Now... Which methods would you use to mess with their minds?
How old are they?
It's too much effort to mess with their minds. 
edit: BM beat me to it wtf >;[ [ 09-23-2003: Message edited by: Kegwen ]
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leckzilla! had this to say about John Romero:
Either of the above.How old are they?
7th graders = 12-13
And I coulda sworn I had that option on, but somehow it got turned off. Ffft.
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Moon Song impressed everyone with:
It's pretty hard to mess with them, because no matter what you say, they just reply with "lol ur gay!!~"
I had the same proplem back in ninth grade when my girfriend lef tme for a sixth grader, liek ahlf the city was iming me all U R GAY!!!!!!!!
1. Pretend to be your sister, answering for you. Be like "omg hes not home omg hihi wanna go mall?" This works best if you can use their names, but if you can't, just excuse yourself with, "omg hes back gg bye~"
2. Take it as a compliment. "omg ur gay~" "Thank you, I've been working out." Or, "omg ur gay~" "Always good to have a sunny disposition 
"
3. Talk in philosophical statements. This really screws with some people.
girls are ninnies
LOLZ
Failing that, run multiple copies of AIM and warn them to 100%.
Or just copy and paste everything they say right back to them. Eventually it will annoy them enough to stop.
afk, gotta take a piss in accordance with prophecy.
And then of course you can just type, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT'S HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!"
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Justaris obviously shouldn't have said:
Failing that, run multiple copies of AIM and warn them to 100%.
This is the way to go.
Linking them to the pictures suggested would be a Bad Thing. They are very much NOT kid safe.
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Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Duck Tales:
This is the way to go.Linking them to the pictures suggested would be a Bad Thing. They are very much NOT kid safe.
wouldn't that be the point of the pics?
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This insanity brought to you:
Go to each of their houses and take a dump on the doorstep.
Take slippers, a bathrobe, and the morning newspaper.
Wave and smile at passing pedestrians, greet them with a hearty "Good morning!".
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leetaxx0r's fortune cookie read:
wouldn't that be the point of the pics?
Ah, no. One of the thing kids seem to be particularly good at is telling their parents things, and eventually all that negativity would find it's way back to my mother figure, thus getting me in monkey-loads of trouble. Which would not be good.
Most of the time I just say that I'm death, and that works fairly well.
And Nae, I'm a girl, lol. ^_^;; [ 09-23-2003: Message edited by: Moon Song ]
quote:Well in that case, the solution is simple... Nae is right. Every time they call you gay, you must immediately ask them out on a date.
Roll the dice to see if Moon Song is getting drunk!
And Nae, I'm a girl, lol. ^_^;;
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Nicole impressed everyone with:
Post their screennames so the terrors of EC can wreck their little minds.
Yeah, just give their names to me.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Ford Prefect wrote:
Well in that case, the solution is simple... Nae is right. Every time they call you gay, you must immediately ask them out on a date.
What Ford said..
They are calling you gay, so obviously they have a crush on you.
