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Topic: The masturbation game.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-13-2004 04:13:26 PM
I shit you not.

Link on Newgrounds, ready your popup blockers.

Suddar
posted 03-13-2004 04:41:56 PM
I think I won.

You need to get your grip in rhytm with your strokes. It works well.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 03-13-2004 04:53:20 PM
Mild Nudity, Mild Audible Explicit Language, Mild Textual Explicit Language, Excessive Adult Themes

lol

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 03-13-2004 07:08:22 PM
I can't stop gripping it so hard..

Led
*kaboom*
posted 03-13-2004 07:20:46 PM
CRUSH THE WEENIE!#%
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 03-13-2004 07:27:44 PM
quote:
Led had this to say about John Romero:
CRUSH THE WEENIE!#%

That made me laugh too hard

Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 03-13-2004 10:24:01 PM
Too funny~ Although I seem to either grip it too hard or too soft
And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 03-13-2004 11:32:10 PM
I'm not even going to click that link, because I can think of at least two things severely wrong with the premise of that game.

Incidentally, I clicked on this thread under the assumption that a 'masturbation game' would be like a drinking game.

[ 03-13-2004: Message edited by: Gunslinger Moogle ]




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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 03-13-2004 11:33:32 PM
I didn't know how to shoot the first time, and my balls exploded.
Zeke
I am a vampire and
posted 03-13-2004 11:35:50 PM
quote:
Sakkra had this to say about Captain Planet:
I didn't know how to shoot the first time, and my balls exploded.
"Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people."
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
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Gadani
U
posted 03-13-2004 11:37:36 PM
quote:
Sakkra had this to say about Robocop:
I didn't know how to shoot the first time, and my balls exploded.

I didn't either. But there was this flashing message saying "Hit space bar to shoot!"

Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 03-13-2004 11:41:04 PM
I got a score of 2100, and my title is "Handy man".

-_-

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 03-13-2004 11:49:21 PM
quote:
Gadani enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I didn't either. But there was this flashing message saying "Hit space bar to shoot!"

It didn't work for some reason.

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 03-14-2004 12:39:11 AM
Dammit Sakkra, the masturbation game was on the screen, not at the keyboard. Look what you did to my spacebar...
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 03-14-2004 12:52:09 AM
Darius!
Pancake
posted 03-14-2004 12:56:06 AM
3040. I blew her mind.
Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 03-14-2004 11:58:21 AM
3000 lol fun game

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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 03-14-2004 02:46:51 PM
I think the guy that programmed the game is left-handed
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 03-14-2004 03:32:27 PM
quote:
Led wrote this stupid crap:
CRUSH THE WEENIE!#%

Comedic Gold.

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