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Pancake
posted 08-05-2003 12:57:01 AM
Im not here
I took the road less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963)
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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 08-05-2003 12:57:51 AM
That must mean your god....


*dunks you in a vat of acid.*

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Pancake
posted 08-05-2003 01:02:25 AM
*counter dunks Y.O.T.G. in a vat of molten lead*
I took the road less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963)
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Razor
posted 08-05-2003 01:03:13 AM
NOOOOOO not another nul.... Hello anyways
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 08-05-2003 01:18:16 AM
Another newbie, how many is that within the past week? At least 5 or 6.
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-05-2003 01:22:54 AM
*Carbon Freezes the noob and put its for sale in a brothel.*

How many noobs did Drysart want before he would re-put up the banned parcelans account "noob guide" back up?

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Pancake
posted 08-05-2003 01:23:14 AM
quote:
Bummey the Fool's fortune cookie read:
Another newbie, how many is that within the past week? At least 5 or 6.

I'll 'newbie' you, you damn good-for-nothing whipper-snapper.

I took the road less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963)
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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 08-05-2003 01:44:29 AM
We have a feisty one...

Hi! Welcome to EC!

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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-05-2003 02:06:04 AM
Don't talk to us like you know us.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-05-2003 02:10:18 AM
quote:
How.... Null content.... uughhhhhh:
I'll 'newbie' you, you damn good-for-nothing whipper-snapper.

Scum-licking, boot-kissing, dirt-eating, oral-giving, pig-snorting n00b.

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Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-05-2003 03:51:21 AM
Someone say oral giving?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 08-05-2003 03:56:13 AM
^^^^


Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-05-2003 08:36:44 AM
This one has spirit. Good. They like that.

(*drops the already carbon-frozen Null content into the center of the volcano, and closes the pressure cooker lid over it*)

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 08-05-2003 10:41:36 AM
this one'll fit in just fine it seems

yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-05-2003 10:46:14 AM
Why does it seem like that?
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Suddar
posted 08-05-2003 10:48:01 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Gydfather!
Why does it seem like that?

because we love noobs ;((((((

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-05-2003 10:50:30 AM
<hands out t-shirts reading "Protect the Endangered N00b! Give a hoot, don't /kill and /loot!">

^.^

Hiyas new person! Welcome to EC! Have a cookie! <hands Null a cookie>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 08-05-2003 11:33:22 AM
I like this one
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-05-2003 11:35:56 AM
*pokes the n00b with a stick*
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Puggy
Pancake
posted 08-05-2003 12:03:32 PM
Hello there newb. I am Jennifer. Nice to meet you.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-05-2003 12:04:03 PM
Salutations.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-05-2003 12:07:42 PM
Hola.

What are you doing, Dave?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Pancake
posted 08-05-2003 01:06:10 PM
Care to try again sparky?
Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-05-2003 01:19:34 PM
quote:
Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while Katrinity gently hums:
<hands out t-shirts reading "Protect the Endangered N00b! Give a hoot, don't /kill and /loot!">

^.^

Hiyas new person! Welcome to EC! Have a cookie! <hands Null a cookie>

I laffed.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-05-2003 06:33:10 PM
I rescind my previous statement, and replace it with the following:

quote:

Hi.

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Pancake
posted 08-05-2003 09:33:07 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and /dev/null was all like:
Care to try again sparky?

Indeed.

I took the road less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963)
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Emil
Hypersensitive; Beware of Hurt Feelings
posted 08-05-2003 09:39:41 PM
Hey Null, welcome.
From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right. – Samuel Butler
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-05-2003 10:00:51 PM
Greetings, mortal! Bow beneath the iron heel of The Scourge!
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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 08-05-2003 10:01:56 PM
Welcome to the jungle we've got fun and games, some where around here...
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Ares
posted 08-05-2003 10:41:51 PM
Rawr! :3 Hello, nice to meet you. ^.^
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Harenncof
Pancake
posted 08-05-2003 11:51:35 PM
Wow, I just read all the posts, it's strange how these topics acctually stray from the topic...
...whatever that means...

"Great minds think alike, stupid minds don't think at all" -Me
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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 08-06-2003 12:01:50 AM
quote:
Ares had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
:3

Is that supposed to be one of those ass faces from star wars? Ponda Baba?

[ 08-06-2003: Message edited by: Bummey the Fool ]

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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-06-2003 12:14:44 AM
Hello. You will find very few people here are kind. Don't bother enjoying your stay.

Something something.

Ozius

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-06-2003 03:04:52 AM
quote:
Janus. wrote this stupid crap:
Welcome to the jungle we've got fun and games, some where around here...

Yah, but we're missing most of the parts. Someone spent all the Monopoly money on ale and whores, and carved boobies onto the chess queens.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Suddar
posted 08-06-2003 03:16:24 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Bummey the Fool wrote:
Is that supposed to be one of those ass faces from star wars? Ponda Baba?

She's a friendly little barber with her scissors in her hand o/`
:3

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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 08-06-2003 03:26:06 AM
Be a jerk please, EC needs more assholes. That way nobody can say we're full of shit.

Welcome to EC!

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Suddar
posted 08-06-2003 03:28:46 AM
We have 6102 assholes, to be exact.
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Harenncof
Pancake
posted 08-06-2003 02:21:48 PM
...I hope someday peace will be brought to this land, and the assholes will jump in harmony and peace...
Having said that I will now be flamed by the 6000 some assholes...

"Great minds think alike, stupid minds don't think at all" -Me
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