EverCrest Message Forums
You are not logged in. Login or Register.
Author
Topic: Yoho!
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-23-2003 12:15:01 AM
In a few days, during May 11th, a Sunday, and also Mother's Day, it will be...my birthday.

Now, my mother has asked me to start thinking of things I might want, the problem is I can't think of much. I have many hats, I have many swords, all I can think of is booze, a pair of sunglasses, and a cool digital voice recorder.

Anyways, give me some suggestions on what to ask for! Rare, expensive alcohols are good, as are technological doodads.

GO!

Ryuujin
posted 04-23-2003 12:18:49 AM
Bacardi.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-23-2003 12:19:28 AM
A Nomad Jukebox III.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-23-2003 12:19:50 AM
quote:
Kahuna Ryuu had this to say about Duck Tales:
Bacardi.

I either drink the Cap'n or imported rum or nothing at all! Fuck that trendy cocksmoker shit.

Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 04-23-2003 12:20:37 AM
Piano necktie.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 04-23-2003 12:21:27 AM
Scotch milked from the nipple of a shaved Scottsman.
Ryuujin
posted 04-23-2003 12:24:35 AM
Smirnoff Blue?
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-23-2003 12:25:28 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Kahuna Ryuu wrote:
Smirnoff Blue?

...it comes in blue?

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 04-23-2003 12:25:38 AM
Money.

What else is there?



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Ryuujin
posted 04-23-2003 12:27:36 AM
quote:
Iron Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
...it comes in blue?

http://www.theliquorshop.com/vodka/vodka-smirnoff-blue.htm
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 04-23-2003 12:33:48 AM
quote:
Iron Parcelan thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
In a few days, during May 11th, a Sunday, and also Mother's Day, it will be...my birthday.

Tell her that what you really want, is a hug.

She'll be so happy and feel so loved, that she won't even notice you picking her pocket. After, you can take the money you just snagged, and go out and buy whatever you want.

You're happy. Your mom's happy. Everybody wins!

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Burger
BANNED!
posted 04-23-2003 01:49:53 AM
ask for a USB thumb drive... 128MB of easily portable flash storage... Tasty.

Ask for a big bottle of Jognny Walker Black or Gold.

Ask for a small bottle of Johnny Walker Blue.

Logitech MX700.

oakleys.

A computer remote control (lets you easily change tracks, control DVD's, etc... VERY NICE) (best is the ATI remote wonder, cheapest is the creative PC-DVD)

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 04-23-2003 09:56:41 AM
Butane torch!

Pen Camera!

Night Vision Goggles!

[ 04-23-2003: Message edited by: Someone Else ]

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-23-2003 09:59:19 AM
Wheee, Night Vision Goggles! <spies on Artt> ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 04-23-2003 10:00:55 AM
I have the torch and a 256Mb pen drive. Both are fairly useful.
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
-----------------------------------
"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
-----------------------------------
That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-23-2003 10:02:33 AM
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 04-23-2003 10:37:10 AM
Dude, Mother's day was March 30th.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 04-23-2003 12:58:11 PM
dood.. Parce shares a birthday with my brother.

I add absolutely nothing else to this thread.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-23-2003 01:24:05 PM
No idea what you should get. But I know what you should do.

+ +
+

1.

2. ]

3.

4.

[ 04-23-2003: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-23-2003 03:57:34 PM
Absinth makes you see green fairies.

If I want to see that, I'll just throw a bunch of paint on Kegwen and Azymyth.

Burger
BANNED!
posted 04-23-2003 04:05:42 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Absinth makes you see green fairies.

If I want to see that, I'll just throw a bunch of paint on Kegwen and Azymyth.


I'm hurt that you didn't comment on my wonderful suggestions...

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-23-2003 04:12:12 PM
I should point out that I'm not nerds like the rest of you, so I don't really care about upgrading computer shit.

I have decided that I want a monocle, though.

Now, what are these Oakleys and why are they so good?

Peter
Pancake
posted 04-23-2003 04:17:02 PM

My Birthday is the 14th..Pain in the ass with that being on mothers day every few years ya?

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 04-23-2003 04:22:00 PM
Parce : At the least, get a Logitech MX 700 mouse.

It's not 'uber geeky', it's just a damn good mouse. Optical, wireless, rechargable, so it's easier to use.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-23-2003 04:25:35 PM
Okay, so far here is what I have for my list...

-A monocle
-A pen camera
-A heavy-duty blender
-Lots of various kinds of booze
-A digital voice recorder

Questions!

-What are oakleys?
-Johnny Walker is a type of whiskey, ya? When did it come out in Blue? Explain!
-What is a Nomad Jukebox?
-What are some other cool doodads? And should I ask for a digital camera...which is a cool doodad.

Burger
BANNED!
posted 04-23-2003 04:39:35 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Iron Parcelan said this:
I should point out that I'm not nerds like the rest of you, so I don't really care about upgrading computer shit.

