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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 12-16-2002 01:46:30 AM
Before you blow up in a horrible, sticky mess! What do you do!?

I'd take a trip around the world, while trying to figure out what country makes the best lasagna.

Someone may have done something like this already, but I'm bored. Being bored's an excuse for this kinda thing right?

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Taeldian
Pancake
posted 12-16-2002 01:47:43 AM
Knowing that I couldn't possibly pack in all the fun stuff I'd want to do, I would fall into despair and kill myself.
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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 12-16-2002 01:48:12 AM
Take over France.
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
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nem-x
posted 12-16-2002 01:48:54 AM
I'd pay a visit to some people.
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Evil
Pancake
posted 12-16-2002 01:49:05 AM
quote:
Kinanik stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Take over France.

And the other 6?

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 12-16-2002 01:49:09 AM
quote:
Kinanik had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Take over France.

That's only what.. half a day?

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Taeldian
Pancake
posted 12-16-2002 01:49:37 AM
quote:
Kinanik wrote this stupid crap:
Take over France.

That probably wouldn't be too hard. Just make a vague threat and the country will be yours

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-16-2002 01:49:59 AM
work on one last piece of art...
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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 12-16-2002 01:50:31 AM
Damn... Find some FINE french women.
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-16-2002 01:51:28 AM
Lovingly BLEEP the BLEEP out of a certain special lady.

No, not Vorbis' mom.

Asses.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Evil
Pancake
posted 12-16-2002 01:52:47 AM
I'd probably be camping these boards =/
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Oh shi...
what
posted 12-16-2002 01:54:14 AM
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Steven Steve
posted 12-16-2002 02:32:10 AM
Kill and eat as many people as possible
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 12-16-2002 02:51:06 AM
Cry.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-16-2002 04:53:57 AM
Seven days? Jesus Christ, now that's stamina.
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-16-2002 05:25:49 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when ¤Delidgamond¤ said this:
[xIMG]http://home.cogeco.ca/~jpaccione/hand.jpg[/IMG]

dare i ask?

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 12-16-2002 05:29:16 AM
quote:
aurywoof had this to say about the Spice Girls:
dare i ask?

Do ya need to?

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LeMiere
posted 12-16-2002 05:34:09 AM
I'd make a copy of the tape...

I mean...

Have sex lots, kill people lots, a little of both...

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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 12-16-2002 06:24:15 AM
Take someone out to lunch.
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 12-16-2002 06:28:28 AM
Keep a detailed journal of everything I do. I find that I often wonder what people are doing right up until their deaths. Is it a morbid curiosity? do I wonder if they are happy with their last moments? Maybe I just want to know if they see it coming.

What does the man who has a heart attack do 5 minutes before, 10 minutes before, the night before?

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 12-16-2002 06:37:47 AM
Day 7.

Walk into PETA headquarters, scream "MOO!" at the top of my lungs, then explode all over them in a sticky mess.

Mental scars all around.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-16-2002 06:43:14 AM
quote:
Trent thought about the meaning of life:
Do ya need to?

OH! now i get it.


i'm tired. it's late.

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 12-16-2002 08:54:17 AM
Find a way to reverse the thing that's gonna make me explode into a sticky mess.

...Wait, that would make me implode into a... non-sticky... non-messy... thing...

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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 12-16-2002 09:30:50 AM
I would have to concur with Karnaj - except not his mom since I would only have six days, his mom's more of a ten day project.

And if you think I'm talking about my mom, go munch on some placenta - fucktubers.

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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 12-16-2002 09:55:19 AM
GTA: Real Life

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 12-16-2002 01:22:57 PM
quote:
OtakuPenguin had this to say about the Spice Girls:
GTA: Real Life

a few hours of crazy fun, then 6 and a half days in jail? Fun stuff.

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-16-2002 01:29:33 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Day 7.

Walk into PETA headquarters, scream "MOO!" at the top of my lungs, then explode all over them in a sticky mess.

Mental scars all around.

*rofl* holy shit that was funny..

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Maradon!
posted 12-16-2002 01:31:44 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Knight Rider:
Day 7.

Walk into PETA headquarters, scream "MOO!" at the top of my lungs, then explode all over them in a sticky mess.

Mental scars all around.

I agree with your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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omfg i sux0rs
Pancake
posted 12-16-2002 02:32:38 PM
I would first ask this girl out that I have been waiting to ask out for a while (she broke up with her boyfriend just a little bit ago). Then I would go around my school and tell a couple people that they shoudl go fuck thereselfs and I hate then for all the shit they have given me.

Then I would go out and take out a loan for as big as i can and go around and buy lots and lots of pleasure of everykind.

Then I would go kill my worst enemy and then go play video games till i died

just think about how much i suck in REAL LIFE!
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-16-2002 02:38:42 PM
Just before I blow up I'll make a public spectacle of myself then scream about some new Iraqi-made viral weapon. Then I'll explode in the middle of a lot of people so those that came in contact with me will think they've been infected.

I always wanted to leave mass hysteria in my wake when I died.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Suddar
posted 12-16-2002 04:57:09 PM
I would get really depressed and kill myself.
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