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Topic: I HATE PANDAS!
The Curman
Pancake
posted 03-29-2003 09:06:47 PM
They are big and stupid!!!!
Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 03-29-2003 09:07:07 PM
I hate you. You are big and stupid.
nem-x
posted 03-29-2003 09:08:02 PM
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 03-29-2003 09:09:12 PM
Inc Deth in 5...4...3...2...


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-29-2003 09:13:29 PM
quote:
The Curman stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
They are big and stupid!!!!

*plummets from the heavens, as the Divine Panda, casting an ever-enlarging shadow on the unfortunate panda-hater, til WHAM! belly flop on Curman!*

Bwargharghbawr.

*gets up and waddles off*

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

The Curman
Pancake
posted 03-29-2003 09:16:46 PM
I dodged..

And pandas are still stupid..

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 03-29-2003 09:17:30 PM
Attack panda, AWAY!


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 03-29-2003 09:17:54 PM
*Mows Curman down with a Panda Launcher.
Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 03-29-2003 09:18:30 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
*plummets from the heavens, as the Divine Panda, casting an ever-enlarging shadow on the unfortunate panda-hater, til WHAM! belly flop on Curman!*

Bwargharghbawr.

[xIMG]http://taleraris.homestead.com/files/Genmapardon.jpg[/IMG]

*gets up and waddles off*


Hahahahahahaha! Pan Pan fell on you! Hahahahahahaha! He's fat! Hahahahahahaha! He's a good bear!

The Curman
Pancake
posted 03-29-2003 09:18:40 PM
Pandas should be put in a big rocket with anthrax and sent to the moon...
The Curman
Pancake
posted 03-29-2003 09:20:29 PM
Curman looks into his mystical backpack and takes out a flamethrower

Curman turns it on burning away everyone including the big stupid panda who is dumb and stupid and retarted and they serve no purpose on earth whatsoever

I WIN THIS THREAD IS OVER!

Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 03-29-2003 09:20:50 PM
quote:
The Curman wrote this stupid crap:
Pandas should be put in a big rocket with Anthrax and sent to the moon...

No thanks, Luclin has enough bards without adding in an old hair band.

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Gadani
U
posted 03-29-2003 09:21:31 PM
How old are you, The Curman?
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 03-29-2003 09:21:44 PM
never known anyone that hated pandas so much.

I bet if you looked at his past, his mother was a panda.

The Curman
Pancake
posted 03-29-2003 09:23:05 PM
I hate ziggy too
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-29-2003 09:23:32 PM
See this thread would be funnier if it was (dare I say it) more like the little picture-bickerings that Parce and I have had. Or something like that.

Anyway, Pandas are the Way.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Gadani
U
posted 03-29-2003 09:25:06 PM
quote:
This one time, at Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael camp:

Pandas are the Way.


And Pandarens!

The Curman
Pancake
posted 03-29-2003 09:25:42 PM
Pandas arent the way, thats a lie.

When i grow up imma be a poacher and dedicate my life to makin panda coats, then send you one.

Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 03-29-2003 09:26:37 PM
Someone is asking to be made into a pincushion.

*glares*


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-29-2003 09:27:11 PM
You do realize what happens in China if you poach giant pandas right?
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

The Curman
Pancake
posted 03-29-2003 09:27:45 PM
I wont be caught poaching though, but if they get caught, my guess is they feed them to pandas...
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-29-2003 09:31:40 PM
Given that Pandas are in preserves these days, carefully monitored, and that there's less than a 5% chance of success in poaching...yeah. You're going to get caught.

As for what happens to panda poachers...well...no one knows for certain. See...the Chinese consider the giant pandas to be a national treasure. If you're caught poaching a giant panda, the best bet is to stick the barrel of your rifle in your mouth and pull the trigger. Because people who poach pandas? Never seen again. Don't show up in prison camps. Don't get a fair and equitable trial. No one knows what they do to them. It's something you don't talk about.

Besides, while Pandas are capable of eating meat (contrary to popular knowledge), they're largely vegetarian.

So tell me something...were you starting this thread to be funny? Or were you starting it to troll?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

The Curman
Pancake
posted 03-29-2003 09:32:59 PM
I just hate pandas, What purpose to they serve to the world besides being a god to the chinese?
Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 03-29-2003 09:33:36 PM
quote:
The Curman had this to say about Robocop:
I just hate pandas, What purpose to they serve to the world besides being a god to the chinese?

And being TOTALLY AWESOME?

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-29-2003 09:36:38 PM
That's like saying "What's the point to the bald eagle"

Animals don't have to have a point. They're animals. That's the point to having them around right there.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 03-29-2003 09:50:46 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Knight Rider:
That's like saying "What's the point to the bald eagle"

Animals don't have to have a point. They're animals. That's the point to having them around right there.


Actually Pandas do have a point. They're here to prevent plants from taking over the world. So actually, we owe our lives to the Pandas.

Thank you Pandas. Thank you for everything.

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 03-29-2003 09:55:23 PM
The thrill of the hunt.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
The Curman
Pancake
posted 03-29-2003 09:59:41 PM
oh....well you all changed my mind, I now love pandas.
Yuri
posted 03-29-2003 10:18:24 PM
I want attention too! I umm.. hate Prairie dogs now.
Steven Steve
posted 03-29-2003 10:19:36 PM
quote:
Arrenn Lightblade had this to say about Captain Planet:
I hate you. You are big and stupid.

Now that's an asskicking

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 03-29-2003 11:41:15 PM
quote:
The Curman thought about the meaning of life:
oh....well you all changed my mind, I now love pandas.

Now love rats!

Huggable, lovable rats...

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 03-29-2003 11:48:04 PM
quote:
Rodent King's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Now love rats!

Huggable, lovable rats...


Yes, Rats are so lovabe, I just LOVE to hug them, here RK, lets hugs!

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
The Curman
Pancake
posted 03-29-2003 11:58:38 PM
No, maybe I can like pandas a little now, but rats will never be a likable creature.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-30-2003 12:09:20 AM
quote:
So quoth Yuri:
I want attention too! I umm.. hate Prairie dogs now.

Well, prairie dogs don't really have any environmental value, but they are cool little creatures.

So go nuts.

MorbId
Pancake
posted 03-30-2003 12:12:56 AM
quote:
The Curman had this to say about Robocop:
I hate ziggy too

I can only assume that you mean some other, non-Xenosaga Ziggy. Or that you are some sort of gibbering, hostile madman.

Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 03-30-2003 12:19:42 AM
quote:
MorbId had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I can only assume that you mean some other, non-Xenosaga Ziggy. Or that you are some sort of gibbering, hostile madman.

Move every 'Ziggy'
You know what you doing
Move 'Ziggy'
For Great Thread

Peter
Pancake
posted 03-30-2003 10:14:36 AM
quote:
Iron Parcelan had this to say about Pirotess:
Well, prairie dogs don't really have any environmental value, ...

They are food for many larger rodents and snakes I think Foxes and coyotes sometimes can get a hold of them.

For no other reason, but in South dakota on I-90 I think, going west before hitting Deadwood and the black hills area, there are many signs proclamming the world's largest Prarie Dog.

Burger
BANNED!
posted 03-30-2003 10:21:52 AM
all the other animals are fine, but I gotta say, the SLOTH KICKS ASS!

BEST. ANIMAL. EVER.

It has it's own ecosystem. It spends almost it'e entire life eating and sleeping.

Sloth is good.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

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