Gnomish, Gnomish night
Spam your poems blue and gray
Look out on the PvP play
With eyes that know the darkness in my soul...
Shadowknights on the hills
duck behind the trees and the daffodils
camp the rare spawns and take those funny pills
you'll see colors on the snowy linen land.

Now I understand
What you tried to say, to me
And how you suffered for your zanity
And how you tried to cause some levity:
They would not listen; they did not know how --
Perhaps they'll listen now.

Gnomish, Gnomish night
threds posted in empty message halls
Frameless pictures on nameless walls
With eyes that watch the server and can't forget
Like the players that you've met
The ragged newbies in ragged gear
begging for silver pices, a handout here
Lie with hopes crushed and broken on the virgin snow.

Now I think I know
What you tried to say, to me
And how you suffered for your zanity
And how you tried to set them free:
They would not listen; they're not listening still --
Perhaps they never will.

For they could not accept you
But still, your devotion was true
And when no hope was left inside
On that Gnomish, Gnomish night
You sold your account as retired players often do --
But I could've told you, Somthor:
This server was never meant
For one as unique as you.

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On nights like this
when the server's a bit amiss
and the zone's go down
across Rallos Zek
I get down
I feel had
I feel on the verge of going mad
and then it's time to punch the clock

I go to the server select
and create some damn Alt
and log on as I shake my head
suddenly I'm Miss High Elf
Enchanter drama Queen
until I get bored
and put myself to bed

I look back on where I'm from
look at the player I've become
and the strangest things
seem suddenly routine
I look up from my keyboards
a gift-wrapped new game still in the box
yet it doesnt even tempt me.

So I go to the server select
and create some damn Alt
and log on as I shake my head
Suddenly I'm Mr Troll SK
Until I wake up
And try to log back on to myself

Some players they have natural ease
they play it any way they please
with their high speed ISP's
and other create endless eniemies
level it up
delevel it down
This is the best way that I've found
to pass the time until the server go back up

So I go to the server select
and create some damn Alt
and log on as I shake my head
suddenly I'm Mr lame griefer
from RZ
until the server goes up
and I can't seem to want to log on myself

I post on some message boards
turn up the music
I'm pulling the new thing down from the shelf
Suddenly I'm in a new world
of pixels and flashing screens
and I ain't never
I'm never turning back

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Gydyon had this to say about Robocop:

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I'll have to concur.

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Somthor Model 2000 was programmed to say:
So you want more? I gots plenty.

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NO!!!!

My apologies to Roger and Pete.