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So quoth Sakkra:
PARCELAN!! You were given direct orders by Lord Thrall not to attack the humans until we could ascertain what they're up to. You are being transferred to Ashenvale Forest to harvest lumber for the site of our new settlement.
*farts*
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nem-x's fortune cookie read:
[QB][/QB]
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
quote:
Delidgamond had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
quote:
Liam was listening to Cher while typing:
this is a thread
That never ends.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Trillee wrote:
That never ends.
UNFORTUNATELY
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
200d1 => 200
Delidgamond, you're now a fat, capitalistic American.
nem-x, you're now a logical, coherent Chinese man.
Zair, you're now a fastidious conservative.
Sakkra, you now have a personality.
Y.O.T.C., you're now Mr. Gainsborough.
Moogle, you're now a pile of semen.
Suddar, you're now a raging, alcoholic metalhead.
Delphi, you're now a swinging casanova.
Nina, you're now proud to be a man.
Trent, you're now a mushroom.
Ja'Deth, you're now a short-spoken, oil-eating sea turtle.
Vorbis, you are now Captain Murphy.
Trillee, you smell.
Liam, you're now a violent, alcoholic American.
Ryuujin, you now longer get on my nerves.
Monica, you now take pride in your work.
Karnaj, you're now a constipated Jehova's witness.
Gadani, you're now ugly...uglier.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
Moogle, you're now a pile of semen.
You mean a pile of...jizzupo, kuperchance?
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
Then I'll sneak into their base, stun a passing footman and snap his neck like a brittle twig. I'll force my way in past the laser defenses in the barracks, drop from the rafters, knocking a passing knight out cold. As I find my target, I'll use my stickycam's toxic gas to subdue the rifleman guarding it.
