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Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-26-2004 08:00:19 PM
What's going on tonight?
What's going on over the weekend?
What're you drinking?
What're you going to be doing in a wee bit?
Maradon vs. Grom Hellscream: who wins?
What's for dinner?
Am I invited?
What else are you giving me tonight?
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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 02-26-2004 08:04:37 PM
The answer to all of those questions is nothing



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
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"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

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Broadzilla
Pancake
posted 02-26-2004 08:06:58 PM
What's going on tonight?
- Homework, Nintendo, and hopefully talking to my girlfriend later tonight to see how her step-mom is doing in the hospital because of a current emergency.
What's going on over the weekend?
- One-month anniversary with girlfriend on Saturday(Candlelight dinner, yay!), double date with friends and a movie on Sunday.
What're you drinking?
- St. Julian's because I'm not aloud to have alcohol with my medication I'm taking for my mouth. (Getting wisdom teeth removed SUCKS)
What're you going to be doing in a wee bit?
- Finishing a game of NFL Blitz.
Maradon vs. Grom Hellscream: who wins?
- Maradon. He is just too manly for Grom.
What's for dinner?
- Chicken and stars! ...Without the chicken because I can only have soft foods. Oh yeah, and vanilla pudding and applesauce too.
Am I invited?
- Fuck no.
What else are you giving me tonight?
- An angry mob of SQUIRRELS!! ...And some Codine. ^_^ It does a man good.
"I like lesbians with a giddy delight. If I had my own pair, I'd jack off every night."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
"There are easier things in life then finding a good guy like nailing Jell-0 to a tree."

[T E C H N O D R O M E] // [E R I N E Y ' S M I N D]

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-26-2004 08:08:40 PM
Tonight is Friend's night dude.
The weekend is for DnD duder.
Right now I am drnking water, but on the weekend I will be all crazy and drink Mt Dew.
Maradon is the winnar.
Dinner is soup.
No soup for you.
I give you NOTHING!

okay, I give you a hug!

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Suddar
posted 02-26-2004 08:13:07 PM
What's going on tonight?
Nothing much. Homework. Hanging out.
What's going on over the weekend?
I'll know when it gets here.
What're you drinking?
Water, of course.
What're you going to be doing in a wee bit?
Eating, hopefully. I'm starving.
Maradon vs. Grom Hellscream: who wins?
Depends on how much either side has had to drink.
What's for dinner?
Dunno. At the moment, Easy Cheese from the can.
Am I invited?
No.
What else are you giving me tonight?
A smile.
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 02-26-2004 08:14:28 PM
Helpin' to make D&D characters, and then a friend will be over a bit later for Adult Swim revelry.
D&D on Saturday, possibly a LAN party Sunday, not sure yet.
Iced tea. I think it needs some tequila though.
I dunno what I'm gonna be doing. I haven't decided yet!!
Um, Maradon, I guess!
Either pizza, pasta, or subs. Delivery rules. What do you suggest?
Made a good dinner selection, and of course you're invited!
Uhm... *digs around in her pockets* Here's $2 towards the Stoli collection fund.
Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 02-26-2004 08:16:11 PM
What's going on tonight?
Gonna sit here and wish I had something to do.
What's going on over the weekend?
Gonna go see Hair tomorrow...because I'm being forced, then I have to goto my uncle's birthday party on Saturday...then probably hanging out with Sam.
What're you drinking?
Nothing
What're you going to be doing in a wee bit?
Hopefully eatting.
Maradon vs. Grom Hellscream: who wins?
Maradon
What's for dinner?
No clue
Am I invited?
If you're buying.
What else are you giving me tonight?
What are YOU giving me?
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-26-2004 08:23:51 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
What's going on tonight?
What's going on over the weekend?
What're you drinking?
What're you going to be doing in a wee bit?
Maradon vs. Grom Hellscream: who wins?
What's for dinner?
Am I invited?
What else are you giving me tonight?

