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Topic: The Out Of Character Thread!
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 02-28-2003 01:32:13 AM
By now, unless you're defective, and we'll all hideously mock you if you are, you should have aquired a board persona. A "schtick", if you will. Well, in this thread, we throw our schticks to the wind and confuse newbies and occasional lurkers by acting the exact opposite! Mog is literate, Gikk is a surly nasty old spinster, Parcelan a cross between Ned Flanders and a ball of cotton, and Faz is intelligent!

DEFY YOUR STEREOTYPE by fitting into another one!

This thread sponsored by Sleep Deprivation. For all your bleeding walls hallucination needs.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-28-2003 01:33:07 AM
I had one.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-28-2003 01:34:32 AM
Huah, boy, whushu doin' down in compton, eh? You ain't gonna fin' mah boyz down heah, son, we'z gone lookin' fo' da troof.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-28-2003 01:41:34 AM
Poop and asses are not funny. And you know who's got the right idea? Creationists!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-28-2003 01:50:37 AM
Hi, I am amazingly happy and cheerful all the time.

Yeah, or something....

Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 02-28-2003 01:54:36 AM
Hi, unlike my gnoll persona, I devote large amounts of time to my PC and Everquest. I also enjoy intricate and realistic fur artwork. I try to be a nice person and get along with people.

Wait... fuck...

Ferrel!
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 02-28-2003 02:00:13 AM
Hello there, new poster! I'm Sentow, the highest mogul of popularity on the board.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 02-28-2003 02:16:34 AM
I hate everyone.

Will all you fucking kids get off my flipping lawn?

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-28-2003 02:22:44 AM
*stares at Ferrel's cleavage and drools*
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 02-28-2003 02:29:23 AM
Speaking of cleavage, It seems I cant find the full picture done of ferrel I have in my post signature.

Do you still have the full thing? Im not sure where my copy is and its really important to me to have it =\ I really liked that one.

Ferrel!
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-28-2003 02:34:55 AM
quote:
Ferrel wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Speaking of cleavage, It seems I cant find the full picture done of ferrel I have in my post signature.

Do you still have the full thing? Im not sure where my copy is and its really important to me to have it =\ I really liked that one.


*blushes* You did? Dear me, I'm going to have to see if it survived my moves...

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 02-28-2003 02:41:28 AM
quote:
Zephyer impressed everyone with:
*blushes* You did? Dear me, I'm going to have to see if it survived my moves...

I could have -sworn- I put it in the uber secure Ferrel art folder on the data drive, but I cant seem to find it. I'll keep looking =\

Ferrel!
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-28-2003 02:42:01 AM
ah don' gits nunna that thar book learnin' shtuff...ahm a'just gonna sit hyar cleanin' mah hair wit mah shotgun.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-28-2003 02:45:31 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
ah don' gits nunna that thar book learnin' shtuff...ahm a'just gonna sit hyar cleanin' mah hair wit mah shotgun.

Azizza!

Wait, wrong thread. That's the imitation one.

(I JOKE! I KID!)

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Ragabash
Pancake
posted 02-28-2003 03:14:01 AM
Everybody knows me, I post every hour. I demand everyone flame each other and post "Timeline" every time. Anime sux, computer sux, and I'm really a jock.
Feed my hungry soul.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 02-28-2003 04:10:08 AM
...


*ahem*


I'm finnta go get me some ho's and hit that shit all night, brah.


This has been non-aury. completely and utterly non-aury.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 02-28-2003 06:27:19 AM
Seriously... I don't know why everyone comes down on Delphi and Azizza so much. They're both such wonderful people!!


Everyone should just try to get along, and love each other!

*adjusts her halo, smiling sweetly*


ugh, I have to go take a shower... I feel dirty.

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-28-2003 08:38:00 AM
I hate swords.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 02-28-2003 09:44:33 AM
quote:
How.... Xyrra.... uughhhhhh:
ugh, I have to go take a shower... I feel dirty.

I wish you'd keep the sordid details of your body private. Nobody wants to hear about any of that.

Teagan
Patron Deity of Ramen
posted 02-28-2003 09:58:03 AM
*posts a big, long, Deth Essay-ish post*
"Hey guy, need a light?"
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 02-28-2003 10:05:49 AM
Uh.. fire... bad? I've never once set myself on fire!

I think that's the only schtick I was ever stuck with...

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-28-2003 10:09:24 AM
You asstastic idiots better all shut the hell up right now or you'll regret it.

