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Nobody really understood why Mortious wrote:
Penis envy.
I don't envy any penis. 
Women = Multiple orgasms.
WE WIN! [ 12-14-2003: Message edited by: Ares ]
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Ares thought about the meaning of life:
I don't envy any penis.Women = Multiple orgasms.
WE WIN!
Yes, but have you never had to go to the restroom, and discovered that you really didn't want to have to actually touch the toilet you have to use? Never seen one so disgusting that you think that maybe you can hold it in and hope that you can make it to another restroom in time?
If you have, now you know what that thing's for.
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So quoth Ares:
Women = Multiple orgasms.
Contrary to popular belief, multiple orgasms aren't really all that uncommon in Men.
You just...only blow a load the first time.
And you can still write your name in the snow. [ 12-14-2003: Message edited by: Maradon! ]
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Maradon! was all like:
Contrary to popular belief, multiple orgasms aren't really all that uncommon in Men.You just...only blow a load the first time.
And you can still write your name in the snow.
O_o; *uses her finger to draw her name in the snow*
Wheee!
WE WIN AGAIN!
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Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Pirotess:
Yes, but have you never had to go to the restroom, and discovered that you really didn't want to have to actually touch the toilet you have to use? Never seen one so disgusting that you think that maybe you can hold it in and hope that you can make it to another restroom in time?If you have, now you know what that thing's for.
I go to the bathroom before I leave. I have a thing against public washrooms, and women know dirty washrooms from clean just by looking at the place they are in. Just the other day, I was at the mall and really had to pee. I made my sister drive me back home. ^^;
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A sleep deprived Ares stammered:
WE WIN AGAIN!
Now use your penis to write it
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Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about (_|_):
You can see my point though, especally for women that have bladder problems. Right?
Nope. My mom has bladder problems, and she does the same as me..
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Check out the big brain on Ares!
Nope. My mom has bladder problems, and she does the same as me..
My sister had bladder problems due to a birth defect and corrective surgery (though she's outgrown most of them thankfully). There have been times when she would have used something like this.
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Nobody really understood why Palador ChibiDragon wrote:
My sister had bladder problems due to a birth defect and corrective surgery (though she's outgrown most of them thankfully). There have been times when she would have used something like this.
Ah, my mom has a disease. No growing out of it. ^^; And, I also kicked the shit out of her bladder when she was pregnant with me.
Watching a good television program, and don't want to miss a second of that "Presented with limited commercial interruption by some shittyass company!" goodness? Have a box of these lying around.
If you're told how, you can even pee standing up using just your fingers. I won't bother to find .. *ahem* "instructions", since 90% of the sites will be pr0n in nature, but they're out there. I mean, you have to wash your hands afterwards (duh?), but it's not like it's undoable.
Multiple orgasms and you can piss on that tree. What's not to like, ladies?
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Robocop:
Multiple orgasms and you can piss on that tree. What's not to like, ladies?
The ease of urinary tract infections, "leavings" on toilet seats when you need to do a number two (where are those shit molder thingies again?), the fact that the sanitary napkin thing is often placed TWO GODDAMN INCHES from the toilet, how toilet paper in women's restrooms runs out three times as fast, gushing crotch blood, the whole, y'now, childbirth thing, longer lineups, and the fact that, without outside aid, large and obvious parts of our anatomy bounce in rather uncomfortable fashions.
But eh. We got multiple orgasms going for us, and the fact that our gay sex is more widely accepted than your gay sex. Seats can be wiped off and fallopian tubes yanked out .
-We get paid more
-No monthly "gushing crotch blood" as Nicole put it
-And we can pee standing up without the aid of a "Magic Cone"
Life is good
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Zair was naked while typing this:
I'm real glad to be a man.-We get paid more
-No monthly "gushing crotch blood" as Nicole put it
-And we can pee standing up without the aid of a "Magic Cone"
Life is good
Zair, better run now. I think I saw the ladies out back constructing a hang mans platform, with a noose that goes around the head and neck *not* attached to your shoulders.
So elegant
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Maradon! had this to say about dark elf butts:
Contrary to popular belief, multiple orgasms aren't really all that uncommon in Men.You just...only blow a load the first time.
And you can still write your name in the snow.
untrue. I can blow multiple times in the course of an hour.
Second is something a friend sent, and... eh... wanted to include due to ... eh ... just becase =/
(I do not agree with this, but thought was funny) (Gawd I know I am going to regret posting this)
[ 12-14-2003: Message edited by: Valso ]
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From the book of Valso, chapter 3, verse 16:
First image is an example of one pain for being a man:
Second is something a friend sent, and... eh... wanted to include due to ... eh ... just becase =/
(I do not agree with this, but thought was funny) (Gawd I know I am going to regret posting this)
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did.
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How.... Star Collective.... uughhhhhh:
The man holding the yellow sign must die . . . slowly . . . preferably with excessive quantities of pain . . . repeatedly and with extreme prejudice.
It's a photoshopped joke?
Loosen up, Star Collective.
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We were all impressed when Star Collective wrote:
The man holding the yellow sign must die . . . slowly . . . preferably with excessive quantities of pain . . . repeatedly and with extreme prejudice.
IRON MY SHIRT BITCH
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Gomateux was naked while typing this:
Even if it isn't photoshopped I still think it would be funny.Loosen up, Star Collective.
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This is from the image itself. [ 12-14-2003: Message edited by: Canadian Mountee ]
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Star Collective had this to say about Pirotess:
The man holding the yellow sign must die . . . slowly . . . preferably with excessive quantities of pain . . . repeatedly and with extreme prejudice.
I think you need to have your membership "card" to our club revoked, pansy.
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Canadian Mountee had this to say about the Spice Girls:
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I now that it's photoshopped, you can tell just by looking at it, but my point remains
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Verily, Ares doth proclaim:
I'm female, and I laughed.
Same here
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Star Collective had this to say about Optimus Prime:
The man holding the yellow sign must die . . . slowly . . . preferably with excessive quantities of pain . . . repeatedly and with extreme prejudice.
Pretending to be a feminist very rarely scores you points with females, kid. And the points it does score are with the wrong team, if you know what I mean.
