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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-03-2004 10:47:06 PM
Fun movie. And it's pretty short, too, so you shouldn't be checking your watch. The Rock's definitely getting better as an actor, and Johnny Knoxville is great comic relief. Those of you who saw Kill Bill will recognize the sheriff as Buck.

Oh, and there are no Rock Bottoms, People's Elbows, or People's Eyebrows. Just good ol' fashioned beating the fuck out of people with a four by four. Johnny Knoxville has some great one liners, too. It's fun movie.

As an aside, a trailer I saw was for White Chicks. Looks goofy enough that I might actually go see it.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-03-2004 10:52:37 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Karnaj said this:
As an aside, a trailer I saw was for White Chicks. Looks goofy enough that I might actually go see it.

There was a thread about how that killed someone's hope for humanity or something last week

Maradon!
posted 04-03-2004 11:15:10 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Karnaj who doth quote:
As an aside, a trailer I saw was for White Chicks. Looks goofy enough that I might actually go see it.

Looked to me like just another "Funny-Black-Guys-Make-Fun-of-White-People" movie to me.

It's like the fifth one of those this year.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 04-03-2004 at 11:15 PM.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-04-2004 03:29:30 AM
I can't wait for his next movie.

He plays a gay bodyguard with an afro who wants to be a lounge singer and wears sequin cowboy outfits.

Skaw
posted 04-04-2004 04:28:38 AM
quote:
Snoota had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I can't wait for his next movie.

He plays a gay bodyguard with an afro who wants to be a lounge singer and wears sequin cowboy outfits.


Be Cool, the sequel to Get Shorty.

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 04-04-2004 07:26:59 AM
quote:
Maradon!'s unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Looked to me like just another "Funny-Black-Guys-Make-Fun-of-White-People" movie to me.

Yeah, I saw the preview for it before Hellboy and I was like 'Eeehh..."

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-04-2004 12:28:23 PM
quote:
Karnaj stopped beating up furries long enough to write:


Oh, and there are no Rock Bottoms, People's Elbows, or People's Eyebrows. Just good ol' fashioned beating the fuck out of people with a four by four. Johnny Knoxville has some great one liners, too. It's fun movie.

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you mean 2x4 a 4x4 would be a square post

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-04-2004 12:39:53 PM
quote:
Somthor spewed forth this undeniable truth:
you mean 2x4 a 4x4 would be a square post

Death by cube.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 04-04-2004 12:44:46 PM
quote:
Snoota Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I can't wait for his next movie.

He plays a gay bodyguard with an afro who wants to be a lounge singer and wears sequin cowboy outfits.


I totally wanna see that! That'll be SO COOL!

Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 04-04-2004 01:40:52 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Azymyth was all like:
Yeah, I saw the preview for it before Hellboy and I was like 'Eeehh..."

What was worse was that "13 Going On 30" preview. Makes me cringe whenever I think about it.

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-04-2004 01:48:26 PM
quote:
Somthor screamed this from the crapper:
you mean 2x4 a 4x4 would be a square post

No, I mean a 4x4. Solid cedar, about 4 foot long, as I recall.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 04-04-2004 01:48:58 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Somthor wrote:
you mean 2x4 a 4x4 would be a square post

You must not have seen the previews for it.

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

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Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-04-2004 03:07:41 PM
quote:
Somthor had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
you mean 2x4 a 4x4 would be a square post

No, he means 4x4.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 04-04-2004 03:14:40 PM
quote:
Somthor said this about your mom:
you mean 2x4 a 4x4 would be a square post

Walking Tall Official Site

nope, he said what he meant.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

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