Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
Actually, I love horses too! That's why I killed it quickly
I'd like to learn to ride one.
Ozius
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. Ed.
People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this.
I am Mister Ed.
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This one time, at Ozimander camp:
I'd like to learn to ride one.
omg zoophile 
Ass.
Ozius
I want a pony for Christmas!
I'm getting a pony for Christmas.
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
A secondary lesson was that Icelandic Ponies are a tad bit omnivorous. Ever seen a pony eat cat food and a ham sandwich?
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From the book of Aury, chapter 3, verse 16:
omg zoophile
Nonono. You're thinking of Catherine the Great, not Ozzy the Great.
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Amber spewed forth this undeniable truth:
You all know you want a PUPPY instead of a stink ol' pony. I will tell you from person experience, horses are pains in the ass.
omg zoophile
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Addy had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I want a kitty.
It's name is Oreo.
you. i wuz kidding.
We, however, own cats. [ 08-20-2003: Message edited by: Niklas ]
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Emily had this to say:
I want a horse
How fortunate, because I'm hung li-- Mortious is dragged away by the police.
Honestly, if it's a well-trained horse, the 'learning' you'd need to know can be obtained in two minutes, if that.
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Callalron probably says this to all the girls:
What the hell is it with women and horses? Honestly, I don't get it.
I'm not even gonna say it.
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Callalron was naked while typing this:
What the hell is it with women and horses? Honestly, I don't get it.
I love horses! ^.^
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Callalron had this to say about (_|_):
Bravo for you. But that doesn't answer my question.
Maybe it has to do with the old imagery of high-born ladies riding pure white steeds back in years gone by.
I just love the sheer beauty of equines. They are graceful yet powerful, gentle yet spirited. ^.^
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Callalron was listening to Cher while typing:
What the hell is it with women and horses? Honestly, I don't get it.
Well, symbolicly speaking, there's the fact that horses (stallions, to be exact) are something of a phalic symbol. Then, there's how you sit on them. Legs spread, with a phalic symbol between them.
As far as the reality, there's the fact that horse riding does create some interesting sensations. Some people (not just women) like that. And then, there's the fact that some horses are just fun to be around.
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Aury had this to say about Cuba:
omg zoophile
Who's the furry here. 
you too Aury.
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Jens farted, then typed this through the tears:
I'll give you guys a hint: The term "hung like a horse" didn't come from nowhere!
So basically you're saying that they only want to ride stallions with 18-inch horse cocks. Well, duh. Who doesn't?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Puggy the Squirrel stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
We have three horses. Wanna buy one?
omg yaes!!! What kind, how many hands high, how much?!
of course I'm kidding. I live in the middle of a city, and no way in hell I could afford boarding fees.
