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Topic: Fellow singles, which cooking tool do you use the most?
Kennatsu
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posted 12-13-2003 04:26:07 AM
For me, it's a nice sharp cleaver. I use the cleaver to chop up stuff and peel stuff too.
Delphi Aegis
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posted 12-13-2003 04:30:14 AM
The wooden spoon!

..

Well, not really.

Maybe, uh.. Fuck, I dunno. I'll just stick with the spoon.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-13-2003 04:38:54 AM
The phone.
nem-x
posted 12-13-2003 05:18:48 AM
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-13-2003 05:23:27 AM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Mr. Parcelan scored a straight 1 with:
The phone.
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 12-13-2003 06:05:44 AM
Spreader.

If I lived on my own, I'd probably live on chicken breast sandwiches, with low fat miracle whip.

Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 12-13-2003 06:32:25 AM
A nice, sharp bone-knife.

Seriously. It's one of the best multi-purpose tool you'll find, because it can cut through bone - and thus, nearly anything. Makes halving fruits easy as all heck, it's flexible enough for peeling and filleting, and you can cut straight through frozen items for easy separation and portion-splitting.

Plus, I suppose, you can use it to cut bone. If you ever see the need for that.

Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 12-13-2003 07:21:30 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Drakkenmaw wrote:
A nice, sharp bone-knife.

Seriously. It's one of the best multi-purpose tool you'll find, because it can cut through bone - and thus, nearly anything. Makes halving fruits easy as all heck, it's flexible enough for peeling and filleting, and you can cut straight through frozen items for easy separation and portion-splitting.

Plus, I suppose, you can use it to cut bone. If you ever see the need for that.


I used to use those to cut through raw baby back ribs. But I found that a heavy metal cleaver does a better job

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 12-13-2003 07:55:03 AM
Fork.
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 12-13-2003 08:20:28 AM
microwave! if it can't be done in a microwave then I don't want it.

or my indoor grill..

[ 12-13-2003: Message edited by: Jajahotep ]

Azureusu
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posted 12-13-2003 09:10:42 AM
Heat.

Be it flame, electrical, or radiation, nothing beats good old heat to get the job done.

 
can you please fix my title
posted 12-13-2003 11:11:31 AM
I think he ment in the way of pots and pans etc...

the 3 quart pot, its jsut right to cook soup, pasta stew etc etc

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diadem
eet bugz
posted 12-13-2003 11:14:28 AM
microwave
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posted 12-13-2003 11:16:47 AM
I'd have to say my knives. Too much cutting and chopping and the like. Onions, Garlic, Chicken, etc, etc.
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Pancake
posted 12-13-2003 12:48:14 PM
A pot. I live on canned soup.
Tarquinn
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posted 12-13-2003 01:01:03 PM
Not counting forks, I use a pan and my microwave the most.

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[ 12-13-2003: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]

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Skaw
posted 12-13-2003 01:33:03 PM
A George Foreman grill, a teflon skillet, and a microwave.
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posted 12-13-2003 01:38:21 PM
KaLourin
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posted 12-13-2003 01:41:34 PM
when I was single? The phone.
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posted 12-13-2003 02:46:03 PM
Even split between the microwave and my trusty two quart saucepan.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-13-2003 02:50:44 PM
Stove.

I seldom use my microwave anymore.

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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 12-13-2003 03:05:28 PM
Stove.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 12-13-2003 04:23:03 PM
parents. When I have time to cook, I pick oven - I'm a dessert master.
Ares
posted 12-13-2003 04:31:24 PM
My skillet. :3 Perfect for stir fry, BBQ Ranch chicken, pita topping, anything.
Alek
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posted 12-13-2003 05:13:57 PM
Spork
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posted 12-13-2003 05:18:09 PM
probably the big flat-bottomed skilet.
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posted 12-13-2003 05:59:05 PM
Microwave and tongs. I love my tongs. Good for grabbing, flipping, mixing, shaking things to bits, handling hot stuff, slicing (they're sharp tongs), bonking, and prodding to see if it's done yet.


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Pancake
posted 12-15-2003 10:22:28 AM
Most definatly the Microwave. I have a cookbook called 100 Microwave Recipies.
Gydyon
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posted 12-15-2003 10:40:20 AM
What, married people don't cook?
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Elvish Crack Piper
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posted 12-15-2003 10:52:01 AM
Married people can make the other one do it.

I use my parents for cooking

Or a skilet

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 12-15-2003 11:01:28 AM
A large pot.

I use a microwave alot, but that's more for reheating than cooking.

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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 12-15-2003 11:06:44 AM
Truck, micorwave, or phone.

I have gotten lazy with the single life and starting to forget how to really cook, but I have a gas stove so I am motivated now and again to fire it up.

Taeolas
Pancake
posted 12-15-2003 05:15:37 PM
Toaster oven and a knife. I sometimes use the microwave but not often.

Otherwise it's the big pots and pans as well.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-15-2003 05:24:11 PM
quote:
Taeolas thought about the meaning of life:
Toaster oven and a knife. I sometimes use the microwave but not often.

Otherwise it's the big pots and pans as well.


what's with the evil grin? What's so evil about pots and pans?

besides you're not supposed to stick a knife in the toaster oven.

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Malbi
posted 12-15-2003 07:28:40 PM
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Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 12-16-2003 12:05:54 AM
I use my 55 year gauranteed flat bottomed fry pan/pot (good for boiling, baking, and frying!), a spatula, and a Foreman grill the most. The Foreman grill drains the precious fat from my food, but I have found if you put the meat on top and nice grease-absorbing potato products on the bottom it is excellent!
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Toktuk
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posted 12-16-2003 12:16:49 AM
quote:
'Reko Tokah Fang had this to say about (_|_):
The Foreman grill drains the precious fat from my food

I'm still waiting for people to realize that ALL GRILLS DRAIN FAT FROM YOUR FOOD. The George Foreman Grills (Or as I like to call mine, the iGrill) simply drain it off into a little tray so you can go, "Wooooo, look at how much fat I'm not eating."

Not that they aren't fine for grilling, just don't buy one based on their marketing gimic.

-Tok

TaLourin
Pancake
posted 12-16-2003 12:33:23 AM
The most useful thing about the foreman grill..

well, one is the new ones, that plug into a USB port. THAT was a fucking stroke of genius.

but no.. they took a CURLING IRON, make it mostly flat, and renamed it.

Its like making a grilled cheese with an iron. Just make sure to turn the steam off. Or, as I did once, to prove a point.. you can cook a hamburger in a crimping iron. So you see.. those crimpers DID have a valid use after 1992.

Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 12-16-2003 12:38:48 AM
quote:
Toktuk got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:

Not that they aren't fine for grilling, just don't buy one based on their marketing gimic.

-Tok


My mother bought it for me for Christmas last year on the marketing gimic, and I circumvent the marketing gimic.

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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 12-16-2003 08:17:54 AM
quote:
'Reko Tokah Fang had this to say about the Spice Girls:
My mother bought it for me for Christmas last year on the marketing gimic, and I circumvent the marketing gimic.

Geo forman rocks. we have one in the office here, we have burgers every monday, wednesday, friday. Tuesday is skyline day, thursday is chipotlep day.

[ 12-16-2003: Message edited by: Blindy Claus ]

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