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Topic: Sometimes I wonder
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 01-07-2004 01:16:44 AM
today my boss's twin sister came in and was chatting with the crew while we were slow(I work in a resteraunt owned by Micheal Flatley's sister), and she made the comment that she was having uprotected sex with her boyfriend and wasn't that worried. Her sister of course yelled at her and proclaimed: "You'll be pretty damn worried once your pregnant, like alot of other girls in school..."(we are all in high school).

Her sisters reply:"Yeah, I haven't gotten pregnant so far, but if I do, I guess I'll just get really paranoid and start using protection so it won't happen again"

My response: "Well you won't really have to worry till nine months later."

Boss's sister: "No I would start wearing protection right away, don't wanna get pregnant again."

Boss: "You can't get pregnant again once you already are."

Sister: "Be pretty cool if you could. You know get like pregnant 5 times in a row."

Me: "How would they all fit?"

I'll not go on, in fear of some one's IQ dropping more then 10 points.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
TaLourin
Pancake
posted 01-07-2004 01:31:07 AM
You can get pregnant while already pregnant.

If your body is a little off chemically, the hormones that control the drop of the egg, wont function properly.

Duh.

See, it never used to happen, but then humans discovered drugs. Drugs change how your body works. and BOOM, you have two kids.. one 9 months old, on 11 months old.

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 01-07-2004 01:40:11 AM
congradulations to drugs. they just made the unthinkable possible.

Do you want people, who do drugs and have sex, reproducing? I know I don't.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Maradon!
posted 01-07-2004 01:53:02 AM
quote:
x--Cysa The ClownO-('-'Q) :
Do you want people, who do drugs and have sex, reproducing? I know I don't.

Do you find yourself, using way too many, commas?

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 01-07-2004 01:58:41 AM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Do you find yourself, using way too many, commas?

never, why do you ask, I don't see what your getting at.

I used them correctly. Back to english with you.

[ 01-07-2004: Message edited by: Cysa The Clown ]

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Steven Steve
posted 01-07-2004 02:36:24 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Cysa The Clown:
Never. Why do you ask? I don't see what you're getting at.

I used them correctly. Back to English with you.


quote:
Do you want people who do drugs and then have sex to reproduce? I know I don't.

[ 01-07-2004: Message edited by: Fazum'Zen Fastfist ]

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Suddar
posted 01-07-2004 02:39:48 AM
No, you did not use them correctly. There are some places where, SOMETIMES, the use of a comma would work well. That doesn't mean that every time you have the chance to use a comma there you should, ignoring context completely.

If this didn't make sense, OH WELL because I am tired. ;P

BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 01-07-2004 07:17:06 AM
If you think that's bad you should listen to half the crap my peers come up with. Unfortunatly I can't exactly retell most of what is actually said, seeing as I try and not pay attention and promptly forget it again.

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