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Topic: Hey! You! Yeah....you!
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-10-2004 08:58:00 PM
I hate you

You're a scum's scum; you're the scum that scum scrapes off its boots. You have no redeeming qualities except as potential toilet paper. If you were to die tomorrow, not only would I piss on your corpse, I'd charge your grieving family for the privilege.

Swine

Freedan
Pancake
posted 02-10-2004 08:58:50 PM
Aaron (the good one)
posted 02-10-2004 08:59:38 PM
Deja Vu
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-10-2004 09:01:20 PM
Hey.. shouldn't you use a flame tag?
Maradon!
posted 02-10-2004 09:02:48 PM
quote:
How.... Trent.... uughhhhhh:
Hey.. shouldn't you use a flame tag?

Not nesscessarily. He's not flaming anyone, he's just flaming.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-10-2004 09:03:26 PM
quote:
Maradon the Dumbleton had this to say about Pirotess:
Not nesscessarily. He's not flaming anyone, he's just flaming.

Oh... okay then.

Carry on.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 02-10-2004 09:07:32 PM
A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL!
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Ares
posted 02-10-2004 09:14:12 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Delidgamond said:
A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL!

Beat me to it. ;/

to the Parce. We know your hate is just surpressed LOVE!

diadem
eet bugz
posted 02-10-2004 09:15:11 PM
does dat mean me can go on uh killing spree and you not git mad?

YAY!

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 02-10-2004 09:34:06 PM
omg, it's cause I didn't answer that pm the other night, wasn't it?
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-10-2004 10:30:42 PM
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 02-10-2004 11:57:57 PM
quote:
Trillee was naked while typing this:
[Invalid image tag]

But... why is the rum gone?

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-11-2004 03:59:25 AM
There are about five shots of bourbon inside me that shouldn't be. It's the bad kind of drunk, people; the violent drunk.

So if you've read this, multiply everything in the original post by about ten, because I'm sure you deserve it.

Porkfried swine.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-11-2004 09:14:38 AM
<pours liquid love on Parce> ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
*Tal*
Pancake
posted 02-11-2004 09:20:12 AM
quote:
Katrinity wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
<pours liquid love on Parce> ^.^

Is it fresh squeezed?

GOGO RQG!

[ 02-11-2004: Message edited by: Jake the Reaper ]

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-11-2004 09:22:23 AM
quote:
Dragonfly had this to say about Captain Planet:
Is it fresh squeezed?

<points at the mound of Carebear corpse husks over by the squeezer> Yep

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-11-2004 10:26:33 AM
I'm going to sue you for infringment on my bit. I'm the one who hates everyone around here, bub.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-11-2004 10:30:01 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Batty said:
I'm going to sue you for infringment on my bit. I'm the one who hates everyone around here, bub.

Nah! You're just 'misunderstood'. ^.^

<snuggles Batty>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-11-2004 10:50:15 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Katrinity wrote:
Nah! You're just 'misunderstood'. ^.^

<snuggles Batty>


I hate you. And I'll burn you to a crisp.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-11-2004 10:55:49 AM
<dumps a bucket of water on Batty> You're all wet!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
diadem
eet bugz
posted 02-11-2004 03:22:32 PM
It puts da lotion on da skin or else it gits da hose uh-gain
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 02-11-2004 05:29:12 PM
quote:
Batty painfully thought these words up:
I'm going to sue you for infringment on my bit. I'm the one who hates everyone around here, bub.

*pounces batty and forces a snuggle upon him!*

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-11-2004 05:30:24 PM
Batty, you swine. You'll never top my mountain of hatred.
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-11-2004 05:34:03 PM
quote:
King Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
Batty, you swine. You'll never top my mountain of hatred.

Oh but I think I can and always have. You are a fool.

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 02-11-2004 06:18:09 PM
*remembers when her title used to be "More Evil Than Batty"*

Phear my evilness


Love ya Batty!




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-11-2004 07:26:14 PM
quote:
Batty had this to say about pies:
Oh but I think I can and always have. You are a fool.

I'm so hateful, I kicked a kitten into a burning orphanage and against the head of the only firefighter capable of saving them, knocking him out.

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-11-2004 07:28:43 PM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about pies:
I'm so hateful, I kicked a kitten into a burning orphanage and against the head of the only firefighter capable of saving them, knocking him out.

I'm so hateful, my friends and I were at a restraunt last night and we mixed up this vile concoction of maple syrup, salt, sugar, ice cubes, ashes, a cigarette butt, and various other table things, and when one of my friends went to the bathroom poured a small amount in his drink. Then he drank it. And it was hilarious.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-11-2004 07:30:48 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Batty:
I'm so hateful, my friends and I were at a restraunt last night and we mixed up this vile concoction of maple syrup, salt, sugar, ice cubes, ashes, a cigarette butt, and various other table things, and when one of my friends went to the bathroom poured a small amount in his drink. Then he drank it. And it was hilarious.

I'm so hateful I told Maradon that chain-smoking won't give you cancer. Then, when he finally came down with lung cancer, I told him that injecting monkey blood into his veins was the only cure. He believed me and I laughed.

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-11-2004 07:37:21 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on King Parcelan!
I'm so hateful I told Maradon that chain-smoking won't give you cancer. Then, when he finally came down with lung cancer, I told him that injecting monkey blood into his veins was the only cure. He believed me and I laughed.

I'm so hateful that I switched your dad with a cyborg when you were young, and he has a program to kill you in five hours.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-11-2004 07:39:06 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Batty wrote:
I'm so hateful that I switched your dad with a cyborg when you were young, and he has a program to kill you in five hours.

I'm so hateful that I switched your right hand with a cybernetic limb when you weren't looking. It has no program to kill, but instead to tear out the secret panel in your wall and reveal your secret Hello Kitty collection.

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-11-2004 07:52:30 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when King Parcelan wrote:
I'm so hateful that I switched your right hand with a cybernetic limb when you weren't looking. It has no program to kill, but instead to tear out the secret panel in your wall and reveal your secret Hello Kitty collection.

I'm so hateful that I consider you my best friend.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-11-2004 07:55:41 PM
quote:
Batty painfully thought these words up:
I'm so hateful that I consider you my best friend.

I'm so hateful, I once framed Gydyon, Chalesm and Katrinity for murder on the grounds that they have violent tempers and are jerks.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 02-11-2004 08:06:28 PM
Could be worse, I could be .
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 02-11-2004 08:07:33 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Drysart:
Could be worse, I could be Sakkra.

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 02-11-2004 08:08:12 PM


oh..


Darn you and that [name] tag thingy Drys...




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-11-2004 08:16:56 PM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I'm so hateful, I once framed Gydyon, Chalesm and Katrinity for murder on the grounds that they have violent tempers and are jerks.

I'm so hateful I once shot a man in the balls, tripped him, and then kicked him while he was down.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 02-11-2004 08:34:32 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Drysart!
Could be worse, I could be Sakkra.

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Ares
posted 02-11-2004 08:59:45 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Drysart wrote:
Could be worse, I could be Ares.

Darn you and your codes!

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-11-2004 10:09:37 PM
quote:
Batty had this to say about Pirotess:
I'm so hateful I once shot a man in the balls, tripped him, and then kicked him while he was down.

I'm so hateful I introduced the name tag to Drysart.

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 02-11-2004 10:40:17 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived King Parcelan stammered:
I'm so hateful I introduced the name tag to Drysart.

I'm so hateful I secretly took over Drysart's computer and changed your sigpic to a squirrel.

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