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CBTao
Pancake
posted 03-05-2004 05:29:05 AM
I've recent discovered that Maradon and I do really fucking odd shit for the sake of a good laugh. We also like to document this shit and post it for your enjoyment. Here I'm going to take suggestions of things for Maradon and CBTao to do, and then document for you...our public.
Maradon!
posted 03-05-2004 05:34:51 AM
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 03-05-2004 05:57:05 AM
Become Bangbus Lite?
Strip Club - Online Comic Reader and Archiver for Linux and Windows (and maybe OSX)
Aaron (the good one)
posted 03-05-2004 06:51:47 AM
Have sex with each other
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 03-05-2004 06:56:54 AM
quote:
I never knew Delidgamond spoke idiot:
Have sex with each other

Proof positive that delidgamond is quite possibly the world's stupidest food.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 03-05-2004 12:43:38 PM
How about an intsuctional series on tying shoes?

You could awaken the masses to a new way to tie their laces! omgomgomg!

Aaron (the good one)
posted 03-05-2004 12:44:28 PM
Hair Design
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 03-05-2004 12:48:58 PM
omg I love how I spelled instructional.. wtf
Aaron (the good one)
posted 03-05-2004 12:50:59 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Nae:
omg I love how I spelled instructional.. wtf

See? Even Nae supports my first idea.

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 03-05-2004 01:22:30 PM
The do's and don'ts of DDR playing. That would be funny.
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
CBTao
Pancake
posted 03-05-2004 01:25:21 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator Model 2000 was programmed to say:
The do's and don'ts of DDR playing. That would be funny.

also known as the "Don't play shit games that aren't games at all."

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 03-05-2004 01:29:23 PM
quote:
CBTao said this about your mom:
also known as the "Don't play shit games that aren't games at all."

Then do it. Bash on DDR and a couple of other games. Mock players as spasmodic gimps...

Then sit down and play a twitch game of Quake.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Maradon!
posted 03-05-2004 01:39:20 PM
quote:
x--Random Insanity GeneratorO-('-'Q) :
Then do it. Bash on DDR and a couple of other games. Mock players as spasmodic gimps...

Then sit down and play a twitch game of Quake.


I have no idea what you're suggesting or how it's supposed to make DDR look non-retarded.

*Tal*
Pancake
posted 03-05-2004 02:15:42 PM
CHECK YO PM's FOOL!
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 03-05-2004 03:27:22 PM
quote:
So quoth Maradon!:
I have no idea what you're suggesting or how it's supposed to make DDR look non-retarded.

I didn't say you had to make DDR look good.... just give the do's and don'ts as you guys see them.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-05-2004 03:42:30 PM
Buy a big black dildo. The more woobly, the better.

What? The rest follows naturally.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Skaw
posted 03-05-2004 04:11:16 PM
Watch out! Don't bash DDR or Gainsborough will put you on ignore!
Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 03-05-2004 08:44:35 PM
Find out how much milk you can drink before you puke.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 03-05-2004 08:52:03 PM
quote:
Blindy was listening to Cher while typing:
Proof positive that delidgamond is quite possibly the world's stupidest food.

I'd pay to see it.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 03-05-2004 09:07:13 PM
Drink enouph soda for a "lethal" dose of caffiene.
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Burger
BANNED!
posted 03-06-2004 02:12:08 AM
you have various games, no? Like on consoles and PC?

Ever played against eachother? I'd assume that there's a level of competition.

Ever played with your feet instead of your hands? Just clean your hands well, and then foot your keyboard/mouse or controller. I find that genesis/nintendo/snes controller styles work best (fairly flat with just a D pad and some buttons)

See who beats who when you use feet instead!

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 03-06-2004 03:21:49 AM
quote:
Burger had this to say about (_|_):
you have various games, no? Like on consoles and PC?

Ever played against eachother? I'd assume that there's a level of competition.


Suggestion to play off what Burger started, and since you enjoy drinking...

I once had a small get together at our place in Arlington, where we hooked up all four controlers and the four of us sat around playing Smash Brothers on the N64 as we progressively got drunker.

Watching the video of that night now makes for a good anti-drinking slogan video, as the pure retardation from playing any games while drunk and having it captured on tape can scar you for a lifetime...


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Maradon!
posted 03-06-2004 03:46:13 AM
quote:
Elvish Crack Pipering:
Drink enouph soda for a "lethal" dose of caffiene.

Considering that a lethal dose of caffeine is, on average, about 50g (about one ninth of a pound of pure caffeine) and the maximum legal caffeine content of a softdrink is 72mg per 12oz* serving, you'd have to drink 694.44 twelve ounce servings over the span of about an hour in order to reach caffeine's toxicity level.

That's just over 65 gallons of the most potently caffinated soft drink legal.


*(note: drip brew coffee hits about 150mg in an 8oz serving, meaning you could reach caffiene toxicity with a mere 20.8 gallons. remember, you have to do this in about an hour, or else your body will metabolise the caffine before it can reach a toxic level)

[ 03-06-2004: Message edited by: Maradon! ]

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Pancake
posted 03-06-2004 04:07:57 AM
Would that even be possible? How many gallons of liquid can your stomach hold?
What did five fingers say to the face? SLAP!!!!!

Im Rick James, bitch!!!!

Maradon!
posted 03-06-2004 04:11:37 AM
quote:
.coming:
Would that even be possible? How many gallons of liquid can your stomach hold?

less than one.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 03-06-2004 05:58:32 AM
A guide to political activism.
CBTao
Pancake
posted 03-06-2004 06:03:14 AM
quote:
Maradon!'s account was hax0red to write:
less than one.

I've disproven this already.

Maradon!
posted 03-06-2004 06:10:46 AM
quote:
x--CBTaoO-('-'Q) :
I've disproven this already.

On average.

CBTao
Pancake
posted 03-06-2004 06:29:48 AM
quote:
Maradon! thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
On average.

pff, anyone can do it...if they cared enough.

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 03-06-2004 07:47:08 AM
quote:
CBTao stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
pff, anyone can do it...if they cared enough.

Find out who's right.

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