be the movie for you.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 04-14-2004 11:50:44 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Katrinity said:
Mort: Kill Bill is like the action from an Action/Kung Fu movie distilled into its most pure form. The entire movie is a ton of fight scenes tacked on to one another. If you like action movies, or kung fu movies, or just fighting/sword-play, this would be the movie for you.

Not to mention the Anime style blood

Nina
posted 04-14-2004 11:55:41 AM
quote:
Redmage Darkrayver wrote this stupid crap:
Not to mention the Anime style blood

Asian B movies coined the geysers of blood way before anime even existed.

God damned anime dorks.

Marflord
Pancake
posted 04-14-2004 12:01:07 PM
Uh...did any of us NEED a review to know that was going to suck? It had a Staind song in the commercial for god's sake!
~Smashing Pumpkins~

"Life is not like the songs sweetling, you may learn that one day to your sorrow." Petyr Baelish to Sansa Stark ~ From "A Song of Ice and Fire

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-14-2004 12:55:55 PM
Wait, so let me get this straight. People still go to Ain't It Cool News... and then not only read the articles, they actually pay attention to what was being said?

Wow.

 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-14-2004 12:58:54 PM
I guess you are suggesting that they know nothing about movies?
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-14-2004 01:04:39 PM

Let us also not forget this classic!

Penny Arcade has been around too long. It used to be that they had a comic for every situation. Now they've got two.

Snoota fucked around with this message on 04-14-2004 at 01:11 PM.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 04-14-2004 01:45:56 PM
quote:
Mortious stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I've never seen Kill Bill. Give me a reason to watch it, then the second.

Uma Thurman in a yellow, latex looking bodysuit. It leaves NOTHING to the imagination.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-14-2004 01:48:29 PM
Uma Thurman is the ugliest female lead currently making movies.
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