The Brooding Wild Card - The essence of gritty manliness, must balance out any bishounen tendencies in the Hero Without A Past. May or may not hate the Hero's guts; preferably has a dark secret of some kind, though the magnitude of said secret may vary. Added Bonus--choose your own weapon! Anything capable of dealing out indiscriminate carnage will do! Examples: Vincent Valentine, Seifer Almasy, Amarant Coral, Auron
The Final Fantasy Casting Call
I don't think I agree. =)
The Hero Without A Past - Must have gorgeous hair, blue or green eyes (a mixture is also acceptable), and be proficient in the use of bladed weapons. Instant and unconditional love for the Lovely Heroine a necessity. Must also have at least two of the following: --At least 5 years missing from memory --A dysfunctional relationship with 1 or more Reluctantly Protective Father Figures --A distinct aversion to helping others (must be willing to go through attitude adjustment) Examples: Cloud Strife, Squall Leonhart, Zidane Tribal, Tidus
I think it's retarded. Especially since it used Zidane and Tidus as examples. [ 12-06-2003: Message edited by: Zeke the Final Fencer ]
The Reluctantly Protective Father Figure - Are you good with kids? It doesn't matter, because you'll be caring for them anyway! Cuss at them, abandon them, beat them, or verbally abuse them; it's okay, since they'll be trapped in a love/hate relationship with you no matter what. (Those under the age of 30 need not apply.) Examples: Cid Highwind, Laguna Loire, Baku, Jecht
Laguna segments were the best part of FF8 
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Zeke the Final Fencer's account was hax0red to write:
Oooh so I don't use the stuff in the litle text box talking about if you wanted to put it on a site?
That's for putting it on a site using normal HTML, we get the ever wonderful UBB code.
... Fuck Wakka
[ 12-06-2003: Message edited by: Dspot ]
The Peculiar Sidekick - If people frequently ask you what on earth you are, this is the job for you! "Unique" in appearance and personality, you'll add a little non-human flavor to the party. After all, variety is the spice of life! An ability to speak in rhymes, riddles, or a strange dialect is preferred. Personality must fit into one of two types: either the Wise Philosopher or the Total Nutcase. Examples: Cait Sith, Red XIII, Quina Quen, Kimahri
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Niklas was listening to Cher while typing:Arse.
Ditto.
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Niklas had this to say about Robocop:Arse.
the same is me
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Skaw had this to say about Pirotess:
Lolololololol Sakkra got Wakka cause their names are similiar.
The Capable Lady - The foil to the helpless Lovely Heroine and childish Girlish Sidekick, this job is the essence of "empowered woman". Must be able to beat down huge crowds of drooling fanboys singlehandedly and look like a million bucks doing it. Required to establish some kind of relationship with either Hero Without A Past or Wacky Male Comic Relief. Must provide own cans of whoopa$$; canopener available on request. Examples: Tifa Lockhart, Quistis Trepe, Beatrix, Lulu
The Lovely Heroine - Required: brunette hair, heart-shaped face, sweet smile. Must have basic knowledge of White Magic (on-the-job training will be provided). Must also be willing to gradually fall in love with the Hero Without A Past. CAUTION: There is a guarantee of near-death experiences inherent in this job, with a 1-in-4 chance of actually dying. You have been warned. Examples: Aeris Gainsborough, Rinoa Heartilly, Princess Garnet Til Alexandros, Yuna
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Skaw wrote this stupid crap:The Reluctantly Protective Father Figure - Are you good with kids? It doesn't matter, because you'll be caring for them anyway! Cuss at them, abandon them, beat them, or verbally abuse them; it's okay, since they'll be trapped in a love/hate relationship with you no matter what. (Those under the age of 30 need not apply.) Examples: Cid Highwind, Laguna Loire, Baku, Jecht
Laguna segments were the best part of FF8
The Spunky Girlchild
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Big sparkly eyes and an extremely cutesy fashion sense required; adorable hairstyle and low tolerance for sugar preferred. Must think the Hero Without A Past is the hottest thing since sliced bread; however, said crush is not required to go past the puppy-love stage.
Job Hazards--Sorry, but if your home hasn't been attacked and/or destroyed yet, sooner or later it will be.
Examples: Yuffie Kisaragi, Selphie, Eiko Carroll, Rikku
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
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Quoth Niklas:
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Skaw thought about the meaning of life:The Reluctantly Protective Father Figure - Are you good with kids? It doesn't matter, because you'll be caring for them anyway! Cuss at them, abandon them, beat them, or verbally abuse them; it's okay, since they'll be trapped in a love/hate relationship with you no matter what. (Those under the age of 30 need not apply.) Examples: Cid Highwind, Laguna Loire, Baku, Jecht
Laguna segments were the best part of FF8
Laguna and Cid are the best.
I detected a lack of spellcaster options in the quiz, though. Where was my option to thermonuclear-blast the critter that jumped out from behind the boulder? Or the option to raise the kid in the first question's family from the dead and send him on his way? This is bias against black mages.
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Niklas had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
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ACES! Another post by Niklas:
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A sleep deprived Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stammered:
Laguna and Cid are the best.
Indeed, FF8 might've been great if it was about Laguna and his crew
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Skaw impressed everyone with:
Indeed, FF8 might've been great if it was about Laguna and his crew
Hell Yes
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I expected to be the father figure...
The Peculiar Sidekick - If people frequently ask you what on earth you are, this is the job for you! "Unique" in appearance and personality, you'll add a little non-human flavor to the party. After all, variety is the spice of life! An ability to speak in rhymes, riddles, or a strange dialect is preferred. Personality must fit into one of two types: either the Wise Philosopher or the Total Nutcase. Examples: Cait Sith, Red XIII, Quina Quen, Kimahri
Umm, WTF?
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Hello Cuthy impressed everyone with:
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Why am I always a woman on these things?
At least your not a peculiar sidekick, am I a guy or a girl? Who knows.
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This insanity brought to you by Aury:The Brooding Wild Card - The essence of gritty manliness, must balance out any bishounen tendencies in the Hero Without A Past. May or may not hate the Hero's guts; preferably has a dark secret of some kind, though the magnitude of said secret may vary. Added Bonus--choose your own weapon! Anything capable of dealing out indiscriminate carnage will do! Examples: Vincent Valentine, Seifer Almasy, Amarant Coral, Auron
Fits me fine.
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Sakkra enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
The Wacky Male Comic Relief - Athletic types preferred, although those who are simply hilarously out of shape will be considered. Required: At least 2 of the following: --Obsession with being tough and/or cool. --Amusing arrogance/holier-than-thou attitude (will be stomped to bits by end of game) --Funny accent/speech patterns Examples: Barrett, Zell Dincht, Captain Adelbert Steiner, Wakka
... Fuck Wakka
This makes me cool, ya?
