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Aury

My hair is a deadly weapon

posted 08-22-2003 01:24:09 AM

... click.

The freakin' URL says it all.

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JooJooFlop

Hungry Hungry Hippo

posted 08-22-2003 01:27:38 AM

I think that's about as tasteful you can sell a product with a name like Butt Balm.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."

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Valso the WhiteDragon

Pancake

posted 08-22-2003 01:54:51 AM

I hope that doesn't give me nightmares when I go to bed soon.

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JooJooFlop

Hungry Hungry Hippo

posted 08-22-2003 01:56:18 AM

quote:
This one time, at Valso the WhiteDragon camp:
I hope that doesn't give me nightmares when I go to bed soon.

What's so scary about Butt Balm?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."

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Maradon!

posted 08-22-2003 02:03:28 AM

They need a jingle to play on the radio!

~\o "OOoh Butt Balm! Butt Balm!
For diaper rash, bed sores and decubitus ulcers iiiit's
Butt Balm! It's Butt Balm!
A cure for many skin ailments and sports generated skin irritations has been sold by Commiskey's Pharmacy in Greenwood, Indiana (IN) for over 50 years!

Butt BAAAAAAAALM!!!!" ~\o

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Valso the WhiteDragon

Pancake

posted 08-22-2003 02:04:08 AM

quote:
JooJooFlop spewed forth this undeniable truth:
What's so scary about Butt Balm?

Between the name, the site and just eatting some fried rice for my dinner... Something didn't settle well.

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Valso the WhiteDragon

Pancake

posted 08-22-2003 02:05:33 AM

quote:
Maradon! had this to say about the Spice Girls:
They need a jingle to play on the radio!
~\o "OOoh Butt Balm! Butt Balm!
For diaper rash, bed sores and decubitus ulcers iiiit's
Butt Balm! It's Butt Balm!
A cure for many skin ailments and sports generated skin irritations has been sold by Commiskey's Pharmacy in Greenwood, Indiana (IN) for over 50 years!
Butt BAAAAAAAALM!!!!" ~\o

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