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Topic: Lincoln/Kennedy
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-19-2003 01:24:50 PM
Look what happens when a President gets elected in a
year with a "0" at the end.
Also notice it goes in increments of 20 years.

1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office)
1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated)
1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)
1900: William McKinley (assassinated)
1920: Warren G. Harding (died in office)
1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (dies in office)
1960: John F. Kennedy (assassinated)
1980: Ronald Reagan (survived assassination
attempt) 2000: George W. Bush ????????????

And to think that we had two guys fighting it
out in the courts to be
the one elected in 2000.

You might also be interested in this.

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born
in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made
by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin
ran and hid in awarehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his
assassin ran and hid in a theater

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their
trials.

And here's the kicker.......
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in
Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with
Marilyn Monroe..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Blatently stolen from somewere else, but eh, thought it was intresting that someone would draw so many conclusions like this. One of those "Huh.. ya don't say..?" things really then "OMGS CONSPIRACY!!" things...

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-19-2003 01:29:46 PM
Conspiracy Theories, ahoy!

^.^

Actually, the one who killed both Lincoln and Kennedy was a time-traveling Giant Gerbil named Moklar The UnDigestiable!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 05-19-2003 01:30:20 PM
Semi-bull.
"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Maradon!
posted 05-19-2003 02:16:56 PM
quote:
Leopold, the Voice of Reason had this to say about Captain Planet:
Semi-bull.

Damn, Leo beat me to it.

I love snopes.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-19-2003 04:41:32 PM
quote:
From the book of Leopold, the Voice of Reason, chapter 3, verse 16:
Semi-bull.

Like I said... more of a "huh... ya don't say..."

;P

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 05-19-2003 06:31:47 PM
Both Lincoln and Kennedy were shot with a GUN, too! Talk about coincidence!

Now, stay with me on this one: both Lincoln and Kennedy were PRESIDENTS! How convenient!

diadem
eet bugz
posted 05-19-2003 06:43:34 PM
both had two eyes

both were known to wear pants

both were born AFTER the fall of the roman empire but BEFORE 1999

honestly, these numbers don't impress me. it's like the old probility thing in math where the teachers show that there are two people with the same birthday in the same classroom with only 30 students.

if you look hard enough you can find statistical similarities to anything, especialy if the meaning can be trivial.

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 05-19-2003 06:46:35 PM
Lies!
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 05-19-2003 07:14:37 PM
Dangit, everytime Leo posts now, I think it's BlackMage's Alt.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-19-2003 07:30:40 PM
Wait.. They both had wives!!

They both had a mother and father...

hmmm

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 05-19-2003 08:06:40 PM
The plot thickens.
hey
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 05-20-2003 02:54:37 AM
They both didn't get elected after they were shot? CONSPIRACY!
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-20-2003 10:29:53 AM
quote:
Kinanik had this to say about the Spice Girls:
They both didn't get elected after they were shot? CONSPIRACY!

They both are humans and they both breathe! <dramatic music> ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Saint George
Pancake
posted 05-20-2003 05:15:19 PM
quote:
And here's the kicker.......
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in
Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with
Marilyn Monroe..

Actually this is a punchline to a joke. It's supposed to read, A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was IN Marilyn Monroe..

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 05-20-2003 05:24:12 PM
quote:
Saint George was listening to Cher while typing:
Actually this is a punchline to a joke. It's supposed to read, A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was IN Marilyn Monroe..

A week before Kennedy was shot, Marilyn Monroe was dead and buried....

....

......

....

EEEEEEW.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-20-2003 05:49:13 PM
I know "timelines" are against the rules, but come on.. I first heard this when I was in third grade.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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