"Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ has done so well in theaters that they're thinking of making it into a book."
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Mortious painfully thought these words up:
Guess you had to be there.
Indeed.
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For the record.. I always think Leno is funny.
He was te shiznit, yo.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Nny had this to say about Robocop:
I'm seriously thinking of going to this film just to stand up in the middle of the crucifixion and scream, "Quit going soft on him!"
They should bring back MST3k just to do a special on "Passion of the Christ".
It'd be sacridelicious.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
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Nny stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I'm seriously thinking of going to this film just to stand up in the middle of the crucifixion and scream, "Quit going soft on him!"
If you're going to do it, do it in the south. That way you'll be lynched.
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Verily, Gunslinger Moogle doth proclaim:
They should bring back MST3k just to do a special on "Passion of the Christ".It'd be sacridelicious.
I'd watch that!
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Kegwen's fortune cookie read:
If you're going to do it, do it in the south. That way you'll be lynched.
Unless I wanted to drive roughly one hundred miles north or east, I'd have to.
nnioR~
I would SO see the movie if it had that. I mean, he is the son of god, he has an even BETTER excuse than neo for being able to fight like that. [ 02-28-2004: Message edited by: Vorago ]
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Vorago's fortune cookie read:
I still want a Jesus fight scene. I have this mental image of the 100 Agent Smiths fight from Matrix Reloaded, except the Smiths are roman soldiers, Neo is Christ, and the metal bar he wields for the fight is a crucifix.I would SO see the movie if it had that. I mean, he is the son of god, he has an even BETTER excuse than neo for being able to fight like that.
But but but... Neo was an Archangel.... with the wings and whatnot... 
I want to see the movie, but not yet, wait for the crowds to die down... Went by a theater, all but one showing was sold out.
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Nny stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I'm seriously thinking of going to this film just to stand up in the middle of the crucifixion and scream, "Quit going soft on him!"
I want to stand up in the middle and shout, 'I hate to ruin the ending, but he dies!'
Or I would if it wouldn't result in me losing my job.
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Snoota had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I want to stand up in the middle and shout, 'I hate to ruin the ending, but he dies!'
We've already kicked out people for shit like that.
I used to think stuff like that was funny, until I started working at a Theatre and had to deal with fuckos that did that.
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OtakuPenguin stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
We've already kicked out people for shit like that.I used to think stuff like that was funny, until I started working at a Theatre and had to deal with fuckos that did that.
I haven't heard about anyone pulling stupid shit like that at my theater yet. Interesting... We've had more of a problem with minors sneaking into Eurotrip.
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OtakuPenguin had this to say about Pirotess:
Yeah, and we've had people try to solicit for their church DURING the movie.But yeah, Minors try to get into Eurotrip all the time.
Yeah, some guy asked us to move our trashcans so he could have room to hand out fliers, and my first reaction was to swing. Lucky I held back.
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From the book of Snoota, chapter 3, verse 16:
Yes. I am as shocked as all of you. It took him nearly twelve years but he finally said something funny."Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ has done so well in theaters that they're thinking of making it into a book."
<snicker>
Under the actor who plays Jesus' name, it says something like "Enjoy the movie? Buy the book, "The Passion of the Christ", in stores now."
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Katrinity had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Actually...thats really on one of the Movie posters. Saw it on the ad in the paper.Under the actor who plays Jesus' name, it says something like "Enjoy the movie? Buy the book, "The Passion of the Christ", in stores now."
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Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
"I went and saw The Passion of the Christ last night"
"Really how was it?"
"Well... there wasn't much passion."
