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Topic: Line up for your free kick in the ass!
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-06-2002 09:19:12 AM
Whenever I see a male do that "^_^" thing (unless I know them to be gay, because Zephy uses it and he rocks), it makes me wanna kick em in the ass.

GUYS SHOULD NOT BE CUTE LITTLE GIRLY ANIME SMILIES!

Now, line up so that I may kick you.

Edit: I am my own grammar cop.

[ 12-06-2002: Message edited by: Bajah ]

Maradon!
posted 12-06-2002 09:24:22 AM
^__^

If you'll look closely, it's not smiling.

In fact, guys make that same face when WEIGHTLIFTING. Observe:

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-06-2002 09:25:45 AM
They don't have their eyebrows peaked. Plus we all know you're as much into weightlifting as I am into basketweaving.

Bajah punts Maradon through the goalpost!

Maradon!
posted 12-06-2002 09:26:26 AM
I'll have you know, for your information, that I am a champion of the six ounce curl
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-06-2002 09:27:59 AM
Cripes man, you can't even handle the full 12 ounces?
Maradon!
posted 12-06-2002 09:29:17 AM
Not when I'm busy joking I can't!
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-06-2002 09:40:17 AM
joking or choking? choking what? MAN, YOU SICKO! GO TO SOME OTHER THREAD!
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 12-06-2002 09:53:02 AM
Bajah is lame! lolo
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 12-06-2002 09:54:03 AM
^_^

But remember, as per the rules, your chance of success is determined by the quality with which you describe your actions.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-06-2002 10:06:17 AM
This ain't D&D!

Bajah punts Zaza through the opposite goalpost with little difficulty!

Bajah lines up and swiftly kicks Doc in the arse too!

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 12-06-2002 10:10:52 AM
I upon you!
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-06-2002 10:22:02 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Zaza wrote:
I upon you!

You bastard! I'll kick you in the !

Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 12-06-2002 10:31:56 AM
I you, Bajah! ^_~
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 12-06-2002 10:34:31 AM
quote:
How.... Bajah.... uughhhhhh:
You bastard! I'll kick you in the !

You are so

[ 12-06-2002: Message edited by: Zaza ]

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-06-2002 10:52:24 AM
Actually Bajah, the whole ^_^ got started by Xelloss from Slayers, its the exact pose of his face when he is being mysterious and he is male :P
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Aaron Aoki
Pancake
posted 12-06-2002 10:57:29 AM
NOW what do you Mister BAJAHHAHA?!
Razor
posted 12-06-2002 11:00:39 AM
=<^-^>=

and eat it... !!!!!

*laughs*

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-06-2002 11:08:50 AM
Bajah punts Lee Taxxor extra hard, with steel-toe boots.

No care about Xellos, Kat!

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 12-06-2002 11:13:39 AM
Ooh ooh! m a cute little girl
umm <^_^>?
Damn that took a long time...
ehhe
Or i could be like B and make a huge Fish outta chars?
KICK ME!
Make ME DAED!
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-06-2002 11:27:16 AM
Bajah kicks the shit outta Tim!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-06-2002 11:30:55 AM
I use it to denote sarcastic frustration, sort of like a shit-eating grin. Observe:

"..and then the guy knocked me down and stole my wallet. What a terrific day! ^_^"

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Suddar
posted 12-06-2002 11:31:48 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about (_|_):
I use it to denote sarcastic frustration, sort of like a shit-eating grin. Observe:

"..and then the guy knocked me down and stole my wallet. What a terrific day! ^_^"


Agreed.

I am sick as a fucking dog! I feel so terrific! Shoot me! ^_^

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 12-06-2002 11:35:00 AM
I'm holding an XBox so you can't move me ^_^
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-06-2002 11:35:41 AM
Bajah lines up Karnaj and Suddar and performs a two-footed jumpkick!

Bajah kicks Alek in the throat for using another lame 'Xbox is huge' joke.

[ 12-06-2002: Message edited by: Bajah ]

nem-x
posted 12-06-2002 11:35:49 AM
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-06-2002 11:37:14 AM
Bajah kicks nem-x in his slanted AZN ass!
Peter
Pancake
posted 12-06-2002 11:38:49 AM
I thought it was patterned off the way Asianic people look when the have big smiles, as you can see the same thing in most anime's and even old WW2 propaganda.

Nerver the less, Bajah I would like you to join my team in researching a way to package a swift kick in the ass. I figure ,once we develop a way to do it, we would make metric assload of money. Who on this planet does not know someone that needs a swift kick in the ass?

Suddar
posted 12-06-2002 11:41:40 AM
"Special delivery!"
"Oh, yay!"
"DIE BITCH *WHUMP KICK SMACK CRACK CRACK CRACK BANG SCHWING JIGGA JIGGA* ^_^"
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 12-06-2002 11:43:48 AM
quote:
Pyscho had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I thought it was patterned off the way Asianic people look when the have big smiles, as you can see the same thing in most anime's and even old WW2 propaganda.

Nerver the less, Bajah I would like you to join my team in researching a way to package a swift kick in the ass. I figure ,once we develop a way to do it, we would make metric assload of money. Who on this planet does not know someone that needs a swift kick in the ass?


I remember the Calvin and Hobbes comic about that

'Swift kick in the butt - 1$"
"How is business going?"
"Bad. I don't understand, everyone I know needs what I'm selling"

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-06-2002 12:03:33 PM
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die ^_^
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 12-06-2002 12:06:44 PM
quote:
Kikake had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
NOW what do you Mister BAJAHHAHA?!

Where have you been, cutiepie! I've missed you!*

*I have not missed you*

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Mightion Defensor
posted 12-06-2002 12:16:26 PM
I never use that smiley... but feel free to kick me in the arse if you wanna...
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-06-2002 12:26:44 PM
Bajah kicks Razor, Sentow, and Suddar (again) in the ass, then has Gydyon and Mightion BOTH kick Delid in his silly Canadian ass.

[ 12-06-2002: Message edited by: Bajah ]

Suddar
posted 12-06-2002 12:32:55 PM
^_^
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-06-2002 12:36:53 PM
Bajah's going to lose his foot before he's half done with this new quest.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-06-2002 12:38:48 PM
Or at least have to get a new pair of boots.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 12-06-2002 12:39:43 PM
^-^
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Mightion Defensor
posted 12-06-2002 12:40:21 PM
Hope he has a Bafmodad if that happens.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-06-2002 12:51:12 PM
*walks out of his lab...unhooks Bajah's boots (steaming from air friction and other smellier things), puts on a fresh pair, locks them into place...walks back into his lab*
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-06-2002 01:33:04 PM
Thanks, Deth.

Bajah tests out the new boots on Suddar's sorry ass!

Bajah hugs LAZZAY!

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