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Topic: Guessing game!
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-06-2004 06:22:55 PM
Our larder smells. It smells bad. Popular consensus is that something died in it.

Now for the fun part! You all get to guess what died in there! Be noted: all our pets are accounted for, so you can't say Gus is causing that stink.

When we finally find the creature, we'll see who won or was the closest. Go.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 01-06-2004 06:24:39 PM
A giant squid.

Or maybe.. a giant human.

bludgeons Parce repeatedly about the head and shoulders with a tire iron and dumps his body in the larder

[ 01-06-2004: Message edited by: Snoota ]

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 01-06-2004 09:19:13 PM
A chicken!


A CHICKEN OF THE SEA!

Razor
posted 01-06-2004 09:22:19 PM
I'll guess a possum. big rats they be
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Demos
Pancake
posted 01-06-2004 09:49:50 PM
A Puggy...err, I mean a squirrel.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 01-06-2004 09:52:28 PM
Cloud Strife.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-06-2004 09:52:51 PM
It was chicken wings! Some oaf put a package of frozen chicken wings in the larder!

So I guess Razor was the closest.

Ares
posted 01-06-2004 10:01:50 PM
quote:
King Parcelan thought about the meaning of life:
It was chicken wings! Some oaf put a package of frozen chicken wings in the larder!

So I guess Razor was the closest.



psst.. It was Monica that said chicken...

[ 01-06-2004: Message edited by: Ares ]

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 01-06-2004 10:03:17 PM
quote:
Ares wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
psst.. It was Monica that said chicken...

He just doesn't like me ever since the Alyssa Milano Incident of 2003.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-06-2004 10:05:52 PM
She said chicken of the sea, which is tuna.

Possums are closer to chicken wings than tuna.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 01-06-2004 10:07:45 PM
quote:
King Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
She said chicken of the sea, which is tuna.

Possums are closer to chicken wings than tuna.


I still said chicken, and that's what's important.

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-06-2004 10:08:53 PM
quote:
King Parcelan-chucks, yo!
She said chicken of the sea, which is tuna.

Possums are closer to chicken wings than tuna.


Poooosssuuuummmmsss

Ares
posted 01-06-2004 10:09:09 PM
quote:
King Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
She said chicken of the sea, which is tuna.

Possums are closer to chicken wings than tuna.


Actually, she said "A Chicken!" Then, "A chicken of the sea!" Two different statements.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 01-06-2004 10:16:32 PM
quote:
Ares impressed everyone with:
Actually, she said "A Chicken!" Then, "A chicken of the sea!" Two different statements.


Thank you, Ares. I dub thee my new assistant.

Ares
posted 01-06-2004 10:18:01 PM
quote:
Monica had this to say about dark elf butts:
Thank you, Ares. I dub thee my new assistant.


King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-06-2004 10:28:15 PM
You can't have two choices! What's to stop you from listing every animal in zoological history?
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 01-06-2004 10:29:36 PM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
You can't have two choices! What's to stop you from listing every animal in zoological history?

I said chicken first.

Neener.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-06-2004 10:30:31 PM
quote:
Monica was naked while typing this:
I said chicken first.

Neener.


But your other answer was capitalized, thus indicating that you demanded more attention be given to it over the other answer.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 01-06-2004 10:34:08 PM
I'm sorry, did you say something? Your mouth is moving but all I hear is, "Blah blah blah blah blah Monica rules blah blah blah."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-06-2004 10:35:08 PM
Yeah, I said you lost. Maybe the reason why you didn't hear it is because you're so used to losing, loser!
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 01-06-2004 10:45:23 PM
Say wha? Speak up, duder!
Mightion Defensor
posted 01-06-2004 11:02:07 PM
Have you all forgotten the true tragedy of this story?

A package of chicken wings went to waste, never having known Life!

Is there no greater crime? * sniff

Dammit, now I'm hungry.

Mightion Defensor
posted 01-06-2004 11:02:07 PM
edit: Ack, browser slowness.

[ 01-06-2004: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-06-2004 11:04:00 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Monica!
Say wha? Speak up, duder!

*writes Monica's phone number on the walls of Delidgamond's bathroom*

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 01-06-2004 11:05:12 PM
Oh, you mean he likes chicks?
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-06-2004 11:08:30 PM
quote:
Monica had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Oh, you mean he likes chicks?

That's what the tabloids say.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 01-06-2004 11:16:22 PM
Wow. I never would have guessed.
Suddar
posted 01-06-2004 11:25:49 PM
This thread is only salvagable through a massive orgy.
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 01-06-2004 11:26:43 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Suddar:
This thread is only salvagable through a massive orgy.

k

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 01-06-2004 11:26:50 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about the Spice Girls:
This thread is only salvagable through a massive orgy.

Aren't most things only salvagable through a massive orgy?

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-07-2004 08:12:50 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on King Parcelan!
It was chicken wings! Some oaf put a package of frozen chicken wings in the larder!

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

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