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rinard
Pancake
posted 12-28-2003 04:11:59 AM
HARD-DISK woman/Man: She/He remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS woman/Man: Everyone knows that she/He can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL woman/Man: They say she/He can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER woman/Man: She/He is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET woman/man: Difficult to access. // Everybody will access!!

SERVER woman/man: Always busy when you need her/him.

MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL woman/man: Every ten things she/he says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 12-28-2003 04:41:42 AM
Spam is bad.

Who are you?

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-28-2003 04:56:50 AM
quote:
Gikk got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Spam is bad.

Who are you?


Foreign perhaps. I get the impression the topics are interesting, but his grammar is poor and difficult to decipher.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

rinard
Pancake
posted 12-29-2003 01:02:10 AM
Treat a girl like a SCREENSAVER until she graduates to EXCEL. Dealt with a few WINDOWS & HARD DISKS. Luckily you will be able to dodge all VIRUSES. INTERNETS get used like they are (to get free shyt). Every girl you’ve encountered has been an EMAIL.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 12-29-2003 01:20:00 PM
This guy combines the worst qualities of Somthor and roinNwhatever.

Has someone been trolling elementary schools for no0bz again?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 12-29-2003 01:22:13 PM
Observe:

rinard
renard
retard

done

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rinard
Pancake
posted 12-30-2003 08:25:59 AM
SHAREWARE WOMAN free to install but everytime you want to use it you get nagged for money.
CPU FAN WOMAN - she blows well
TROJAN HORSE WOMAN Lets you in the back door
Java woman -write once run anywhere i.e platform independent.
DIRECTX girlfriend: She makes everything run correctly and completes the system, but needs constant updating. [/corny]
SCANNER woman: you can put something in her anytime, but you still have to turn her on before anything happens.
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 12-30-2003 09:37:12 AM
Actually I found this amusing... And I don't find it indecipherable.

And as far as Spam goes... This is the only thread on Page 1 or 2 started by this person.

Edit: Correction, Second Thread. That's still less that quite a few people have on the first two pages.

[ 12-30-2003: Message edited by: Faelynn LeAndris ]


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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 12-30-2003 09:39:52 AM
I have no trouble at all with said posts.

[ 12-30-2003: Message edited by: Pvednes ]

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-30-2003 10:45:43 AM
quote:
Pvednes wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I have no trouble at all with said posts.

She also wrote some stuff about you on the bathroom walls.

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