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Topic: There's a bat in my house.
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 07-18-2003 11:40:58 PM
It's flying around the room. I am safely sitting under my computer desk.

Get it out, plz . . .

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Oh shi...
what
posted 07-18-2003 11:41:50 PM
Get Catwoman
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-18-2003 11:42:09 PM
Bats are just mice with wings.

Get a playstation controller.

Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 07-18-2003 11:43:54 PM
I used to get bats in my old house all the time. Catch it (they don't actually bite people very often, and chances are the thing will be fucking petrified of you and will try to fly away) with a tupperware container or something, and let it outside.
"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Goma
Pancake
posted 07-18-2003 11:44:32 PM
Just open a window and shoo it out, its only a bat.

Id keep it, but I wouldnt know how to feed a bat, or tame it. And it might want to go home, so just let it out. Like I said, its only a bat

Sean
posted 07-18-2003 11:44:33 PM
Tennis racket.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 07-18-2003 11:45:33 PM
It didn't like me slapping it with a fly swatter, eek, I think it's after meeeeeee
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

nem-x
posted 07-18-2003 11:46:47 PM
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-18-2003 11:47:27 PM
Careful. Bats are known carriers of rabies.

At least the blood-sucking ones are.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 07-18-2003 11:48:31 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Tennis racket.

I bet they'd explode if you liberally applied some birdshot to them.

Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 07-18-2003 11:53:23 PM
Bats kick ass. Don't hurt it, it is probably just a fruit bat or something. Did you try opening a window and putting some fruit slices outside or something? It's worth trying, anyways.
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 07-18-2003 11:54:44 PM
Let it nest in your hair.
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 07-18-2003 11:56:29 PM
quote:
Tegadil spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Let it nest in your hair.


WHAT?!?!?!?

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-18-2003 11:57:33 PM
NSFW in any degree.

Be careful, the bat may be in there for a REASON...



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-18-2003 11:58:20 PM
quote:
Arrenn Lightblade got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Bats kick ass. Don't hurt it, it is probably just a fruit bat or something. Did you try opening a window and putting some fruit slices outside or something? It's worth trying, anyways.

Says the guy with the "BATS spelled backwards is STAB" sig .



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 07-19-2003 12:00:25 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Nicole wrote:
NSFW in any degree.

Be careful, the bat may be in there for a REASON...


I bet you'd explode if I liberally applied some birdshot to you.

Grendel
Pancake
posted 07-19-2003 12:06:48 AM
quote:
Ocyrrhoe Trazere had this to say about Tron:
I used to get bats in my old house all the time. Catch it (they don't actually bite people very often, and chances are the thing will be fucking petrified of you and will try to fly away) with a tupperware container or something, and let it outside.

Thats what my dad does, bats aren't bad it fun to watch them fly around and look for food. Although one time my dad did impale one on a ski pole as it was flying, that was pretty cool though.

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 07-19-2003 12:07:38 AM
Make bat soup.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-19-2003 12:18:57 AM
I had that problem once. Two bats crawling around in my drop ceiling. Just wait for them to land somewhere and throw a shirt over them, carry the bundle outside and let them escape.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 07-19-2003 12:24:53 AM
I wonder if you can use rice on bats and get the bird effect...that would be awesome.
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 07-19-2003 12:27:58 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Miss Amber B.!
I wonder if you can use rice on bats and get the bird effect...that would be awesome.

Huh?

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 07-19-2003 12:33:31 AM
quote:
OtakuPenguin spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Huh?

Bird + Rice = *Bird sees rice, goes, "omfg rice", eats it* = KABOOM!@*#$

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 07-19-2003 12:36:50 AM
Alkaseltzer works good too. Take it to the beach, feed it to the Seagulls. hee hee.
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 07-19-2003 01:04:09 AM
Hug the bat. Bats are nice and friendly. ^___^
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-19-2003 01:09:03 AM
quote:
OtakuPenguin had this to say about Captain Planet:
Huh?

Birds can't burp.

Cebreu
Pancake
posted 07-19-2003 01:10:59 AM
You know, everytime I see a bat or a bird in close proximity I think of the time in survival school my instructor was teaching us what to do to prepare animals if we caught them. When the subjects of birds came up, the recommended method of capture is a piece of line with a baited hook on the end, which you then throw in the air in front of the bird. Why that? Because after you hook the bird, you've got a bird kite! Once done with the evening's entertainment, you simply do what you have to and now youve got a meal. It's like dinner and a movie.
Maradon!
posted 07-19-2003 01:30:40 AM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Ocyrrhoe Trazere booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Bird + Rice = *Bird sees rice, goes, "omfg rice", eats it* = KABOOM!@*#$

Actually that's not true.

[ 07-19-2003: Message edited by: Bill ]

Kermitov
Pancake
posted 07-19-2003 02:02:40 AM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Knight Rider:
Tennis racket.

It's funny you should say that.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 07-19-2003 02:37:22 AM
Not sure what to tell you about the bat. But there was a cockroach in my shower. Ugggghhh. *shudder*
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 07-19-2003 03:35:43 AM
quote:
Veruca Salt Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Not sure what to tell you about the bat. But there was a cockroach in my shower. UgggghhhYAY. *shudder*
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-19-2003 03:36:22 AM
Is there a gas leak in your house, Alek?
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 07-19-2003 03:39:42 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan probably says this to all the girls:
Is there a gas leak in your house, Alek?

No dude... we have a pet rooster and my dog chased it in my bathroom, my parents closed the door to my bathroom without knowing it and so right now I opened it up and the cock just burst out of the room.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 07-19-2003 03:40:42 AM
quote:
How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
Is there a gas leak in your house, Alek?

Oh yeah, and you're a douche bag .

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-19-2003 03:42:55 AM
So...what, have you been eating rubber cement?
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 07-19-2003 03:43:56 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
So...what, have you been eating rubber cement?

Guns don't kill people, mario van peebles!

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-19-2003 03:44:53 AM
quote:
Alek Saege Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Guns don't kill people, mario van peebles!

Parents have been beating and starving you again?

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 07-19-2003 03:47:51 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
Parents have been beating and starving you again?

I think so Parce, but if they called them sad meals the kids wouldn't buy them.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 07-19-2003 03:52:21 AM
Just open the window and it'll fly out eventually.

Poor thing is more afraid of you than you are of it.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Peter
Pancake
posted 07-19-2003 07:54:16 AM
If you watched the Great Outdoors, this wouldn't be a Problem
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 07-19-2003 11:57:43 AM
quote:
Bill obviously shouldn't have said:
Actually that's not true.

quote:
Uncooked, milled rice is no more harmful to birds than rice in the field, Cheesman said. The Curator of Ornithology at the University of California at Berkeley agrees.

From what I understand, it's stuff like Minute Rice that's the problem. It expands in their stomachs faster than their bodies can process it, and it hurts them.

Personally, I like to throw coconuts at weddings. They make for a much more interesting effect.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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