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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-07-2002 12:27:13 AM
o_O

I have absolutely nothing to add.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Goma
Pancake
posted 12-07-2002 12:31:22 AM
^^^^^
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Suddar
posted 12-07-2002 12:33:51 AM
Those fucking crazy Japs.
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 12-07-2002 12:37:57 AM
Um... kay.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 12-07-2002 12:55:52 AM
I wanna be a pearl diver.

Anyone interested in the role of octopus?

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-07-2002 12:56:18 AM
So that's how it started.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-07-2002 12:56:57 AM
quote:
Peachis had this to say about pies:
Anyone interested in the role of octopus?

*counts his limbs*

Shit...

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Suddar
posted 12-07-2002 12:57:49 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop wrote this stupid crap:
*counts his limbs*

Shit...

This was funny!

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Nina
posted 12-07-2002 12:59:51 AM
quote:
Peachis spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Anyone interested in the role of octopus?

*tries to grow 4 arms*

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Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 12-07-2002 01:01:54 AM
Note: Applicant need not actually be an octopus.
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 12-07-2002 01:03:41 AM
quote:
Peachis thought about the meaning of life:
Note: Applicant need not actually be an octopus.

As entertaining as that might be, Gikk would kill me.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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Oh shi...
what
posted 12-07-2002 01:08:25 AM
I will do it! I said it first!
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 12-07-2002 01:19:42 AM
quote:
Peachis had this to say about Tron:
I wanna be a pearl diver.

Anyone interested in the role of octopus?

That's like asking if anyone wants free money with no strings attached...

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-07-2002 01:21:12 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Fizodeth stammered:
That's like asking if anyone wants free money with no strings attached...

Actually, it's more like she's asking if anyone wants to fondle and grope her.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-07-2002 01:23:57 AM
quote:
From the book of JooJooFlop, chapter 3, verse 16:
Actually, it's more like she's asking if anyone wants to fondle and grope her.

JooJoo always gets right to the point.

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Maradon!
posted 12-07-2002 01:24:03 AM
Since nobody's actually said it yet, I'm going to beat you all to the punch:

quote:
Peachis had this to say about John Romero:
Anyone interested in the role of octopus?

MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE!!!

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Suddar
posted 12-07-2002 01:25:58 AM
quote:
Maradon XP had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Since nobody's actually said it yet, I'm going to beat you all to the punch:

MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE!!!

Actually, Delidgamond has. Sorry Maradon.

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»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 12-07-2002 01:26:34 AM
No thanks, I've had my share of being a whore today.
I <3 Steel Battalion!
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Maradon!
posted 12-07-2002 01:30:25 AM
quote:
Suddar enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Actually, Delidgamond has. Sorry Maradon.

Yeah but he's canadian

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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 12-07-2002 01:33:43 AM
quote:
Maradon XP stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Yeah but he's canadian

And Peachis is in Canada.

Sorry.

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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Oh shi...
what
posted 12-07-2002 01:33:56 AM
and Peachis lives in Canada! All the more convienient!
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Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 12-07-2002 02:13:27 AM

I have taken note of all applicants, and you will be contacted soon.

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 12-07-2002 02:53:27 AM
*slips his application in Peachy's pile and whistles*
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 12-07-2002 05:22:32 AM
*coughs, flutters over, drops in her "resume" (read: H-Book), zooms out*


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 12-08-2002 12:05:13 AM
quote:
Karnaj's account was hax0red to write:
o_O

I have absolutely nothing to add.

It's almost... Lovecraftian... o_O


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 12-08-2002 12:59:59 AM
quote:
Peachis got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I wanna be a pearl diver.

Anyone interested in the role of octopus?

Well...I technically am. Already got the tentacles and I can grow more...

Eldergod2Win

Ozius

EDIT: For those confused, see Bloodcookie's post.

[ 12-08-2002: Message edited by: Ozimander ]

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Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 12-08-2002 02:27:01 AM
I'm going to have to do oral interviews!


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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-08-2002 02:28:41 AM
I'm cooler than everyone else.
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Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 12-08-2002 02:35:01 AM
*Grins*

*Shrugs*

*Tosses his girlfriend's resume in the pile.*

She asked me to.

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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 12-08-2002 10:17:59 AM
quote:
Karnaj attempted to be funny by writing:
o_O

I have absolutely nothing to add.

x_X

acid for braen plz.

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-08-2002 12:57:49 PM
quote:
Dr. Pvednes, PhD had this to say about Robocop:
*slips his application in Peachy's pile and whistles*


dude... did you atleast buy her a drink first?

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 12-08-2002 01:00:33 PM
quote:
Peachis had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I'm going to have to do oral interviews!


I missed sign ups....

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 12-08-2002 01:04:01 PM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde impressed everyone with:

dude... did you atleast buy her a drink first?

KaL wins this thread.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Malbi
posted 12-08-2002 01:59:17 PM
what does the runner-up get?
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 12-08-2002 03:55:06 PM
quote:
Peachis probably says this to all the girls:
I wanna be a pearl diver.

Anyone interested in the role of octopus?

i only have 2 legs b8ut after a few hours you wont be complaining

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-08-2002 05:22:13 PM
That's not an octopus. That's an Alien Crotch-Hugger impregnation creature.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Malbi
posted 12-08-2002 05:32:39 PM
"Mommy?"
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 12-08-2002 08:54:55 PM
*laughs*

I don't drink!

And I’m still accepting applicants.

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Malbi
posted 12-08-2002 09:11:07 PM
is there some kind of form we need to fill out or a standarized test?
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 12-08-2002 09:17:24 PM

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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