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Topic: Of steamboats and bells.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 03-01-2004 02:55:05 AM
Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to...

Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I will chop off your...

Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And she cut her big fat...

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling down their...

Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the...

Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a tv set
And that is all I know.

how long's it been?

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can you please fix my title
posted 03-01-2004 10:06:39 AM
thats not the way i rember it.
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 03-01-2004 11:03:34 AM
Wow, took me a minute to recognize it.
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 03-01-2004 11:12:11 AM
quote:
There was an old farmer who sat on a rock,
Shaking and waving his big hairy...
Fist at the ladies next door at the Ritz,
Who taught the young children to play with their...
Kite strings and marbles and all things galore,
Along came a lady who looked like a...
Decent young lady, but walked like a duck,
She thought she'd invented a new way to...
Bring up the children, to sew and to knit,
The boys in the stable were shoveling...
Litter and paper from yesterday's hunt,
And old farmer Potter was having some...
Cake in the stables and singing this song,
If you think this song's dirty you're bloody well wrong!
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 03-01-2004 11:40:48 AM
quote:
Aury stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Miss Lucy had a steam boat
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the
Steamboat went to...

Hello operator
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you in...

Behind the 'fridgerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it
And she hurt her little...

Ask me no more questions
Please tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Doing up their...

Flies are in the city
The bees are in the park
Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the...

D-A-R-K-
D-A-R-K-
D-A-R-K
Dark - Dark
Dark is like a movie
A movie's like a show
A show is like a tv set
And that is all..

I know I know my pa,
I know I know my Ma,
I know I know my sister
with the 40 acre bra.


That's how I remember it. ^_^ oh and about 8 years

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 03-01-2004 12:36:07 PM
I always thought it was Miss Susie.
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 03-02-2004 05:35:53 PM
I always heard it as Miss Susie, too.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Alaan
posted 03-02-2004 05:40:11 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Pirotess:
I always heard it as Miss Susie, too.
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