Special thanks to Katrinity, who will be crushed slightly swifter than everyone else.
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Goma had this to say about (_|_):
Now I want an orc sigpic =(
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MINE! HAHAHAHA!
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There was much rejoicing when Niklas said this:
Fuck you, cheesemongers.
Hey, what's the difference between an Alliance Dwarf and a buried, useless corpse?
Six feet of dirt.
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Delidgamond had this to say about pies:
I'm going to be a Tauren Druid and have lots and lots of cute mechanical bunnies following me all the time and I will pick flowers to give to everyone ^_^
NO GAYS IN THE HORDE!
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Niklas impressed everyone with:
Ye'll get me blunderbuss when ye pry it from mah col' ded hans!
Hehehe...blunderbuss.
NO RUM FOR THE PUSSY HUMANS.
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BacardiMunch had this to say about Pirotess:
Bacardi Supports the Horde.NO RUM FOR THE PUSSY HUMANS.
I really hate rum.
*Ruvyen swings a massive battleaxe around*
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Everyone wondered WTF when Batty wrote:
Orcs suck.
Night Elves swallow.
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Mr. Parcelan tried to impress everyone with:
Night Elves swallow.
How can you not like that?
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We were all impressed when Drysart wrote:
How can you not like that?
He's a fag.
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Drysart had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
How can you not like that?
They're going to swallow my axe as I sink it into their face! IF IT AIN'T THE HORDE, SMASH ITS GOURD!
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Horde lovers must wait.
Ha.
And your models are half finsihed too!
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael's fortune cookie read:
As the Horde has the best brew, clearly I will side with the Horde.
Best brew? Dude! DWARVES! 
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How.... Niklas.... uughhhhhh:
Best brew? Dude! DWARVES!
Dwarves drink Horde brew. They were stolen from the Troll destroyers sunken in the second war. You smelly little furbags are always getting into smelly, wet places where you shouldn't be.
Dwarves only make shit out of traditional materials. Fine, fine...but a true brewmaster does not limit himself solely to the mastery of the mundane.
In Durotar, where things are harsh, people are forced to find alternatives. Brew made from cactus, wyvern dung, and distilled peyote is no doubt quite powerful, not to mention what the Tauren might have, much less the trolls.
Truly, for the brewmaster, the path to enlightenment lays in exploring all the amazing possibilities inherent to a worldly, well-forged existence, not rehashing old glories buried in dwarf holes.
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Also because he "doesn't want to get left by the side of the road in a thunderstorm."
Plus in my opinion the Pandaren would get along with the Horde in a strange sort of way, and I dig Pandaren.
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I'll shamble all over you!
Or something.
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Verily, Tarquinn doth proclaim:
No one else here considering to play an undead char?
I'll shamble all over you!
Or something.
I'll start an Undead Warlock, eventually. But you're still part of...
THE HORDE!
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Tarquinn had this to say about Cuba:
No one else here considering to play an undead char?
No, because Sylvannas sucks. Whenever I think of her my blood boils.
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Darius! had this to say about Captain Planet:
No, because Sylvannas sucks. Whenever I think of her my blood boils.
I bet your pants get tighter too, you sick fuck.
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Mr. Parcelan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I bet your pants get tighter too, you sick fuck.
i cant control myself please help me 
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Tarquinn was all like:
No one else here considering to play an undead char?
That's actually the race I was gonna play.
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Katrinity's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
\ Undead second.
So there is a chance for the undead to have their cookies... Joy to the Necropolis.
