"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh." ~ Magus
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This insanity brought to you by Masamune:
The Shield Season II DVD? Maybe?
You should be a detective, yo.
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There was much rejoicing when King Parcelan said this:
You should be a detective, yo.
How do you know I'm not?
"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh." ~ Magus
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Masamune thought about the meaning of life:
How do you know I'm not?
Because you're Canadian. The biggest mystery our neighbors the north have is which beaver pooped in their backyard.
*drags Masamune to the stove and lights it, pressing his face against the burning grill*
SAY IT! SAY YOU'RE NOT A DETECTIVE! [ 01-06-2004: Message edited by: King Parcelan ]
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From the book of Snoota, chapter 3, verse 16:
smashes Masamune's face in with a law book and drags him to the kitchen.
That's assault, I saw it in the book that hit me. 
"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh." ~ Magus
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Masamune had this to say about Tron:
That's assault, I saw it in the book that hit me.
*ties Masamune to a post and hangs a gasoline-soaked car tire from his neck*
Pack up your shit and take the next moose back to home!
*lights the tire ablaze*
It's not something people hear about.
wait, what?
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King Parcelan says, donuts are high in fat, kazoo!
Because you're Canadian. The biggest mystery our neighbors the north have is which beaver pooped in their backyard.
Yeah. I remember the last time that happened, it was just like Scooby-Doo.
"The clues led us to the conclusion that it wasn't a beaver that crapped in our yard, but merely a person in a beaver suit. And who would do such a thing?"
*Unmasked!*
"It's Mr. McKenzie!"
"I would've got away with it, too, if it weren't for you damn kids and your fuckin' dog. I mean, I AAAAGH OH MY GOD MY GROIN THE DOG IS ATTACKING MY GROIN!!!"
*Laughter ensues as the police arrest Mr. McKenzie, with the dog still biting his crotch.*
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Ruv said:
Yeah. I remember the last time that happened, it was just like Scooby-Doo."The clues led us to the conclusion that it wasn't a beaver that crapped in our yard, but merely a person in a beaver suit. And who would do such a thing?"
*Unmasked!*
"It's Mr. McKenzie!"
"I would've got away with it, too, if it weren't for you damn kids and your fuckin' dog. I mean, I AAAAGH OH MY GOD MY GROIN THE DOG IS ATTACKING MY GROIN!!!"*Laughter ensues as the police arrest Mr. McKenzie, with the dog still biting his crotch.*
But Mr. McKenzie only shit on the lawn because a farmer at night thought he was a wild animal and shot him, causing him to release his bowels from shock.
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This one time, at Masamune camp:
That's assault, I saw it in the book that hit me.
*gives Masamune a blanket party*
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
*Kicks Masamune Anyway*
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We were all impressed when King Parcelan wrote:
Because you're Canadian. The biggest mystery our neighbors the north have is which beaver pooped in their backyard.*drags Masamune to the stove and lights it, pressing his face against the burning grill*
SAY IT! SAY YOU'RE NOT A DETECTIVE!
Ok Ok, I'm not a detective.
"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh." ~ Magus
*hangs Masamune by ears from a tree and stabs him with a spear*
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The Azure Knight had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
AHA! THE TRUTH IS REVEALED! YOU AND YOUR CANADIAN LIES! DIE!!!*hangs Masamune by ears from a tree and stabs him with a spear*
See, now you ruined it. We were all using classic methods of brutality from The Shield season two to make our point. You're just using stupid emotes.
suddenly grabs Azure Knight and repeatedly shanks him in the middle of a cell with a shank Parce slipped him while a dozen cops watch
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Snoota got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
See, now you ruined it. We were all using classic methods of brutality from The Shield season two to make our point. You're just using stupid emotes.
omg mine was Season 1 [ 01-07-2004: Message edited by: Gydyon ]
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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There was much rejoicing when Snoota said this:
See, now you ruined it. We were all using classic methods of brutality from The Shield season two to make our point. You're just using stupid emotes.suddenly grabs Azure Knight and repeatedly shanks him in the middle of a cell with a shank Parce slipped him while a dozen cops watch
Out where I am in Canada, they don't have TV shows that are as good as The Shield, the most we get is Pokemon, and the APTN (Aboriginal peoples television network) (all they have are shows about mokisans and igloos) I thought you were just lynching him.....
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The Azure Knight had this to say about pies:
Out where I am in Canada, they don't have TV shows that are as good as The Shield, the most we get is Pokemon, and the APTN (Aboriginal peoples television network) (all they have are shows about mokisans and igloos) I thought you were just lynching him.....
I already told you not to think!
"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh." ~ Magus
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This one time, at Gydyon camp:
omg mine was Season 1
Last episode of season two was the only blanket party I saw. 
When the white cops that lost their jobs during the cuts and blamed Julian so they waited until he took out the trash and tossed a blanket over him and beat the shit out of him.
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Snoota got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Last episode of season two was the only blanket party I saw.When the white cops that lost their jobs during the cuts and blamed Julian so they waited until he took out the trash and tossed a blanket over him and beat the shit out of him.
Yes, but it was first used against the transvestite who bit Danny in Season 1.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Check out the big brain on Gydyon!
Yes, but it was first used against the transvestite who bit Danny in Season 1.
I never saw Season one.
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Snoota had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I never saw Season one.
You missed out, dawg. Be sure to get on that.
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Snoota was listening to Cher while typing:
I never saw Season one.
Wasn't as good as Season Two. Except for the episode where Dutch busts the serial killer and the two-episode season finale.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Wasn't as good as Season Two. Except for the episode where Dutch busts the serial killer and the two-episode season finale.
I dunno, Mackey really had a lot more freedom in Season One. But it's probably nothing compared to the Armadillo saga.
In other news, we need to start beating up Azure Knight.
