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Topic: What do you plan on giving Trick or Treaters this Halloween?
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 10-28-2002 07:56:05 PM
Please don't take me too seriously...

I think I'll give slices of fried SPAM; I usually do a trick, but I have no rabbit for my "Sawing a pumpkin in half" routine.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 10-28-2002 07:57:34 PM
Gunshot wounds.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 10-28-2002 07:58:57 PM
nothing
fucking beggers they are

im going to start trouble

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 10-28-2002 08:11:19 PM
i takeing step brother trick or treating, so i not havnding out candy

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Alaan
posted 10-28-2002 08:17:13 PM
I plan on staying in the basement, the parents can deal with the children taking the candy. Evil children.
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 10-28-2002 08:19:55 PM
I plan on taking a nap like a did last year. But think we got some toosi roll stuff.
Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 10-28-2002 08:24:28 PM
In a dorm. No one comes here for Trick-or-Treating.

Or, at least they'd better not. Otherwise, I'm giving out sweet death.

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 10-28-2002 08:25:58 PM
Human flesh.
Skaw
posted 10-28-2002 08:31:37 PM
Razor Blades and Matches.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 10-28-2002 08:33:08 PM
they will be given a choice of either sex or death
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 10-28-2002 08:33:48 PM
quote:
What do you plan on giving Trick or Treaters this Halloween?

The finger.

That, or candy.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-28-2002 08:35:47 PM
If I can get a hose to the front door, a faceful of water.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-28-2002 08:41:26 PM
An eyeful.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Steven Steve
posted 10-28-2002 08:54:07 PM
jimmy hats

take care, kids!

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-28-2002 08:56:13 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
jimmy hats

take care, kids!


Hey, that's a good idea!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-28-2002 09:06:07 PM
Irreversable psychological damage.

And Smarties.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ragabash
Pancake
posted 10-28-2002 09:12:30 PM
Diabetes by too much sugar from my 100% Grand bars
Feed my hungry soul.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 10-28-2002 09:17:48 PM
Special clam chowder.
Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 10-28-2002 09:25:24 PM
Parents are doing the slave work for all of the annoying little children while me and 5-8 of my other friends are out getting the sugar. :>


Oh yeah... DRUNKBRITNEYSPEARS2WIN! (For those who didn't take the hint, that's my costume)

[ 10-28-2002: Message edited by: Alleria Qui'farush ]

Tareshinal
Pancake
posted 10-28-2002 09:53:55 PM
I plan to give them raw eggs and toilet paper and tell them all to roll and egg a house, other than mine. Then I'll get a handful of candy and say that if they do and take pictures I'll give them 2 more handfuls of candy... then I can laugh at the guy and give the kids cavitys... muahahahaha
Oh shi...
what
posted 10-28-2002 09:54:55 PM
Toothpaste!
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 10-28-2002 11:11:01 PM
Hot, buttery death. And little mini-Snickers bars.

But mostly death.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 10-28-2002 11:12:20 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Callalron said:
Hot, buttery death. And little mini-Snickers bars.

But mostly death.


Give them shots of vodka with red dye in it and call it Kool-Aid.

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 10-29-2002 12:44:43 AM
I wanna get a bunch of those jelly worms.. the kind you use for fishing.. like, a few thousand of them.

Then, I wanna soak them in a mixture of K-Y Jelly, and Elk urine.

Then, I'd put on rubber gloves, and load up the Worm-A-Pult, and mount it inside the door, with a trigger cord going from the doorknob, to the mini-siege engine, to my computer chair, so I could trigger it without much effort. Just use the knob cord to open the door, and the trigger cord to set off the worm-a-pult when the door is fully open.


However. My Wife is a meaniehead who would never let me get away with it. She just doesnt trust me around Elk Urine.

Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 10-29-2002 12:48:06 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde wrote:
they will be given a choice of either sex or death

picture 30.

I FUCKIN DARE YOU.

merei
Pancake
posted 10-29-2002 01:20:08 AM
quote:
Twitch had this to say about John Romero:
However. My Wife is a meaniehead who would never let me get away with it. She just doesnt trust me around Elk Urine.

I AM NOT!!! And no one would trust you after what happened last time you played with Elk...

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 10-29-2002 01:21:41 AM
no one trick or treats here
anymore unless it's in a mall or office building...
Evenstar
Pancake
posted 10-29-2002 02:37:04 AM
I'll be working this year until 10pm =(

The store I'm working at will be giving out Temp. Tattoos though, if that counts haha.

To be born again for your sake; Blowing the past away on fluttering clouds; Letting the future ride on flowing winds; Fearlessly,unceasingly,patiently -clover
Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 10-29-2002 04:12:10 AM
quote:
So quoth merei:
I AM NOT!!! And no one would trust you after what happened last time you played with Elk...

How many times I gotta tell you.. It was him or me, and that Elk was askin for it.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 10-29-2002 04:12:47 AM
merei, i think i'm in love with your sigpic.

just to let you know.

merei
Pancake
posted 10-29-2002 12:40:33 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why aurywoof wrote:
merei, i think i'm in love with your sigpic.

just to let you know.


You can't be in love with my belly....it's mine, all mine....

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 10-29-2002 01:23:20 PM
quote:
Twitch obviously shouldn't have said:
picture 30.

I FUCKIN DARE YOU.


this statement requires clarification.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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