And is everyone aware of Drysart? You should be. For he could sneak up on you any time.
Don't drop the soap.
quote:
Abbikat's account was hax0red to write:
Who?
<pounces on Abbi from above and gnaws on her> Rawr! Drysart! You know! 
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Trillee wrote:
I am aware of this..man... called Drysart.
Trillee loves Drysart like a Lollipop! ^.^
quote:
So quoth Katrinity:
<pounces on Abbi from above and gnaws on her> Rawr! Drysart! You know!
*pounces on Abbi from below, burrowing up from under the earth and dragging her into the kingdom of the MOLE PEOPLE!*
[narrator]
If only Drysart hadn't been driven out of his natural habitat by decreasing readership, this never would have happened.
[/narrator]
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Pirotess:
<pounces on Abbi from above and gnaws on her> Rawr! Drysart! You know!
You mean Taran?? Or Scirin??
quote:
Katrinity said this about your mom:
Sounds like one of those NBC special commercials that used to run, "And now you know..."
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
quote:
We were all impressed when King Parcelan wrote:
*pounces on Abbi from below, burrowing up from under the earth and dragging her into the kingdom of the MOLE PEOPLE!*
Speaking of which, I need a favor, Parce.
Tell the Mole People I don't have their mangoes yet. They won't get them until they pay the Antartican mafia, who will then turn over their fruit bats to the Welsh. The Welsh will then contact the Phantom of the Opera, who should be able to get the mangoes from the Pirates of the Caribbean. But only after the North Dakotans do their eggbeater and Cuban cigar dance on the night of the sixth new moon.
Capisce? [ 02-17-2004: Message edited by: Moffles Puu ]
quote:
Moffles Puu enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Speaking of which, I need a favor, Parce.
Tell the Mole People I don't have their mangoes yet. They won't get them until they pay the Antartican mafia, who will then turn over their fruit bats to the Welsh. The Welsh will then contact the Phantom of the Opera, who should be able to get the mangoes from the Pirates of the Caribbean. But only after the North Dakotans do their eggbeater and Cuban cigar dance on the night of the sixth new moon.Capisce?
*crams manure into Moffles' mouth*
who has a name like that? 
( 
^_^)
drysart 
quote:
Katrinity stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Trillee loves Drysart like a Lollipop! ^.^
Gods that can go down so many wrong roads...
Drysart
Dye sart
dies art
dry start
quote:
Trillee spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Gods that can go down so many wrong roads...
What? ^.^
He's sweet on the outside and chewie on the inside.
quote:
Katrinity thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
What? ^.^He's sweet on the outside and chewie on the inside.
mmhmm!
Just like Drysart's anus.
It's not something people hear about.
quote:
What the Abbikat??
Who?
*leaps out of nowhere and tackles Abbikat, rawrs, then leaps back off into the shadows*
quote:
Drysart stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
*leaps out of nowhere and tackles Abbikat, rawrs, then leaps back off into the shadows*
You got lucky, Abbi. Had you dropped the soap, you would be singing a different tune...and a few octaves higher.
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
You got lucky, Abbi. Had you dropped the soap, you would be singing a different tune...and a few octaves higher.
Dammit!! Why didnt you tell me that earlier!!
*drops the soap and waits for Drys to reappear*
quote:
A sleep deprived Abbikat stammered:
*drops the soap and waits for Drys to reappear*
Im Rick James, bitch!!!!
quote:
King Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
Drysart? Are you aware?
*Walks in with a tranq gun, with no dart in the gun*
Not anymore, he isn't.
quote:
Batty had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I killed Drysart and assumed his godly portfolio. I now have the domains of blue butt, internet pranks, and driving around in a pretend car.
I liked that car... 
quote:
Trillee was naked while typing this:
I liked that car...
Too bad. It's under my domains now!
quote:
Verily, Batty doth proclaim:
I killed Drysart and assumed his godly portfolio. I now have the domains of blue butt, internet pranks, and driving around in a pretend car.
What about mouse pirates?
quote:
Batty's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Too bad. It's under my domains now!
I'll give you this silver pizza box with pizza in it for the car!
quote:
Batty had this to say about Knight Rider:
I killed Drysart and assumed his godly portfolio. I now have the domains of blue butt, internet pranks, and driving around in a pretend car.
Wait. If you killed Drysart, unless you just killed him within the previous few seconds, that would mean...
*Looks at his tranq gun, then behind him...*
Oh shit.
I blame Drysart's death entirely on Ruvyen. He shot him with too much tranq. Yes.
Taran: It's what's for brunch!
b&
quote:
Batty's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Clearly under the "thrown Playstation controller" domain, which I did not see a need to claim, as I can already kill them.I blame Drysart's death entirely on Ruvyen. He shot him with too much tranq. Yes.
But it was only one frickin' dart! The other ones I us- Er, I mean, uh, they missed. But I got him with the last dart.
Yeah.
