Look upon me and despair.
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This one time, at Paccione camp:
I demand you abstain from alcohal for 1 month.
When pigs fly, hell freezes over, and Drysart runs for President.
And even then, it's only a 25% chance that I'd abstain for a week.
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So quoth Mr. Parcelan:
When pigs fly, hell freezes over, and Drysart runs for President.And even then, it's only a 25% chance that I'd abstain for a week.
I would think that would cause you to drink more...
You cannot drink that till you're 50.
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Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
When pigs fly, hell freezes over, and Drysart runs for President.And even then, it's only a 25% chance that I'd abstain for a week.
You're an alcoholic.
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Kahuna Ryuu obviously shouldn't have said:
You're an alcoholic.
An alcoholic wouldn't blow 200 dollars on a bottle of whiskey. He'd beg for some wine in an alley.
No, my friends, when an alcoholic spends a lot of money, he becomes a CONNESSIEUR...or whatever the French call it.
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Mr. Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
An alcoholic wouldn't blow 200 dollars on a bottle of whiskey. He'd beg for some wine in an alley.No, my friends, when an alcoholic spends a lot of money, he becomes a CONNESSIEUR...or whatever the French call it.
connoisseur
Close!
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Kahuna Ryuu had this to say about pies:
Why does it cost so much?
Because it is the king of whiskeys.
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Kahuna Ryuu stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Still there are a lot better things you can spend 200 dollars on than a bottle of whiskey with a pretty box.
You done best stop yo' crazy talk!
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Kahuna Ryuu had this to say about dark elf butts:
Still there are a lot better things you can spend 200 dollars on than a bottle of whiskey with a pretty box.
Yeah, you could buy a glass of Louis XIII!
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Kahuna Ryuu thought about the meaning of life:
Still there are a lot better things you can spend 200 dollars on than a bottle of whiskey with a pretty box.
Depends where your values are at.
You could buy a pimp-ass gravity pump, but I'd call you an imbecile for it, because I like my whiskey. It's also a link to my non-existant Scottish heritage!
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Mr. Parcelan impressed everyone with:
Depends where your values are at.You could buy a pimp-ass gravity pump, but I'd call you an imbecile for it, because I like my whiskey. It's also a link to my non-existant Scottish heritage!
Irish Whiskey, bah.
why, oh why can't I ever be so blessed? Sure, black label is nice, as is 18 year glennfidditch, but BLUE!!!
fucker
by the way, do your parents need another son?
No, Really. Bite me.
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Check out the big brain on Azrael Heavenblade!
Heh, after spending that much on it, are you actually going to drink it, or just keep it around to remind you of how uber you are to possess a bottle?
I have no idea.
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Mr. Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
I have no idea.
My grandpa has lots of old bottles of expensive liquor that he keeps just to have around.
I'd say keep it as a trophy or some shit like that. Makes a nice decoration for a bedroom/kitchen too. 
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If only Mr. Parcelan hadn't said this:
I have no idea.
By the way, If you take that to college with you, and don't either lock it up or hide it really really really fucking well, i'll shoot you myself.
The problem with alcohol that expensive, is that you never find a situation that is actually worthy of drinking it.
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Absolut Blindy had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
By the way, If you take that to college with you, and don't either lock it up or hide it really really really fucking well, i'll shoot you myself.
Haha, no. No way in hell is this leaving my house.
