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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 12-26-2002 11:29:15 PM
It's 10:30, and I can't think of anything to do.

Say "masturbate" and get a 16-ton weight dropped on you.

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-26-2002 11:29:32 PM
Jack off.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 12-26-2002 11:30:46 PM
Choke the chicken?
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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 12-26-2002 11:31:03 PM
Spank the monkey
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-26-2002 11:31:05 PM
Five knuckle shuffle.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 12-26-2002 11:31:31 PM
Just beat it!
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 12-26-2002 11:31:34 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Black Mage wrote:
Jack off.

*Drops a 16 gram weight on BM*

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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 12-26-2002 11:31:41 PM
Flog the Whale
Veni, vidi, vici
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 12-26-2002 11:31:46 PM
Fap.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 12-26-2002 11:32:42 PM
clean the pipes.
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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 12-26-2002 11:33:46 PM
Launch the purple-headed yogurt slinger.
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-26-2002 11:35:12 PM
Pump the pickle.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 12-26-2002 11:36:15 PM
pet the snake
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 12-26-2002 11:38:28 PM
Make out with Palmla Handerson
Veni, vidi, vici
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Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 12-26-2002 11:39:13 PM
Beat the Bishop
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 12-26-2002 11:40:12 PM
Slap the sausage.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Maradon!
posted 12-26-2002 11:41:42 PM
Polish the meat missile

Beat the fuck out of your best friend

Drop the kids off at the pool

Decongest the weasel

Escort the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell

Evict the testicular squatters

Give the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter noogie

Massage the bulimic one-eyed monster

Perform diagnostics on your dongle

Play pocket polo with Agent Johnson

Shake the coconut milk of love from the leafless palm trunk

Shake the hand of the self-employed

Spackle the ceiling

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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 12-26-2002 11:41:46 PM
Rub the magic lamp
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 12-26-2002 11:41:47 PM
Wear out your wang
Veni, vidi, vici
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-26-2002 11:42:39 PM
Do battle with the Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-26-2002 11:43:55 PM
Grab your penis with your primary hand and rub vigorously until you ejaculate.
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 12-26-2002 11:45:23 PM
Dear GOD, what have I started?!

EDIT- I think you guys forgot "hunting for trouserworm".

[ 12-26-2002: Message edited by: Ruvyen? ]

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-26-2002 11:48:03 PM
quote:
Ruvyen? had this to say about Knight Rider:
Dear GOD, what have I started?!
You started nothing except this whiny thread.

Genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 12-26-2002 11:49:06 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Don Parcelan wrote:
Grab your penis with your primary hand and rub vigorously until you ejaculate.

Primary hand?

I allwis go good ol lefty.

My right hand is to easy, it feels like cheating...


(God I love this board!)

Veni, vidi, vici
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-26-2002 11:51:12 PM
Play tug-of-war with the cyclops.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Addy
posted 12-26-2002 11:51:34 PM
...

This is just sad.

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-26-2002 11:52:40 PM
Scour the tower of power.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Addy
posted 12-26-2002 11:53:18 PM
/smacks BM.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-26-2002 11:54:05 PM
quote:
Adrecia Tru'Ril wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
/smacks BM.
Stroke the one-eyed burping gecko.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Addy
posted 12-26-2002 11:56:36 PM
quote:
Black Mage enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Stroke the one-eyed burping gecko.

*strangles BM*

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-26-2002 11:57:39 PM
quote:
Adrecia Tru'Ril wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
*strangles BM*
Take the monster for a one-armed ride.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 12-26-2002 11:58:38 PM
The problem is, wielding the quarterstaff isn't exactly an option at the moment.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-26-2002 11:59:25 PM
Wack the one-eyed worm.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Addy
posted 12-27-2002 12:00:06 AM
*kills BM*

AGH!

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-27-2002 12:00:54 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Adrecia Tru'Ril said:
*kills BM*

AGH!

Wax the surfboard.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 12-27-2002 12:02:16 AM
Recharge the Mighty Rainstick.
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Addy
posted 12-27-2002 12:02:29 AM
quote:
Black Mage painfully thought these words up:
Wax the surfboard.

How many of these do you have!?!

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Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 12-27-2002 12:02:33 AM
climb the rope on handed?
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-27-2002 12:03:11 AM
quote:
This one time, at Adrecia Tru'Ril camp:
How many of these do you have!?!
Yank the plank.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Razor
posted 12-27-2002 12:03:20 AM
quote:
Adrecia Tru'Ril had this to say about Optimus Prime:
How many of these do you have!?!

Way too many.

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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