I have decided that I want a monocle, though.

Now, what are these Oakleys and why are they so good?


Oakleys are quite possibly the world's second best sunglasses, following closely behind revos (looking $500+ for cheap ones). But oakleys are fairly affordable, have some of the best build quality, best lenses... They're amazing.

go here: http://www.oakley.com/ostore/eyewear/

to see their selection of sunglasses...
browse around the site, read all the goodness, then find a local dealer, and see what looks best on you...

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Peter
Pancake
posted 04-23-2003 04:39:53 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Okay, so far here is what I have for my list...
...Questions!

-What are oakleys?
-Johnny Walker is a type of whiskey, ya? When did it come out in Blue? Explain!
...


Oakley is a brand of SunGlasses, expensive, but i belive they carry a lifetime warrenty

I belive Johnny wlaker Blue is in referance to the label, i belive diffrent color labels mean diffren ages/malts/blends.

Burger
BANNED!
posted 04-23-2003 04:48:46 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
-Johnny Walker is a type of whiskey, ya? When did it come out in Blue? Explain!
-What is a Nomad Jukebox?

Nomad jukebox is a hard drive based MP3 player, like an apple ipod. Holds tons of mp3's, and plays them.

Johnnie walker is scotch whisky. It comes in four levels of goodness.
First is Johnnie red, it's a basic scotch, about average.
Next is black, it's made with better whisky, aged longer, and definatly above average.
Gold is third, it's better scotch than most people will ever taste.
Blue is the crowning glory of scotch, it's mong th finest scotch whiskys in the world. Known for it's perfection.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Burger
BANNED!
posted 04-23-2003 05:11:12 PM
for more about johnnie walker, go here: http://www.keepwalking.com/4_0_about.asp

and look under:
the scotch -> the house of johnnie walker

It's gooooooood stuff.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Cheese
Pancake
posted 04-23-2003 05:14:24 PM
anime...that's all I can think of.
**~*Pink Sugar Heart Attack!*~**
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-23-2003 05:17:39 PM
Well, the list is as follows:

-A monocle
-A blender
-A pen cam
-A voice recorder
-A pair of oakleys
-Booze
-A George Foreman grill

I don't really think I would use an mp3 player, as I don't really have any mp3s to listen to.

So...do I need any hardware to go with that pencam?

Burger
BANNED!
posted 04-23-2003 05:18:41 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
Well, the list is as follows:

-A monocle
-A blender
-A pen cam
-A voice recorder
-A pair of oakleys
-Booze
-A George Foreman grill

I don't really think I would use an mp3 player, as I don't really have any mp3s to listen to.

So...do I need any hardware to go with that pencam?



an empty usb port.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-23-2003 05:20:30 PM
Can do!

I also added a Homsar shirt and a The Cheat hood to the list.

QUESTION: Would a digital camera be greedy?

Burger
BANNED!
posted 04-23-2003 05:52:23 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Can do!

I also added a Homsar shirt and a The Cheat hood to the list.

QUESTION: Would a digital camera be greedy?


well, depends on the camera, how your family is, and the like...

For my B-day gift this year, i'm getting $100. So had I asked for something like just a pair of oakleys, I would be greedy.

I know some people that have been given a car as a birthday gift. It all depends on how much your family is wanting to give.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-23-2003 05:55:01 PM
I am not allowed to speak of family wealth, but I'll just say we're well-off.

So I guess the word is: "is it excessive?"

Burger
BANNED!
posted 04-23-2003 06:03:17 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I am not allowed to speak of family wealth, but I'll just say we're well-off.

So I guess the word is: "is it excessive?"


My personal opinion is that your current list is a wee bit bloated... Ever seen the harry potter movies? Remeber Dudley?

But then again, I don't live there, and you'll have to measure against past performance...

If the current list is a fair bit under last year's haul, then feel free to add a digicam to the list, but if it's close, then don't be greedy.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 04-23-2003 07:05:11 PM
... Well, I mean, for my family, just the oakleys would be like.. birthday and christmas.

But then again, we are poor. =/

All depends on your family structure. It'll eb easier to judge if you can tell us what you got last year, or what someone else in yoru family has gotten.

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 04-23-2003 07:17:43 PM
If you're getting a pair of Oakleys, get these
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-23-2003 07:59:02 PM
quote:
Gikkwiny had this to say about Knight Rider:
... Well, I mean, for my family, just the oakleys would be like.. birthday and christmas.

But then again, we are poor. =/

All depends on your family structure. It'll eb easier to judge if you can tell us what you got last year, or what someone else in yoru family has gotten.


Sorry, forbidden knowledge.

Delaney
Pancake
posted 04-23-2003 08:29:41 PM
quote:
Inferno-Spirit wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
If you're getting a pair of Oakleys, get these


No...just...no.


Have you ever seen anyone actually wearing those??

I have..I've never laughed so hard in my entire life.

They make the person look like a gigantic insect.

All times are US/Eastern
Hop To: