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Topic: I am SO BORED.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 02-24-2004 02:01:41 PM
Suggest something to help

Something I can do at work. And I can't masturbate at work

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-24-2004 02:02:19 PM
Write a Naruto Fanfic!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Vecchio Hickory
Pancake
posted 02-24-2004 02:03:18 PM
Work.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 02-24-2004 02:03:23 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Suggest something to help

Something I can do at work. And I can't masturbate at work


There are bathrooms, aren't there?

Get some guts, and whack it in a bathroom!

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 02-24-2004 02:04:12 PM
Learn turbopascal.net
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 02-24-2004 02:07:18 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about dark elf butts:
There are bathrooms, aren't there?

Get some guts, and whack it in a bathroom!


My job consists of basically masking my contempt of the assholes in charge and, at least once a day, retiring to the Men's room so I can jerk off while fantasizing about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.

Zair
The Imp
posted 02-24-2004 02:10:47 PM
quote:
Snoota wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
My job consists of basically masking my contempt of the assholes in charge and, at least once a day, retiring to the Men's room so I can jerk off while fantasizing about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.

quality movie

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 02-24-2004 02:12:15 PM
quote:
A_Blindy_005 got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Learn turbopascal.net

I already know how to write in Turbo Pascal!

code:

char x;

begin
Println ("Hello World!");
Print ("Do you love me? > ");
Readln (x);
if ((x = 'y') || (x = "Y"))
then
Println ("I LOVE YOU TOO!")
else
Println ("SCREW YOU ASSHOLE!");
end


Could be wrong, it's been like, 8 years since I did any pascal programming...

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 02-24-2004 02:18:08 PM
now learn .NET!
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 02-24-2004 02:19:11 PM
quote:
A_Blindy_005's fortune cookie read:
now learn .NET!

Ew.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-24-2004 02:21:31 PM
draw me a picture!
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 02-24-2004 02:21:36 PM
say what you will, .net is sexy for huge projects that will require constant and on going maintiance. pretty much anything else is better for one shot deals though.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-24-2004 02:22:38 PM
Wander around the office in the same pose as the guy in your sigpic, adding in the occasional "pervert laugh" for good measure.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 02-24-2004 02:39:05 PM
http://learn.perl.org ?

It's what I'm doing.... my braen hertz.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 02-24-2004 02:43:20 PM
Write a pr0n story.
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Dauragon
Pancake
posted 02-24-2004 03:34:23 PM
Learn the mysteries of a new religion.
If that doesn't work...make one.
 
can you please fix my title
posted 02-24-2004 04:00:00 PM
Besides work? Well you can think of vanity plates, revenge on your enimes, why you care about your friends and family and possibly telling them so.

think of a good charity to donate your spare time to.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Burger
BANNED!
posted 02-24-2004 04:43:29 PM
sharpen your knife.

Nothing better than a freshly honed blade, more useful, works better, and sharpening is very theraputic.

Otherwise, listen to music.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Star Collective
Pancake
posted 02-24-2004 04:44:32 PM
You could also plot world domination. Or even finish up this damned paper for me.
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 02-24-2004 05:14:26 PM
quote:
How.... Somthor.... uughhhhhh:
Besides work? Well you can think of vanity plates, revenge on your enimes, why you care about your friends and family and possibly telling them so.

think of a good charity to donate your spare time to.


Didn't I ask you to stop replying to my threads?

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 02-24-2004 05:23:04 PM
You're forgetting, he does what HE wants. Fuck everyone else. I mean, if he actually considered the wishes and feelings of others, someone might accidently mistake him for a human being, and we can't have that now, can we?
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 02-24-2004 05:25:41 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Khyron wrote:
Didn't I ask you to stop replying to my threads?

Um, you can't control whether or not someone posts in your threads Khyron. Heh. Like him or not. Don't you have him on ignore? I thought Drysart made it so ignoring someone makes them totally non existent to you? Or was that just something he was thinking about doing?

[ 02-24-2004: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 02-24-2004 05:32:25 PM
quote:
Verily, Falaanla Marr doth proclaim:
Um, you can't control whether or not someone posts in your threads Khyron. Heh. Like him or not. Don't you have him on ignore? I thought Drysart made it so ignoring someone makes them totally non existent to you? Or was that just something he was thinking about doing?

That's only threads started by the ignoree, you can still see the "This user is on your ignore list, click here to see their post blah blah blah" in threads they post in.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 02-24-2004 05:33:56 PM
quote:
Sakkra had this to say about the Spice Girls:
That's only threads started by the ignoree, you can still see the "This user is on your ignore list, click here to see their post blah blah blah" in threads they post in.

Ah ok. I still personally don't see the big deal, heh.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 02-24-2004 06:23:58 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Ah ok. I still personally don't see the big deal, heh.

I don't like him. In fact, I honestly hate him. Remember when I flipped out over Delphi? Yeah, that kind of hate. And I don't post in his threads, and I asked him not to post in mine, because I simply can't stand him. And as I said before, I read all replies to my threads, even if it's from someone I have ignored, and usually I don't mind, but with Somthor, I mind.

He can go ahead and reply to everyone else's thread, make his own, I don't fucking care, I just don't want him to reply to my threads, period. And I was even nice and CIVIL about asking him, without going into great detail as to why I hate him and why I don't want him to reply. I'm trying to keep this as nice and flame free as I possibly can, while still getting my point across : I don't want him replying to my threads.

Burger
BANNED!
posted 02-24-2004 06:32:34 PM
quote:
Khyron attempted to be funny by writing:
I don't like him. In fact, I honestly hate him. Remember when I flipped out over Delphi? Yeah, that kind of hate. And I don't post in his threads, and I asked him not to post in mine, because I simply can't stand him. And as I said before, I read all replies to my threads, even if it's from someone I have ignored, and usually I don't mind, but with Somthor, I mind.

He can go ahead and reply to everyone else's thread, make his own, I don't fucking care, I just don't want him to reply to my threads, period. And I was even nice and CIVIL about asking him, without going into great detail as to why I hate him and why I don't want him to reply. I'm trying to keep this as nice and flame free as I possibly can, while still getting my point across : I don't want him replying to my threads.


Unfortunately, you don't own your thread. It's just a thread you started, not a posession. If anyone owns them, it's drys, but they're all communal property in the sense that once something gets posted, everyone can read and reply to it.

If you want a private communication that he can't touch, either make your own forums, or have a PM.

You're being childish.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

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