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Topic: the bored jete insanity thread
Jete D'Paintedtoes
Pint-sized Pursesnatcher
posted 01-08-2004 10:37:51 PM
I am stuck home with nothing to do for the next week or so, and I am entering cabin fever phase!
SO in an attempt to ward off insanity, I will attempt to draw anything people suggest.

except furries

go!
=D


NOTE: no promises it will be any good. go! go!

Double note: I am not doing this for attention. I really am like knocking my head on the desk bored. Go!!!

Jete D'Paintedtoes
Randomly Occurring
the new site
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-08-2004 10:39:31 PM
Draw... me! In a really bad-ass pose that will strike fear in the competition.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 01-08-2004 10:41:20 PM
Draw a naked man with saggy manboobs
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 01-08-2004 10:42:54 PM
Draw an anthropomorphic empty can of Pepsi,

OR

the human manifestation of the verb "to squelch".



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-08-2004 10:43:43 PM
Draw a large, plump, agitated prairie dog.
Ares
posted 01-08-2004 10:43:59 PM
quote:
'Myth Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Draw a naked man with saggy manboobs

Been there, done that. Yay for life drawing. >.<;;

How about.. A kitty cat? ^.^

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-08-2004 10:44:37 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Neeecole:
the human manifestation of the verb "to squelch".

She'd have to make a whole new thread with a NSFW tag for that one.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 01-08-2004 10:46:53 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Ares said this:
Been there, done that. Yay for life drawing. >.<;;

How about.. A kitty cat? ^.^


A kitty cat... on fire.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-08-2004 10:48:49 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz was all like:
A kitty cat... on fire.

Better yet, a kitty cat covered with bees that are on fire.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ares
posted 01-08-2004 10:50:08 PM
Don't warp my idea with your twisted minds!! ;.;

Then with vinegar poured over the wounds

[ 01-08-2004: Message edited by: Ares ]

Anklebiter
Pancake
posted 01-08-2004 10:52:14 PM
And lightly salted.
EVE Online:
Asha Vahishta, Minmatar Pilot.
Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 01-08-2004 10:52:22 PM
a kitty cat...made of gasolene..covered with bees on fire!

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 01-08-2004 10:53:17 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ares was all like:
Don't warp my idea with your twisted minds!! ;.;

Then with vinegar poured over the wounds


Nonsense. We're just combining two things that are, on their own, good to make something that's great. Much like french fries and ice cream.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-08-2004 10:54:46 PM
Here's a challenge I've been just waiting for someone to take up.

Draw Evil. Whatever the hell you think the purest evil looks like... Draw it.

Got that done? Good. I mean, excellent, because now, draw what you think the purest Good looks like.

Done? Magnificent. One more. Draw pure Good and pure Evil in a duel to the death.

Ares
posted 01-08-2004 10:55:14 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz stammered:
Nonsense. We're just combining two things that are, on their own, good to make something that's great. Much like french fries and ice cream.

Did you not see my addition?

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 01-08-2004 10:56:49 PM
quote:
Ares was naked while typing this:
Did you not see my addition?

I didn't get what you meant at first.

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-08-2004 11:00:11 PM
A dragon made of fire, and one made of ice, in a yin-yang symbol.

A robot playing pool.

A dragon and a princess, getting smashing drunk together.

A chicken, dressed as Jesus. (Chicken ala King of Kings)

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-08-2004 11:02:02 PM
quote:
Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz had this to say about pies:
Much like french fries and ice cream.

God I wish there was a Wendy's near here. Some fries and a Frosty sound good.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-08-2004 11:02:02 PM
quote:
Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz had this to say about pies:
Much like french fries and ice cream.

God I wish there was a Wendy's near here. Some fries and a Frosty sound good.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mod
Pancake
posted 01-08-2004 11:06:08 PM
The Michelin Man parting the Red Sea.
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
TaLourin
Pancake
posted 01-08-2004 11:07:19 PM
<Sean> I feel like I'm gonna puke
<Sean> Just deepthroated a graham cracker


Ares
posted 01-08-2004 11:11:58 PM
quote:
El Imán Grande!'s fortune cookie read:
God I wish there was a Wendy's near here. Some fries and a Frosty sound good.

Mmmm....Frosty

Skaw
posted 01-08-2004 11:13:23 PM
Imagine something fun, then take away all the fun.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 01-09-2004 02:56:22 AM
I need a new sigpic :/

Your original ones are still good and all, but i need a change.

[ 01-09-2004: Message edited by: The Gee Spot ]

Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 01-09-2004 04:00:08 AM
How about drawing a pure white cow in a heavy blinding snowstorm?
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 01-09-2004 04:06:19 AM
quote:
El Imán Grande! thought about the meaning of life:
Better yet, a kitty cat covered with bees that are on fire.

As long as the kitty isn't?

frosty... mm.... time for a three-am wendy's run! I love College

and meh, I dunno. Draw a Beaukat? What is a Beaukat?

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
diadem
eet bugz
posted 01-09-2004 07:47:16 AM
quote:
Jete D'Paintedtoes had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Double note: I am not doing this for attention. I really am like knocking my head on the desk bored. Go!!!

They fact you had to post that on this board makes me chuckle a bit...


Draw me pirates for my game, lass! Or better yet, sketches for some ships.

[too tired to talk like a pirate in my post.. how sad is that?]

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-09-2004 01:16:19 PM
If it's not too 'furrylike' for you, you could draw a picture of a cowboy moogle. Or maybe a moogle dressed up as Neo and doing some Matrix stuff.



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-09-2004 01:25:11 PM
Don't steal my gig.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 01-09-2004 01:54:13 PM
quote:
Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz spewed forth this undeniable truth:
A kitty cat... on fire.

<----- Like this one?

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-09-2004 02:17:00 PM
Pandas.

Lots of pandas.

I like pandas.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 01-09-2004 02:22:31 PM
Ooh, make pictures of Parcelan's newest story in the Yargh! thread.

Heh.. a picture highlighting every episode would be funny ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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