Customer: "Well, it stopped working yesterday. I thought it was cold, so I threw a blanket over it."
I can't make this stuff up, folks.
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Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
Me: "Do you currently own a Sony computer?"
Customer: "No."
Me: "How can I help you today?"
Customer: "Well, I'm having trouble with my Sony computer..."
Me: "Uh, sir, you do own a Sony computer? A moment ago you answered no."
Customer: "I was confused."
Someone tell Dr. Weaver I found the missing narcotics. 
quote:
Kasoni stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
People are stupid, however individuals have the potential to be intelligent, as long as they are not within a group.
But these people are calling as individuals and they're still being stupid. Ergo that was just random. QED.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
[ 01-10-2004: Message edited by: Kasoni ]
[ 01-10-2004: Message edited by: Kasoni ]
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Nobody really understood why Kasoni wrote:
not the "have the potential" potential. ::hold brick in air:: this brick has the potential to hit the floor, but only if I let go :uts the brick away:: but it didn't, now did it?
Who are you? What do you want? Why are you here? And why did you go 
in the middle of... your sentance?
RQG works to well sometimes.
and I forgot to space before I put me P after my : to stop it from becoming a .quote:
Kasoni wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
because : and p make a
I was editing it while you replied... or trying to at least. Hit the fucking quote button the first time and didn't notice.
And the other questions. I was pretty sure as to why the showed up. I went to publik skools.
Me: Would you like chicken with that?
Customer: Yeah.
Me: Grilled or crispy?
Customer: That's fine.
Me: Grilled or crispy chicken?
Customer: I SAID CRISPY!!
It had been so long since I have been reminded of why we're not allowed to bring guns to work. 
quote:
Snoota had this to say about (_|_):
Customer: Can I get a Ceasar Salad?Me: Would you like chicken with that?
Customer: Yeah.
Me: Grilled or crispy?
Customer: That's fine.
Me: Grilled or crispy chicken?
Customer: I SAID CRISPY!!
It had been so long since I have been reminded of why we're not allowed to bring guns to work.
Maybe he wanted grilled crispy chicken? 
quote:
Trent wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Maybe he wanted grilled crispy chicken?
You laugh, but I get that at least once a week.
Customer: Let me get a chicken sandwich.
Me: We have grilled, crispy, or hot and spicy.
Customer: I'll have the grilled crispy.
The first time I heard that I was at a loss for words. I had no idea what to say to this man. He was the first person to ever strike Snoota speachless. But that was two years ago and now it's just a part of everyday life.
You underestimate the stupidity of people. I get people asking me if we cook the grilled chickens on the grill and if the hot and spicy is hot. [ 01-10-2004: Message edited by: Snoota ]
quote:
Kasoni was listening to Cher while typing:
not the "have the potential" potential. ::hold brick in air:: this brick has the potential to hit the floor, but only if I let go :: puts the brick away:: but it didn't, now did it?
still a nonsequitur though, since we werent talking philosophy, group dynamics or even (except implicitly and anecdotely) intelligence.
It's OK though, I'm just bustin yer chops.
And Snoota: have you tried saying it "the grilled, the hot and spicy, and the crispy"? if so did they then say "I'll have the grilled hot & spicy"? [ 01-10-2004: Message edited by: Gunslinger Moogle ]
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Snoota had this to say about pies:
Customer: Can I get a Ceasar Salad?Me: Would you like chicken with that?
Customer: Yeah.
Me: Grilled or crispy?
Customer: That's fine.
Me: Grilled or crispy chicken?
Customer: I SAID CRISPY!!
It had been so long since I have been reminded of why we're not allowed to bring guns to work.
that's the most common thing i had a problem with at dunkin donuts. a coustomer would think something and not actully say it... strange thing is, I have a lot more "stupid boss" stories than "stupid customer" stories from dunkin donuts.
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most annoying problem was explaining to a professor at college that a computer won't work if you don't plug it in the wall. [ 01-10-2004: Message edited by: diadem ]
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Snoota was all like:
You laugh, but I get that at least once a week.Customer: Let me get a chicken sandwich.
Me: We have grilled, crispy, or hot and spicy.
Customer: I'll have the grilled crispy.
The first time I heard that I was at a loss for words. I had no idea what to say to this man. He was the first person to ever strike Snoota speachless. But that was two years ago and now it's just a part of everyday life.
You underestimate the stupidity of people. I get people asking me if we cook the grilled chickens on the grill and if the hot and spicy is hot.
I'm amazed that you don't walk out of work and go on a multi-state killing spree. *nods*
Customer: The regular kind.
Me: We have three different types, thin, pan, and handtossed. We have no regular type.
Customer: Oh okay that one.
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Customer: Can I get the crust half pan and half thin?
No dumbfuck.
If you don't own a computer, or can't use the internet, you should be left out in the cold to die.
quote:
Kiranê got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Me: What type of crust would you like on that pizza?Customer: The regular kind.
Me: We have three different types, thin, pan, and handtossed. We have no regular type.
Customer: Oh okay that one.
Assume handtossed. That IS the standard. Most people don't give a shit about pan, and if they want thin, they'll ask for it with the order.
While we're on the subject of Pizza, once I called Papa John's when they had two new pizzas. THe chicken alfredo pizza, and the four cheese pizza.
Me: Yes, I'd like a half chicken alfredo, half four cheese pizza, please.
Them: I'm sorry, we can't do that.
Me: Why not?
Them: They have two different kinds of sauces.
Me: ...and?
Them: So, we can't make half-and half that way.
Me: Honestly, I don't care if you use two different sauces.
Them: I'm sorry, I can't do that.
Me: Fine, just give me a whole Chicken Alfredo, then...
I get Half Spinach Alfredo and half Barbeque from CiCi's all the time...the sauces meet in the middle, and some slices might even have both types on it....WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH THAT?!
