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Topic: Um.. Drysart... I hope you don't mind. I.. um.. stole your joke...
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 11-05-2003 04:02:11 AM
Gork
Pancake
posted 11-05-2003 05:53:09 AM
lol... Define "Agony"...

[ 11-05-2003: Message edited by: Gork ]

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Sean
posted 11-05-2003 09:32:25 AM
And you made it unfunny.

I hope he's furious.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 11-05-2003 02:51:10 PM
quote:
Kennatsu stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Pr0nCrest



Didn't you already post this?

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-05-2003 03:04:48 PM
quote:
ToastedFritters had this to say about John Romero:
Didn't you already post this?

This is a differnt comic than the penis-headed woman one.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Steven Steve
posted 11-06-2003 12:09:03 AM
Wait... A lightsaber metaphorically depicted as a penis? Why, this has only been done a million times since Spaceballs!

Nice... Anatomy though, haha

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Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 11-06-2003 01:05:05 AM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Wait... A lightsaber metaphorically depicted as a penis? Why, this has only been done a million times since Spaceballs!

Nice... Anatomy though, haha


True, but how many of those "lightsabers" ever got broken?

Sean
posted 11-06-2003 01:10:14 AM
quote:
Kennatsu had this to say about John Romero:
True, but how many of those "lightsabers" ever got broken?

None, because it isn't funny.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 11-06-2003 06:06:56 PM
Thats retarded, sorry.

"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 11-06-2003 06:40:42 PM
OK, I still don't get it...

I am not a star wars nut, but what jedi type action would result in that? I assume the point of the joke is he does something jedi-ish with his lightsabre that results in the 'breaking'. Damned if I know what it is though

Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 11-06-2003 07:43:17 PM
You might as well have said "oops, I broke my penis" without the whole pointless lightsaber reference.

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Sean
posted 11-06-2003 07:49:30 PM
quote:
Azeroth™ had this to say about (_|_):
You might as well have said "oops, I broke my penis" without the whole pointless lightsaber reference.

Exactly.

When you reference pop culture (in this case, Simpsons and Star Wars) there's a limit to how far you can take it.

You can make an "I broke my Wookie" joke, or a lightsaber penis joke, but you just can't combine them as-is. It just isn't funny.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 11-06-2003 07:51:10 PM
what
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 11-06-2003 07:51:23 PM
Wow.... I'm impressed with the asshole level in here... Why not just ask Kenn to stop drawing or something? It would be less abusive.

As for the joke, I got a bit of a chuckle out of it... Mainly because I keep thinking of star wars geeks really doing the lightsaber sound as they wave their wangs around. It's the absurdness of it that's amusing.

And yes, Spaceballs basically did it first. They didn't break it though, just fgot them twisted.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-06-2003 07:53:03 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about John Romero:
Wow.... I'm impressed with the asshole level in here... Why not just ask Kenn to stop drawing or something? It would be less abusive.

It wasn't funny. People said so without being an asshole.

Smurfville is over. Quit thinking that speaking an opinion means being cruel and malicious.

Sean
posted 11-06-2003 07:56:21 PM
Mort did it last time, RIG.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 11-06-2003 08:30:53 PM
Too bad that kind of stuff is against the Jedi code =x
Maradon!
posted 11-06-2003 08:35:56 PM
I thought it was pretty funny :\
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 11-06-2003 08:37:00 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about John Romero:
I thought it was pretty funny :\
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Maradon!
posted 11-06-2003 09:01:10 PM
besides, the idea behind porncrest isn't to laugh, it's to jerk off.

Which I did!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-06-2003 10:54:55 PM
Ehhhh...

I'm gonna have to call on "If you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all" here.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 11-06-2003 10:56:23 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Maradon! said:
besides, the idea behind porncrest isn't to laugh, it's to jerk off.

Which I did!


You jerked off to a guy breaking his cock?

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Maradon!
posted 11-06-2003 10:58:11 PM
quote:
Zephyer Kyuukaze had this to say about pies:
You jerked off to a guy breaking his cock?

Yup!

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 11-06-2003 10:59:52 PM
And I thought I was kinky.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Archer-Penguin
Pancake
posted 11-06-2003 11:21:35 PM
What is that comic?

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