Dinner at home, concert.
RPG with friends, Geography project, movie maybe.
Nothing right now. Sad.
Eating dinner
Maradon and Grom have an illegitimate child
Spaghetti, I loathe spaghetti
The house is a mess
Your dirty clothes back - I'm not your maid, bitch.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-26-2004 08:28:09 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan got served! Mr. Parcelan got served!
What's going on tonight?
What's going on over the weekend?
What're you drinking?
What're you going to be doing in a wee bit?
Maradon vs. Grom Hellscream: who wins?
What's for dinner?
Am I invited?
What else are you giving me tonight?

Hausaufgabe.
Shenanigans of a sausagey sort.
Tequila and Midori.
Getting some tail.
Grom. FOR THE HORDE!
Nothing.
No.
Road head, if you drive me to the mall.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 02-26-2004 08:38:15 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
What's going on tonight? - Revising a paper for class tomorrow.
What's going on over the weekend? - Much PS2 goodness.
What're you drinking? - At the moment, 'Constant Comment' tea.
What're you going to be doing in a wee bit? - The laundry.
Maradon vs. Grom Hellscream: who wins? - Depends on the rules of reality.
What's for dinner? - General Tso's Chicken and Pizza.
Am I invited? - Unless you can travel in time...
What else are you giving me tonight? - The Good Humor Man tied up in his truck, which is fully stocked.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 02-26-2004 10:12:24 PM
What's going on tonight?:
not doing all the homework i have due

What's going on over the weekend?
uhh....nothing as usual

What're you drinking?
orange juice ^_________^

What're you going to be doing in a wee bit?
getting food

Maradon vs. Grom Hellscream: who wins?
Maradon....duh

What's for dinner?
i havent had it yet

Am I invited?
duh

What else are you giving me tonight?
my wonderful presence on the boards


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 02-26-2004 10:15:33 PM
I see someone finally removed Maradon's horrible twitch....
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Sean
posted 02-26-2004 10:17:58 PM
quote:
What's going on tonight?
Early sleep for early work tomorrow.[/n]
What's going on over the weekend?
[b]Er, D&D on Saturday, Sunday is a DAY OF REST.
What're you drinking?
Orange juice.
What're you going to be doing in a wee bit?
Showering and sleeping.
Maradon vs. Grom Hellscream: who wins?
Is alcohol involved?
What's for dinner?
No dinnar tonight.
Am I invited?
For nothing? Uh..
What else are you giving me tonight?
A gunshot wound in the ass.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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D Spot
Pancake
posted 02-26-2004 10:21:27 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
What's going on tonight?
What's going on over the weekend?
What're you drinking?
What're you going to be doing in a wee bit?
Maradon vs. Grom Hellscream: who wins?
What's for dinner?
Am I invited?
What else are you giving me tonight?

Not much.
Mall, studying. Same as every weekend.
Coke.
Not much.
Maradon.
This coke, and a BLT
Depends.
You can have an empty can of soda, and half a BLT...

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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 02-26-2004 11:08:57 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
What's going on tonight?
What's going on over the weekend?
What're you drinking?
What're you going to be doing in a wee bit?
Maradon vs. Grom Hellscream: who wins?
What's for dinner?
Am I invited?
What else are you giving me tonight?

I criticized another of my dad's short stories. If it could be called a story. Later I think I'm going to play FFXI. WOOOO!

Work. I'd like to see The Passion of the Christ at some point.

Water.

Either writing or playing FFXI.

It depends. Is Maradon cosplaying as Mannoroth? If so, I have to give this one to Grom.

Crescent chicken

Hell no. Last time we had company over, it cost us $5000 in fire damage.