You all suck .

I hope you all die.

DIE

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 02-28-2003 10:12:35 AM
Love conquers all.

Take the upcoming war with Iraq, for example. Anyone can tell that Saddam and Bush both just need to get laid. Either they're not getting any, or they're not liking what they're getting.

I think they're secretly attracted to each other, but feel threatened by that and refuse to admit it. Instead, they try to act all macho and manly. Someone needs to just dope 'em up on Spanish Fly, lock 'em in a room together, and leave them there till they get it on. Then, they would stop fighting.

Because love conquers all.

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Ryuujin
posted 02-28-2003 10:13:07 AM
I care about none of you.
nem-x
posted 02-28-2003 10:33:56 AM
quote:
How.... Gydfather.... uughhhhhh:
You asstastic idiots better all shut the hell up right now or you'll regret it.

You all suck .

I hope you all die.

DIE


How is that different from your normal personality?

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 02-28-2003 10:35:33 AM
quote:
Zephyer thought about the meaning of life:
*stares at Ferrel's cleavage and drools*

This has been the best one so far....

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 02-28-2003 10:37:26 AM
hi guys how r u doing
hey
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 02-28-2003 10:50:39 AM
Oh God, not you lame ass fuckers again.

When will you stop cluttering up the boards with your worthless drivel? Everyone knows that it makes it harder to find the really important stuff, such as any posts from me.

Honestly, I wonder why any of you bother to even post here. Just let the few of us that have more than a half-dozen braincells do the posting, and you can just read the information we decide to give to you uneducated masses. Just have a dictionary ready, I know the long words will confuse the lot of you.

I leave you now, so that I may go elsewhere to mock some so-called "role players". When I return, I hope to find you having accepted your inferior position within the world. I hope, but I hold no great expectations that you're smart enough to do so.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 02-28-2003 10:54:50 AM
I am such a pimp. I am swimming in fine women who all want my sexy body. I go on dates every day and I get laid more times than the hair on your haid in a year. In fact, I got six hot chicks lined up for today. Why don't you all just go bow before the master.

Those intellegent evolutionists and atheists are dead right.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 02-28-2003 10:55:54 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived McGiantt stammered:
hi guys how r u doing

He's not drunk!

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 02-28-2003 12:14:38 PM
quote:
Zephyer thought about the meaning of life:
*stares at Ferrel's cleavage and drools*

Random Insanity Generator had this to say about pies:
This has been the best one so far....


agreed

[ 02-28-2003: Message edited by: Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde ]

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 02-28-2003 01:11:18 PM
My computer is quite fast enough! In fact, i'm thinking about moving over to the VIA Eden platform so I can save power and lower system noise all at the same time!

Also, my car is too fast, I'm going to take out two of the spark plugs tonight.

In addition, my penis is tiny! So tiny infact, that Hubble was unable to spot it in a recent scan. This is alright though, because I am gay, and enjoy taking it up the ass! Who needs a cock anyway?

Also, beer tastes bad, and all forms of hard liquor are the devil. I'm never getting drunk again. I'm also dropping out of school, and will never make another post without using the word "ficus"

fin

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 02-28-2003 03:09:47 PM
Seeing as how I don't have a shtick (that I know of), I'm going to act exactly the same as I normally do.


*silence*

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 02-28-2003 03:16:34 PM
Your schtick would be being quiet, so by being chatty you could be out of character.

You fail.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 02-28-2003 03:57:33 PM
Wow. I just love the color of my armor!

...That was hard to type actually.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 02-28-2003 04:05:54 PM
Suddar
posted 02-28-2003 04:11:53 PM
Emo is GAAAYYYY

Also, I am of the firm belief that Vorbo is, in fact, more emo than I. Especially because it's GAAAYYYY

Sangwyyn
Pancake
posted 02-28-2003 04:22:46 PM
*prances around, giggling and throwing flowers at everyone*

By all that's unholy, I think my lunch is coming back...

I like a look of Agony,
Because I know it’s true—
Men do not sham Convulsion,
Nor simulate, a Throe—
~Emily Dickinson
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 02-28-2003 04:44:45 PM
*is animate*

Gahh. I hate having this stupid BONBON thing on my head, it's too bouncy!

and these wings! UGH!




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-28-2003 04:47:29 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent nem-x said:
How is that different from your normal personality?

omg u r meen all Ive ever done is love you

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

All times are US/Eastern
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