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Aaron (the good one)
posted 11-10-2003 05:33:19 PM
Hey baby, why don't we go bowling and you can show me your 7 10 split?
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 11-10-2003 05:43:10 PM
Nice shoes.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-10-2003 05:46:29 PM
I play EverQuest. My character is a gnome.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 11-10-2003 05:49:27 PM
Hey baby, wanna fuck?
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 11-10-2003 05:56:25 PM
You remind me of a bass - I don't know whether to mount or eat you!
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-10-2003 06:05:09 PM
Is that shirt felt? *grabs a tit* It is now!
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 11-10-2003 06:06:15 PM
Do you believe in love at first sight? I can walk by again if you want.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 11-10-2003 06:06:40 PM
Were your parents bakers? 'Cause you've got nice buns.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 11-10-2003 06:10:25 PM
sigtest

You must be tired, because you've been walking through my mind all day long.

I get up in the evening, and I ain't got nothing to say.
I come home in the morning, and I go to bed feeling the same way.
I ain't nothing but tired.
Man, I'm just tired and bored with myself.

[ 11-10-2003: Message edited by: Black ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 11-10-2003 06:13:53 PM
Hey baby, legs is the word of the day. You wanna go home and spread the word?
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 11-10-2003 06:15:37 PM
If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 11-10-2003 06:17:30 PM
Are you an angel from heaven? 'Cause you've got nice cans.
From Futurama of course.
My two favorite things are committment, and changing myself.
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 11-10-2003 06:23:35 PM
How about an entire song filled with only bad pickup lines?

quote:
I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt

Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear

I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms
What I'm tryin' to say is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you'd like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in

Stop, drop and roll now
'Cause baby, you're on fire
I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet

Say, has anyone ever told you
You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too

I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Uh huh

I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can tell me truthfully
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?

There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To desribe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face

Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom
Because I ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
Girl, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Because Jamaican me crazy (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
repeat x3

[ 11-10-2003: Message edited by: Kegwen ]

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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-10-2003 06:24:31 PM
Who needs a six pack, *holds gut* when you can have a keg?!?
Rinaka of Malfurion
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diadem
eet bugz
posted 11-10-2003 06:32:20 PM
Hey baby, where have you been all my life?
hiding from you

If I told you you had a nice body would you have sex with me?
I already have one asshole down my pants, I don't need two

[Quagmire]Forgive me for pointing[/Quagmire]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[ 11-10-2003: Message edited by: diadem ]

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 11-10-2003 06:39:50 PM
hay baby, are your pants a mirror?, casue ic an see myself in htem!

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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D Spot
Pancake
posted 11-10-2003 06:45:36 PM
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
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Burger
BANNED!
posted 11-10-2003 07:03:40 PM
lick your finger, then press it against her shirt.

"let's get you out of those wet clothes"

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 11-10-2003 07:03:46 PM
Hey, wanna play lion? You get on all fours and I feed you the meat?

Want to play house? You can be the back door and I can slam you all night long.

My love for you is like diareha(sp?) it's a constant flow.

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

I don't know. I use to have alot, that's all we ever do at lunch is use pick up lines on eachother.

"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 11-10-2003 07:09:31 PM
Hay babe wut's goin on in these pants



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
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"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

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Broadzilla
Pancake
posted 11-10-2003 07:11:18 PM
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Hey baby! Good at math? How about we add a bed, subtract some clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

"I like lesbians with a giddy delight. If I had my own pair, I'd jack off every night."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
"There are easier things in life then finding a good guy like nailing Jell-0 to a tree."

[T E C H N O D R O M E] // [E R I N E Y ' S M I N D]

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Cass
Pancake
posted 11-10-2003 07:20:16 PM
quote:
Kegwen had this to say about Knight Rider:
Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy

.....

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 11-10-2003 07:44:26 PM
I wish I could re-arrange the alphabet so I could put U and I together.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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D Spot
Pancake
posted 11-10-2003 07:52:44 PM
So, you're a girl huh?
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Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 11-10-2003 08:03:58 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Dspot wrote:
So, you're a girl huh?

"How old are you?"
"16"
"18 huh? You're first!"
"Mom!"
"I like where this is going!"

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 11-10-2003 08:04:18 PM
Hey baby, you look pretty good in those pants.. I think you'd look better if I were in them too.

variation of mogs post.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Ares
posted 11-10-2003 08:24:02 PM
Nice legs. Let's go upstairs to spread the word.

I heard that milk was good for a body.. But damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 11-10-2003 09:09:03 PM
That dress looks great on you, but you'd look better without it.
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 11-10-2003 10:25:15 PM
nice truck, wanna fuck?

are those space pants cause you're ass is out of this world!

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 11-10-2003 10:28:02 PM
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place for pizza and a fuck?
*gets slapped*
What's the matter, don't like pizza?

[ 11-10-2003: Message edited by: Zaile Ronso ]

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

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Puggy
Pancake
posted 11-11-2003 12:59:24 AM
We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why don't you just come along peacefully?
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 11-11-2003 01:04:37 AM
I am a rocket man, you know. Can I help you jettison your pants?
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TaLourin
Pancake
posted 11-11-2003 01:07:02 AM
quote:
Zaile Ronso obviously shouldn't have said:
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place for pizza and a fuck?
*gets slapped*
What's the matter, don't like pizza?

Wanna go back to my place for some egg salad and tonsil hockey?

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Steven Steve
posted 11-11-2003 02:27:11 AM
I have a longsword +2. All I'm missing is a sheath.
Come back to my dungeon and I'll show you my magic missile!

you guys are so cool

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 11-11-2003 02:56:50 PM
The question is...

How many people here have actually used a pick-up line?

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Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 11-11-2003 03:10:46 PM
Hi! My name is milk - I'll do your body good.
"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-11-2003 03:25:31 PM
quote:
Sakkra stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
That dress looks great on you, but you'd look better without it.

You messed it up. It's supposed to be "That dress looks great on you, but it would look better crumpled on my bedroom floor."

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Cresent
Pancake
posted 11-11-2003 07:49:56 PM
I could sing for you, God just didn't give me the talent.
"This world is made of Love and Peace"
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Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 11-11-2003 08:23:02 PM
quote:
Pesco had this to say about Pirotess:
The question is...

How many people here have actually used a pick-up line?

Well, y'see, I wasn't actually trying to pick the girl up... so it doesn't count, right?

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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 11-11-2003 10:21:46 PM
quote:
Pesco stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
The question is...

How many people here have actually used a pick-up line?

I have. Didn't work well.

"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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