A left to the kidney.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 02-26-2004 11:45:23 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Captain Planet:
What's going on tonight?
I'm takling care of my dad, who's recoving from hernia surgery.
What's going on over the weekend?
See above. Wowee.
What're you drinking?
Dr. Pepper. I've had so much Dr. Pepper my eyes are floating. Though... some buttershots sounds good about now.
What're you going to be doing in a wee bit?
Giving my dad his next darvocet, seeing where I'm sleeping tonight...
Maradon vs. Grom Hellscream: who wins?
Maradon.
What's for dinner?
Pizza.
Am I invited?
No, because it's all eaten, already.
What else are you giving me tonight?
Nothing. Merry christmas.
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Maradon!
posted 02-26-2004 11:48:27 PM
Grom: 1.5

Maradon: 13.5

O'DOYLE RULES!

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-27-2004 12:00:53 AM
What's going on tonight?
Whatever's on TV.

What's going on over the weekend?
Sister will be home so I'll be in my room playing Disgaea.

What're you drinking?
Coca-Cola from the can.

What're you going to be doing in a wee bit?
Belching.

Maradon vs. Grom Hellscream: who wins?
Grom, if he's in red mode.

What's for dinner?
T-bone steak seasoned with salt, pepper, garlic powder, cayenne pepper and Old Bay seasoning.

Am I invited?
Sure. I have half a box of Moist & Meaty cheeseburger dog food around here somewhere.

What else are you giving me tonight?
Awful, painful hives. And Robin Eggs.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 02-27-2004 12:06:49 AM
What's going on tonight?
Games.
What's going on over the weekend?
Games.
What're you drinking?
Water.
What're you going to be doing in a wee bit?
Water.
Maradon vs. Grom Hellscream: who wins?
Maradon because orcs are pussies.
What's for dinner?
Various appetizers.
Am I invited?
No.
What else are you giving me tonight?
Nothing you lecherous peon.
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TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 02-27-2004 12:29:57 AM
What's going on tonight?:
Homework and 151

What's going on over the weekend?
151

What're you drinking?
151

What're you going to be doing in a wee bit?
Homework, and throwing up

Maradon vs. Grom Hellscream: who wins?
Maradon

What's for dinner?
Fat Chicken

Am I invited?
I Don't know? where are we walking to?

What else are you giving me tonight?
TIME OUT!!

The worst member of EC.
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Pancake
posted 02-27-2004 01:26:14 AM
What's going on tonight?
Nothing at all.

What's going on over the weekend?
Halo Tourney.

What're you drinking?
Grape Soda.....but next I will drink water.

What're you going to be doing in a wee bit?
Sleeping.

Maradon vs. Grom Hellscream: who wins?
Both.

What's for dinner?
Chinese food.

Am I invited?
Sorry...too far away.

What else are you giving me tonight?
A posted reply to your topic.

[ 02-27-2004: Message edited by: Agent Shadow ]

What did five fingers say to the face? SLAP!!!!!

Im Rick James, bitch!!!!

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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 02-27-2004 08:00:19 PM
What's going on tonight?
Nothing really.

What's going on over the weekend?
Partying and sleeping.

What're you drinking?
Beer.

What're you going to be doing in a wee bit?
Sleeping.

Maradon vs. Grom Hellscream: who wins?
Maradon.

What's for dinner?
Steak

Am I invited?
No, go away.

What else are you giving me tonight?
The bird.

hey
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-27-2004 08:38:05 PM
What's going on tonight?
Nothing much really.

What's going on over the weekend?
Maybe a movie, maybe a game, maybe nothing.

What're you drinking?
Code Red.

What're you going to be doing in a wee bit?
Eating dinner.

Maradon vs. Grom Hellscream: who wins?
Depends, is Maradon drunk?

What's for dinner?
Cheeseburger Pie.

Am I invited?
Nope.

What else are you giving me tonight?
Big bunch of nothin'.

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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 02-27-2004 08:44:55 PM
quote:
How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
What else are you giving me tonight?

A kick in the ass with a frozen boot.

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-27-2004 08:53:55 PM
I can't help but notice that I'm not invited. What is the reasoning behind this?
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