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Topic: lifelong dream
Maradon!
posted 03-15-2003 01:37:25 AM
When I get enough money...I'm going to build myself a swingset for adults.

It'll be THIRTY STORIES TALL.

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sean
posted 03-15-2003 01:46:53 AM
I've always wanted to be a corpse on a cop show.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Alt_Account
I am also The Burger
posted 03-15-2003 01:52:49 AM
i want to do two chicks at once.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 03-15-2003 01:52:50 AM
I always wanted to, like, get run over by a truck and live or something so they'd show me on TV...


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Burger
BANNED!
posted 03-15-2003 01:53:49 AM
quote:
Nicole Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I always wanted to, like, get run over by a truck and live or something so they'd show me on TV...

*HOOOOOONNNNNKKKKK, HOOOOOOONNNNNKKK*

*SCREEEEEETCH!!!!!!!!!!*

*tap*
Oh my god, i'm so sorry, are you okay?

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Maradon!
posted 03-15-2003 01:59:53 AM
This is not a thread about childhood dreams, it's a thread about gigantic swingsets goddammit.

Imagine! the extremely shallow curvature of ascent! The rush of skimming past the ground at seventy miles an hour with nothing between your ass and the ground but a bit of recycled tire!

Ascending to 600 feet and clutching the chains for dear life, dreading the moment you begin your backwards descent!!

[ 03-15-2003: Message edited by: Maradon XP ]

Steven Steve
posted 03-15-2003 02:00:47 AM
they already did this
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 03-15-2003 02:01:35 AM
The vomiting afterwards...

Just imagine being drunk, and thinking, OK, I can do this, I can swing...



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Gork
Pancake
posted 03-15-2003 02:09:02 AM
Long Live Maradon! Can I ride second?
Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-15-2003 03:56:28 AM
Could attach some sort of harness. Otherwise, that kicks ass.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Iulius Kaesar
Pancake
posted 03-15-2003 07:46:59 PM
Fun Facts           
  • Height:
    600 feet
  • Max Speed:
    134 mph
  • Max Acceleration:
    3 G's
  • Total Time Falling
    > 6.1 seconds
  • Calories Burned by Pumping to Initial Height (For a 180-pound human):
    35 (oh well)
Maradon!
posted 03-15-2003 08:43:39 PM
Well it'd obviously have some variety of elevator.

I'm hesitant to put a lap bar in, as that would preclude my riding it in the "superman" position.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 03-16-2003 01:55:34 AM
They already have those. Sorta.

The giant tall swings that drop you and you get scared out of your ass as you fall then you swing past the ground and it's suddenly like... "Whoah, okay, that was cool. I NEED NEW PANTS!"

nem-x
posted 03-16-2003 02:00:11 AM
I went on one of those at King's Dominion, you had to pay to ride it though.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-16-2003 02:13:45 AM
What, no one has mentioned the sex harness yet?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-16-2003 04:12:35 AM
I mentioned attaching a harness...though not a sex harness.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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