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Topic: Is it bad when your FedEx lady knows you by name?
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-10-2003 05:49:42 PM
She comes to the door.. "Hey, guy. It's not from gamestop for once." "Yeah, needed a new soundcard." "Oh, cool on that. See ya later." "Alright, dear. Have a happy holiday." "You too."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-10-2003 05:50:24 PM
Your name isn't guy or dear. Your name is poop.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 12-10-2003 05:51:08 PM
Usually they can look down at the package and know your name.
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Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 12-10-2003 05:53:24 PM
quote:
Verily, Random Insanity Generator doth proclaim:
Usually they can look down at the package and know your name.

Get off the logic train before you hurt someone.

-Tok

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 12-10-2003 05:54:38 PM
quote:
Toktuk had this to say about Pirotess:
Get off the logic train before you hurt someone.

-Tok


But.... but.... it's like Carmageddon, only I have to have the people on the tracks and it lacks the Electro-Bastard Pedestrian Ray...

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 12-10-2003 06:08:23 PM
Means your ordering too much furry porn!

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 12-10-2003 06:21:55 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
Your name isn't guy or dear. Your name is poop.

HE's the one that called HER dear. I think. According to that conversation.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-10-2003 06:34:18 PM
quote:
Khyron obviously shouldn't have said:
HE's the one that called HER dear. I think. According to that conversation.

Bingo. And she always calls me 'guy'.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 12-10-2003 08:16:39 PM
"It's not from gamestop for once" shows she knows you, and no, there is no problem with that. it's a good thing. At work some of my co-workers nicknamed the ups guy "santa" (behind his back, of course). he's a friendly fellow

at home we have PO Boxes so we don't know our mailmen. financial stuff comes partially opened sometimes (I could fit three fingers into my pre-qualified mortgage acceptance envelope, for example) and I get about twice as much mail sent to some lady named Bernice in my box than I do my own. sometimes the jackasses even park in my spot so I don't even have a place to park when I get home from a 30 mile drive of a long day's work until I track down security who tracks down the mailman to get off out my spot. be happy. a friendly mailman/lady is ALWAYS a good thing.

[ 12-10-2003: Message edited by: diadem ]

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-10-2003 08:58:47 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Random Insanity Generator wrote:
But.... but.... it's like Carmageddon, only I have to have the people on the tracks and it lacks the Electro-Bastard Pedestrian Ray...


god i love that thing... second to ping ponging them off building walls with the pedestrian launcher spring thing

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 12-10-2003 09:10:09 PM
You're names not guy.
Skaw
posted 12-10-2003 10:08:43 PM
quote:
Trent had this to say about Tron:
You're names not guy.

It is if you have a friend named Cal.

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 12-10-2003 10:33:02 PM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about Pirotess:
It is if you have a friend named Cal.

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